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Smarch Smadness and EPL Open Thread
I can nae force myself to be arsed (with watching or previewing), but at least you get a cheerleader pic. My inner pervert ALWAYS…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 1 Recap!
The AFL season is finally underway for ALL teams as the ones that missed it last week finally got to play. If you guessed…
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Everybody Point and Laugh At Spurs Thread
No doubt everybody has had that dream, where they are in the office, going about a mundane day’s work. Then, all of a sudden,…
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Your “Working In A Coal Mine” Thursday Open Thread
I mention the song because the line, “I am so tired!” really fits the bill these days. Retirement is on the horizon but the…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Opening Round Recap!
The AFL season started this week with the “Opening Round” in which only ten teams participated. That’s okay, though, because the quality of the…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Season Preview!
The AFL season starts this week with the “Opening Round” which the AFL has done for two years now and it’s apparently here to…
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Learning to (Re-)Love the Prem
Look, FFS. It’s what we GOT, so we might as well make the best of it. King’s Afrikan Water Pistols regained their mojo, at least…
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In the Land of Nothingness, Nothing is King
That’s right, we don’t even have any EPL fun this weekend. Since Newly Disappointing Everton are out of the FA Cup (i.e., now a “Mickey…
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2Pack’s Random Cortina-Milano 2026 Winter Olympic Games Thoughts and Relevant Recollections
Hippo and Other Hippo are saving their pithiness FOAR Monday’s Owl in review. Fortunately, 2pack chipped in with the following, epic Olympics post. Without…
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A Title Race After All?
Because apparently I like being wrong/stupid, I have insisted for months on end thta the King’s Afrikan Water Pistols would run away and hide with…