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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Coach ‘Em Up!
(this fucking guy shouldn’t even be an undrafted free agent) This week we’re drafting coaches. I got the idea while watching the Red Sox…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hey, Not So Loud!!
(I can’t think of a decent featured image for this one; someone hit with me some little people!) Greetings, folks. I write this after…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes!
Greetings people who are looking to avoid work on a Monday. Today I’m avoiding it entirely, because I took the day off. Why? Because…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Holiday!
Hey, it’s another Monday, and that means I have to write a mock draft. It’s also Evening 3 of a 4-day weekend which means,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: So, How’s Your Hangover?
As you may know, I went to a beer festival yesterday afternoon. In what is absolutely not a coincidence, the mock draft is four…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Look, Just Do It Yourself
I worked both days this weekend, getting a witness deposition out of the way Saturday, (Pro: It really helped the defense of the case.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: I Can Name That Band In One Pick
(Featured image left blank so Rikki can do something with little people) This morning’s topic comes from relatively new contributor Senor Weaselo. This is…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Nudes In Bio
Good morning folks. I’m putting this together on Saturday morning, since it’s a beautiful day here in Connecticut and I’m trying to avoid going…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: I’ll Get Better At This I Swear
Sorry folks, second week in a row that I forgot that Monday follows Sunday. Very busy weekend followed by last night planning the logistics…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Well, That’s One Anyway
Hey, if you had April 15th in your “what Monday will be the first that Horatio forgets to post a mock draft” come on…