tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 3)

Hey.

It was a pretty decent weekend of sports watching at Fortress LemonJello.  Leeds United won, 3-1 over Wolverhampton. The Jaguras eked out a win over Imaginary Team 17-10 and in between those highs was the low of watching the Fighting Illini experiencing their own Epstein Island, getting absolutely ass-blasted by the Hoosiers 63-10. So much for being in the NCAA top ten. Bondi Fetish Garden Noems got clubbed like a baby seal by AI Abuelas as well.  Such is life.

Are we cleared to raise the flag back to full staff?  We’re good? Okay.

I’m just tickled pink that you decided to join us for this week’s the Wee Baby Seamus Fantasy Football Leagues recap.  Welp, let’s dive right in, then!

Freezer Vodka League

Week 3 Match-Ups

Week 3 Standings

Throw out everything you knew about ̶a̶u̶t̶i̶s̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶v̶a̶c̶c̶i̶n̶e̶s̶  which teams are distancing themselves from the competition, because the top of the rankings are more congested than Dear Leader’s arteries.  Eight teams sit at 2-1! That’s like almost a third* of the league.

*statistics provided by the Department of Labor

There are five teams at 1-2 working to avoid dropping into the Relegation Zone.

The only clear-cut leader in the race to relegation is Dead Hobos at 0-3.

Lowratio League

Week 3 Match-Ups

Week 3 Standings

AI Abuelas and Rod Rust never sleeps (both 3-0), currently hold two of the four coveted Promotion spots, with five teams tied at 2-1, followed by another 5 teams at 1-2 trying to secure the last two promotions into Freezer Vodka League next season.  Sebastian’s Swag Team and Ambigious Aaron Rodgers sit in the bottom spots, with identical 0-3 records.

Lowratio League Blowout of the Weak

Who earns promotion from Lowratio League to Freezer Vodka League? Who will be relegated and replaced in the senior league this year? Tune in to find out!

Until Next Time!