Author: Horatio Cornblower
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
I was trying to work on a different topic but it wasn’t working to my exacting standards and seemed likely to age badly, so…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: What’s HE Doing Here?
Good Monday Morning folks. As I write this on Sunday night I am exhausted, having spent most of the day outside either on a…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Hit The Road
Ok, we won’t go into ‘Horatio climbs mountains’ again, because frankly two mentions on consecutive days is probably one mention too much. But I…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Stop Taking Elton John, I Said We’re Drafting FLAGS!!
Good morning to you all. Short week for yours truly, as I’m “working” today and tomorrow, then disappearing until next Tuesday. My holiday may…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh Let’s Not Coach Them Up!
Good Monday Morning to you folks. I’m writing this while icing and heating a likely sprained ankle, and getting ready to address that issue…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Coach ‘Em Up!
(this fucking guy shouldn’t even be an undrafted free agent) This week we’re drafting coaches. I got the idea while watching the Red Sox…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hey, Not So Loud!!
(I can’t think of a decent featured image for this one; someone hit with me some little people!) Greetings, folks. I write this after…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes!
Greetings people who are looking to avoid work on a Monday. Today I’m avoiding it entirely, because I took the day off. Why? Because…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Holiday!
Hey, it’s another Monday, and that means I have to write a mock draft. It’s also Evening 3 of a 4-day weekend which means,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: So, How’s Your Hangover?
As you may know, I went to a beer festival yesterday afternoon. In what is absolutely not a coincidence, the mock draft is four…
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