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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Are You Really Gonna Wear That?
Guten Tag, people, and Happy St. Patrick’s Day. This post has nothing to do with Ireland or the Irish. I’ve been busy today trying…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: What The F*ck Is That Thing!?!?
Good morning people. I assume it’s a good morning for some of you anyway. Me, I’ll still be rolling into Daylight Savings Time, which…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Looks Like I Won’t Be The Only Thing Not Aging Well This Week!
Greetings to you all, but this week especially to those of us of a certain age, specifically those of us who had our formative…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: One Hit Wonders
No, we’re not doing musical one-hit numbers. That’s Request Line territory, and has probably already done. Nope, today you’re drafting athletic one-hit wonders. Guys,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Get Baked
As I write this Connecticut is in the midst of one of those storms that started as snow, turned to ice overnight, and is…
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Sunday Morning #Content
Good morning, imaginary friends. It’s 10:41 Best Coast time and the clubhouse is empty. Booooo. Look, living through the end of American democracy as…
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Wednesday Morning What The F**k Just Happened?
Hey, who else is up and around after 4-5 hours of melatonin-induced sleep, interrupted by various household pets coming in demanding food and to…
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Not Great Bob! The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye
The Dallas Cowboys staggered into the bye at 3-3. Their wins came against a physically bad and morally bankrupt Cleveland Browns, a just-plain bad…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Order Up!
I don’t remember my maternal Grandmother ever cooking. She must have, because she raised 5 kids and none of them starved before reaching adulthood.…
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Lather, Rinse, Repeat: Your 2024 Dallas Cowboys
Oh good, this shit again. When last seen, the Dallas Cowboys were coming off of a 12-5 record and first place finish in the…