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  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Oh!  Canada!

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh! Canada!

    April 8, 2024

    Morning, eh?  Today’s the day of the total solar eclipse.  My son lives in Burlington, VT, right in the path.  We could have gone…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Go Long!

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Go Long!

    April 1, 2024

    People, we have some truly promising drafts coming up, courtesy of one Mr. Rikki Rikki Deadly.  I can only assume that the soothing hum…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Sing For Me, Monkey!!

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Sing For Me, Monkey!!

    March 25, 2024

    This week’s idea comes from a new contributor, Senor Weaselo.  Or “Weasel” as his friends and apparently Autocorrect call him. Anyway, Senor suggested “concerts…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  This Is The End

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is The End

    March 18, 2024

    OK, so I’m not gonna lie:  I went out and had a few pints this afternoon and kind of forgot about this until 10:19…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Oh God He’s In The 80’s Again!!

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh God He’s In The 80’s Again!!

    March 11, 2024

    Morning folks.  Today’s the first Monday of Daylight Savings Time, thanks to those fucking farmers.  Or something.  Whatever.  Hopefully you were able to get…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  And…Scene!

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: And…Scene!

    March 4, 2024

    OK, let’s make this quick.  This topic was between this and another one, (which you will almost certainly see very soon), and I wasn’t…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Punch Drunk Love

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Punch Drunk Love

    February 26, 2024

    It’s week 2 of the Long Winter known as the off-season, and as I write this not only is it cold and dark out,…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Be Mine

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Be Mine

    February 19, 2024

    Greetings and salutations, DFOers.  Welcome to the long dark night of the soul, or as people who don’t devote every waking moment of their…

  • Oh Right, That:  The 2023 Dallas Cowboys At The Bye

    Oh Right, That: The 2023 Dallas Cowboys At The Bye

    November 1, 2023

    (feature image is things I’ve also forgotten) Well, this is awkward.  Sort of dropped the ball on the whole “bye week” thing, and now…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Things You Forgot

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Things You Forgot

    September 4, 2023

    I’ll go first.  I forgot to do the mock draft today. Look, it LaboUr Day.  At least here in Connecticut it’s sunny and mid-80’s.…

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