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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Livin’ In The 80’s
I was watching ‘The Bear’ when I realized I hadn’t written this post yet, which is dumb because I’ve known what it was going…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: On Guard!
OK, let’s make this quick. Thanks to something called ‘the Greenland Block’, (Zymm, while you’re stuck there anyway see if you can give that…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Choose Our Words Wisely
Greetings, folks. I was sort of stumped for a topic this week and was about to once again lean heavily on RTD or Scotchy,…
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Women’s World Cup: Here Come The Norse Saturday Night Open Thread
Editor’s note: I am a bad bad Balls. I screwed up AGAIN and just realized I was supposed to write a Saturday Night Open…
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Women’s World Cup: Is That A Great Dane In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Fun fact, per Wikipedia, the Danish Women’s National Lesser Footy team represents both Denmark and Greenland, so if you’ve been sitting tight on “how…
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Something Something This Ain’t No Step-Dancing Club: Ireland At The Women’s World Cup
The Girls in Green, (dear the sweet baby Jesus is there no one in the marketing department), enter the tournament ranked 22nd in the…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Screw You, I’m On Vacation This Week
I took this week off as I usually do, because we get the 4th off and I get a 5-day vacation for the price…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand
This week’s suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut. He suggested “best supporting athlete/actor…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft; Father of the, Oh Let’s Say Year For Starters
Happy day after Father’s Day, folks. To celebrate, let’s make like Internet Dad, go out of the office for cigarettes and never come back.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Sue Me, I Like Baseball
I watched a lot of baseball this weekend. The College World Series was good, mostly because Virginia wiped the floor with Duke. I think…