Holy Bananacakes, Batman! That was (mostly) fun, eh?
I say mostly because I swept my early afternoon #HAILGAMBLOR, with dominating $50 ATS wins by the P*ts (boo) and the Bearistocrats! (yay-ish), along with a thrilling $60 ML win by the Pylons that be Striped. But I also learned what it felt like to score
As the universe likes to do, the schedule is at its most interesante when my shitty wolves are playing. SIGH.
Syracuse at Clemson (Noon, ABC)
Laugh all you want, but Cuse is the kind of physical side that gives the Tiggers fits. Surely will at least bit the yuuuuuuuge 25.5-point spread (fingers
It's my turn again and this time we have a FULL slate of games and there are some really good ones on today!
Without further ado,
Crikey! That's some great games!
Before I forget, you need to watch this:
In case you didn't watch the Grand Final last night...
On to the Burning Questions of
No doubt, you are all in the middle of watching the pre-Grand Final festivities on the Watch AFL app. Remember that First Bounce is at 9:30 PM Pacific time!
However, I'd like to point your attention at an exchange that happened during last night's Thursday Night Football Open Thread:
Let this post
Every September, there is a weekly slate of games that is just refried ass. Welcome to said Saturday.
Georgia at Missouri (Noon, ESPN)
Both of these teams are undefeated, but only one is any good, and maybe not even one (thus the slight opportunity for a trap game).
Notre Dame at Wake Forest
Good morning, I hope you are well. I'm most likely already up due to a teething toddler and the fact that teh Mighty Fulham is the early game today! I will get to that later.
This past week was teh start of the Champions League and we around the DFO futbol
You thought you could get away from fútbol #content, didn't you? In my best Lee Corso doing a SEC cheerleader from behind impression,
Yeah, I hope you stocked up on bleach prior to reading this. Try getting THAT image out of your head.
And now, to the important stuff!
Yesterday, we were
The Noon window is filled with hot garbage, and deserves no preview. Let us resume drying out with midday, shall we?
LSU at Auburn (3:30, CBS)
I am still not sure exactly who Aubie is just yet (that U-Dub win was hardly convincing), and today will be quite demonstrative. 10 points is
Sadly, our first shite International Break is upon us, so one can sleep in until noon (unless one has work to catch up on all weekend like I do, over footy but fucking still, UGH). A full Saturday before NFL Week 1 would have been superb, but alas. To the
So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking in the third person, but he also discovered some horrifying news.
Sit yourselves down for this one:
Apparently, the Miss Bumbum pageant in Brazil will end after this
Yes indeed, tis that time once again. Cheerleaders to leer over, prospects to scout, GAMBLOR to hail. Let's get to the #ACTION!
James Madison at NC State (Noon, ESPNU)
How does a match like this garner national teevee coverage? Wolven QB Ryan Finley, soon to dominate Mel Kiper wet dreams, and leader
It's been one heck of a couple of weeks for ole Grumpy Pants.
First, United lost to something called Brighton Hove and Albion:
Then, they lost 0-3 at home to Tottenham. The presser afterwards was... not good.
Now, the pressure is fully on and the news coming out of England is that if