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Sunday Morning #Content
Good morning, imaginary friends. It’s 10:41 Best Coast time and the clubhouse is empty. Booooo. Look, living through the end of American democracy as…
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Wednesday Morning What The F**k Just Happened?
Hey, who else is up and around after 4-5 hours of melatonin-induced sleep, interrupted by various household pets coming in demanding food and to…
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Not Great Bob! The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye
The Dallas Cowboys staggered into the bye at 3-3. Their wins came against a physically bad and morally bankrupt Cleveland Browns, a just-plain bad…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Order Up!
I don’t remember my maternal Grandmother ever cooking. She must have, because she raised 5 kids and none of them starved before reaching adulthood.…
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Lather, Rinse, Repeat: Your 2024 Dallas Cowboys
Oh good, this shit again. When last seen, the Dallas Cowboys were coming off of a 12-5 record and first place finish in the…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Shut Up Already
Good morning drones. As you read this I’m probably off on a week’s vacation, heading north to Montreal, possibly Quebec, and definitely some breweries…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Wait, Don’t Spoil It For Me!
Guten Tag, degenerates. It’s another Monday morning, which means another mock draft. This week I was scrolling through some old drafts, waiting for inspiration…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Don’t Get Board
Inspired by some controversy in last week’s draft about movies based on disasters, this week we’re going to be drafting board games. The rules…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Jesus, What A Disaster
Good Monday morning, drones. This weekend we had to go away for a funeral. The funeral itself was fine, as were the after…parties(?), no,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Boots (Literally) On The Ground Edition
Greetings fellow denizens of the internet. I am writing this from the glorious metropolis that is Millinocket, ME. I’m sure it was something before…