Yes, my hometown side has traded an antebellum, ass-pinchy owner who liked to be addressed as "Mistuh" with a Yinzer who made fun of an aspiring Fuhrer (who, not uncoincidentally, also likes to be called "Mister"). Dunno how much that will translate to immediate on-field improvements, but it has to
Yes, Sulky-assed Mourinho's United and what tattered remains of Lester played a wet fart of a Friday nighter, but the sooner we forget that happened, the better. On to a full slate of magic!
Spurs are at the Barcodes to start us off (7:30, NBCSN). Now, the toothless ones flirted with
Those were my seats the last time that I saw premier league football live at Craven Cottage.
It's that time of year again commentists, futbol is kicking off! I'm aware that Mr. Balls and others dislike the EPL but it's what's on my teevee on Saturdays and the good La Liga
So.. somebody may have dropped the ball. It was me. TO THE GAME!
Ravens/Bears: If you can find two more uninteresting teams in all of the sports I'd like you to tell me about them down below. Still, it's THE FOOTBALL, baby! Massively muscled people you've never heard of might just
The dust has been settled, the alcohol from Sunday has finally worn off and the teams have gone home. It's time for some concluding thoughts about this World Cup.
Where do you rank this World Cup?
Balls: I've said it before, but I honestly think it's the Best World Cup EVAR! I've
Some of us have waited four years for this. Today is the day we crown a new World Champion. Will it be a team that has never won before let alone been in a World Cup Final (Croatia) or will it be the team that has won one and lost
The World Cup third place match is also known as the Losers’ Final. It’s a charmless assessment, but the consensus around the game seems to be “Why even play it”. Sure, the stakes are placing 3rd or 4th, but bitching about playing (or watching) the game has to be First
Yes, I am re-using pictures that I deem good luck for certain "most favoured nation" sides. Wanna fight about it?
Croatia (+250) v. England (+130; draw +205) (14:00 EST, Fox)
As usual throughout their charmed tourney lives, the Cuck Liouns are favoured, despite not really being one of even the five or
Or, as Our Lord put it, the French v. the Pretend French. Anyway, these are some sexy as fuck footballing sides, I shall say that much. I expect the winner here to hoist the trophy at the end, so bet heavily on the Murder Checkerboards/Cuck Liouns winner.
Belgium (+200) v. France
Yes, we got our dream Waffles/Les Frogs matchup. And the peoples rejoiced. Now, it is time for the back-alley abortion side of the bracket. Join us, won't you? It still beats goddamned baseball.
England (-115) v. Sweden (+385; draw +220) (10:00 EST, Fox)
Merry ole England has Evertonian Keeper Jordan Pickford to
Yes, the Elite Eight is upon us, and only mighty Belgium is keeping me interested whatsoever (ok, maybe Les Frogs a little). Coca Bros. pulling me back in to fuck it up at the death was just too much, man. RIP, Sarah Lynn:
France (-105) v. Uruguay (+350; draw +215) (10:00
Inside an empty DFO boardroom, the door flies open
In walks Downton Abbey actor, Jim Carter, wearing his traditional Carson outfit
Carter: All rise for the current fantasy DFO World Cup of Lesser footy leader. . . as of July 5th, 2018, Master, Wakezilla.
In walks the King amongst men, Wakezilla. Wakezilla