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Monday Morning Mock Draft: And…Scene!
OK, let’s make this quick. This topic was between this and another one, (which you will almost certainly see very soon), and I wasn’t…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Punch Drunk Love
It’s week 2 of the Long Winter known as the off-season, and as I write this not only is it cold and dark out,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Be Mine
Greetings and salutations, DFOers. Welcome to the long dark night of the soul, or as people who don’t devote every waking moment of their…
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Oh Right, That: The 2023 Dallas Cowboys At The Bye
(feature image is things I’ve also forgotten) Well, this is awkward. Sort of dropped the ball on the whole “bye week” thing, and now…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Things You Forgot
I’ll go first. I forgot to do the mock draft today. Look, it LaboUr Day. At least here in Connecticut it’s sunny and mid-80’s.…
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Dallas Cowboys 2023: Here We Go, Here We Go, Here We Go Again
The Dallas Cowboys are coming off of consecutive 12-5 regular season campaigns. They’ve never done that before, mostly because they’ve only recently started to…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Get The F*ck Out
Two more of these to go. I had a topic in mind all day, but didn’t get around to it until after midnight best…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Highbrow This Shit
God, this offseason just will not end. I cannot wait for Hippo Thoughts to move in here every Monday through the off-season, and not…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Tight Ends, The Balls Edition
We’re winding down the off-season here people, and Hippo Thoughts are fast moving in to this spot. Last week we finished off our offensive…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Tight Ends
Good morning and good start to what I assume is the work week for most of us. I spent Sunday climbing Mt. Everett in…
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