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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Not Today, Satan; I’m Toast
Guten Tag drones. This week we draft your favorite flavors of Goldfish crackers. Rikki gave me this idea long ago, but I was worried…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: It’s Such A Perfect Day!!
Guten Tag, drones. This week we begin the short slog to the long weekend that begins Friday, (earlier if you, unlike me, didn’t blow…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: F*ck It’s Hot
Guten Tag drones. As you read this I am likely driving 90 minutes each way for a Court-ordered hearing that will last 15 minutes.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: You Got What For Those Cows!?!?
Guten Tag, drones, and by the way, there’s a puzzle in the title that I bet all you little smartasses from The Request Line…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: That’s Not My Name, But It May As Well Be
Guten tag, drones. First of all, big ups to Internet Dad, who came back with the milk long enough to get the DFO Hamster…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: White People In Puerto Rico!
Guten Tag, drones. Before we get to the topic at had I just want to say that I am sitting in rainy and oddly…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Habemus Papem!!
Gutentag drones. We’ve got a draft based on current events for you today. For the first time in tries the Cardinals got one right…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Yes, We Will Look At The Dessert Menu
Guten Tag, Drones. Let’s face it, most of the time when we go out to eat we do something stupid, like load up on…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Big Intro!
Guten Tag, Drones. Taking a break from attempting to remove rodents from various pieces of water-sports (points at Balls: not one word) equipment and…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Trickeration!
Guten Tag, Drones. It’s 12:38 am as I write this, because I forgot all about this until now. And I wouldn’t be awake…