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  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Let’s Fight About Albums

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Fight About Albums

    March 30, 2026

    Guten tag, drones. Today we dip into our suggestion box and come up with one from occasional commenter and frequent model tank hobbyist, BK109,…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft: Horatio’s Big Stupid Mock Draft: The Return

    March 23, 2026

    Guten Tag, drones.  Have a seat.  It’s been a couple of years.  We’re roughly one month from the NFL Draft, so it seems like…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  All Dressed, Father

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: All Dressed, Father

    March 16, 2026

    Guten Tag, drones. I’m whipping this up at 11:24 pm EST, not because I forgot about it but because out 14-year-old cat deigned to…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Oh, That’s Where They Wound Up

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh, That’s Where They Wound Up

    March 9, 2026

    Guten Tag, drones. This week’s topic comes from me having to see ads for shows like The Voice or, even worse, The Masked Singer.…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  This Is Sports Center

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is Sports Center

    March 2, 2026

    Guten Tag, drones. Most of us here, in fact likely all of us whose screen names don’t rhyme with, uh, with, um, uh, ‘Breadshirt,’…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Let’s Keep That Power On!

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Keep That Power On!

    February 23, 2026

    Guten Tag, drones. That title has nothing to do with this week’s draft topic, it’s just my plea to Eversource, our local utility company,…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Let’s Make Some Calls!

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Make Some Calls!

    February 16, 2026

    Guten Tag, Drones. We’re excited to bring you your regular off-season Monday time-waster, the mock draft, as Hippo curls back into a fetal position…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft Rescue Post

    Monday Morning Mock Draft Rescue Post

    February 2, 2026

    Guten Tag, drones, and welcome to the third season of Monday Morning Mock Drafts, courtesy of yours truly. At this point you’re probably thinking…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Goodbye, Farewell, Amen.

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Goodbye, Farewell, Amen.

    September 1, 2025

    Guten Tag, drones. Although probably not this morning, at least here in what used to be the Democratic Republic of America, or maybe it…

  • More Things Should Be Removed This Easily:  A 2025 Dallas Cowboys Preview

    More Things Should Be Removed This Easily: A 2025 Dallas Cowboys Preview

    August 27, 2025

    I recently had a (very) minor surgical procedure to remove something called a pilar cyst.  They’re benign but can get annoying, they run in…

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