Monday Morning Mock Draft: So, How’s Your Hangover?

As you may know, I went to a beer festival yesterday afternoon.  In what is absolutely not a coincidence, the mock draft is four hours late today.  This is not, however, because I am hungover, but rather because I took today off from work and my internal clock therefore didn’t register last night that it was Sunday and I needed to get crack-a-lackin’ on a post.

The trick to attending a beer fest and not being hungover is to dump as much beer on the ground as you drink, (there’s no reason to finish that coconut beer you took a chance on and found to be horrible; there’s plenty of others), and then don’t drink alcohol once you get home.  Seems pretty simple, but “hey don’t drink until you decide it’s bed time and you won’t feel like shit the next day” probably took me 25 years of legal drinking age to really nail down.

And with that I’ve typed myself right into this week’s draft topic:  Common-sense things you know today that you wish you’d learned earlier, or at least put to use earlier.

Let’s see one of you jerks find a featured image featuring little people to fit that topic!

(One of you jerks does so within 6 second.  Ah.  Yes.  Nevertheless)

I’ll go first:  Funding your retirement accounts to the maximum amount possible as early as possible.  Compound interest is your friend.

Sorry for the brevity of the post today, but we’ve had two straight days without rain here and I need to spend most of the rest of the day outside haying my lawn.  Gonna be a good year for the cattle.

The rest of you are on the clock.