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Monday Morning Mock Draft: The Line Approaches
(featured image likely results in a Dallas punt) Or something like that. Not exactly the profound effect I was going for as we enter…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: On Second Thought
Guten Tag drones. Last week, in an effort to soothe your football-loving souls, we drafted linebackers. At the conclusion of said draft our own…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Draw The Line
Guten Tag Drones. I barely remembered the draft this weekend, but here we are at 11:05 pm Sunday night throwing words on a computer…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Making Singles, Drinking Doubles
Guten Tag, drones. I stole the title of today’s draft from a compilation from Bloodshot Records which, if you like Americana, Rock and/or Roll,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Not Today, Satan; I’m Toast
Guten Tag drones. This week we draft your favorite flavors of Goldfish crackers. Rikki gave me this idea long ago, but I was worried…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: It’s Such A Perfect Day!!
Guten Tag, drones. This week we begin the short slog to the long weekend that begins Friday, (earlier if you, unlike me, didn’t blow…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: F*ck It’s Hot
Guten Tag drones. As you read this I am likely driving 90 minutes each way for a Court-ordered hearing that will last 15 minutes.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: You Got What For Those Cows!?!?
Guten Tag, drones, and by the way, there’s a puzzle in the title that I bet all you little smartasses from The Request Line…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: That’s Not My Name, But It May As Well Be
Guten tag, drones. First of all, big ups to Internet Dad, who came back with the milk long enough to get the DFO Hamster…
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