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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Look, Just Do It Yourself
I worked both days this weekend, getting a witness deposition out of the way Saturday, (Pro: It really helped the defense of the case.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: I Can Name That Band In One Pick
(Featured image left blank so Rikki can do something with little people) This morning’s topic comes from relatively new contributor Senor Weaselo. This is…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Nudes In Bio
Good morning folks. I’m putting this together on Saturday morning, since it’s a beautiful day here in Connecticut and I’m trying to avoid going…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: I’ll Get Better At This I Swear
Sorry folks, second week in a row that I forgot that Monday follows Sunday. Very busy weekend followed by last night planning the logistics…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Well, That’s One Anyway
Hey, if you had April 15th in your “what Monday will be the first that Horatio forgets to post a mock draft” come on…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh! Canada!
Morning, eh? Today’s the day of the total solar eclipse. My son lives in Burlington, VT, right in the path. We could have gone…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Go Long!
People, we have some truly promising drafts coming up, courtesy of one Mr. Rikki Rikki Deadly. I can only assume that the soothing hum…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Sing For Me, Monkey!!
This week’s idea comes from a new contributor, Senor Weaselo. Or “Weasel” as his friends and apparently Autocorrect call him. Anyway, Senor suggested “concerts…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is The End
OK, so I’m not gonna lie: I went out and had a few pints this afternoon and kind of forgot about this until 10:19…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh God He’s In The 80’s Again!!
Morning folks. Today’s the first Monday of Daylight Savings Time, thanks to those fucking farmers. Or something. Whatever. Hopefully you were able to get…