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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Stay Inside The Lines
Good morning. As you may recall, our cat took a turn for the worse a few days ago, refusing to eat and just hiding…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Goon This Up
I’ll be honest, this draft may have some limited appeal and we’ll probably wind up talking amongst ourselves before we run out of picks,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Can’t Touch This!
Guten Tag, drones. Today’s topic is brought to you courtesy of s discussion is yesterday’s AM/PM open thread, after Ovi broke Gretzky’s once “unbreakable”…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Well That Sucked
Guten Tag, drones. I just remembered about Monday and Mock Drafts and such while sitting in front of my computer in stunned silence as…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hey Genius, This Would Have Been Great *LAST* Week!!
OK, so admittedly my timing isn’t the best on this one. Last Monday, as I justifiably celebrated with a few beers with my father…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Are You Really Gonna Wear That?
Guten Tag, people, and Happy St. Patrick’s Day. This post has nothing to do with Ireland or the Irish. I’ve been busy today trying…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: What The F*ck Is That Thing!?!?
Good morning people. I assume it’s a good morning for some of you anyway. Me, I’ll still be rolling into Daylight Savings Time, which…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Looks Like I Won’t Be The Only Thing Not Aging Well This Week!
Greetings to you all, but this week especially to those of us of a certain age, specifically those of us who had our formative…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: One Hit Wonders
No, we’re not doing musical one-hit numbers. That’s Request Line territory, and has probably already done. Nope, today you’re drafting athletic one-hit wonders. Guys,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Get Baked
As I write this Connecticut is in the midst of one of those storms that started as snow, turned to ice overnight, and is…