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BEAR DOWN For Coach Tommy!
OK, the Fightin’ Blax get a shout out this week, solely for Coach Tommy publicly turning down the U*NC jorb. Fucking LOVE it. Beyond…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 3 Recap!
This week, we had some expected results, some surprises, and some things that make you scratch your head. Let’s go! *** The AFL Ladder…
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Basketball-Free Sabado Open Thread
Hoopsball is DED to Hippo. You get no cheesecake pics until JV NFL. NO, I don’t wanna talk about it. Not now, not EVAR. So…shit. …
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 2 Recap!
Finally, every team has played a game! Unfortunately, the bye weeks continue next week. It’s really annoying because it is difficult to compare teams.…
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Smarch Smadness and EPL Open Thread
I can nae force myself to be arsed (with watching or previewing), but at least you get a cheerleader pic. My inner pervert ALWAYS…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 1 Recap!
The AFL season is finally underway for ALL teams as the ones that missed it last week finally got to play. If you guessed…
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Everybody Point and Laugh At Spurs Thread
No doubt everybody has had that dream, where they are in the office, going about a mundane day’s work. Then, all of a sudden,…
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Your “Working In A Coal Mine” Thursday Open Thread
I mention the song because the line, “I am so tired!” really fits the bill these days. Retirement is on the horizon but the…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Opening Round Recap!
The AFL season started this week with the “Opening Round” in which only ten teams participated. That’s okay, though, because the quality of the…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Season Preview!
The AFL season starts this week with the “Opening Round” which the AFL has done for two years now and it’s apparently here to…