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  • Oh Right, That:  The 2023 Dallas Cowboys At The Bye

    Oh Right, That: The 2023 Dallas Cowboys At The Bye

    November 1, 2023

    (feature image is things I’ve also forgotten) Well, this is awkward.  Sort of dropped the ball on the whole “bye week” thing, and now…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Things You Forgot

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Things You Forgot

    September 4, 2023

    I’ll go first.  I forgot to do the mock draft today. Look, it LaboUr Day.  At least here in Connecticut it’s sunny and mid-80’s.…

  • Dallas Cowboys 2023:  Here We Go, Here We Go, Here We Go Again

    Dallas Cowboys 2023: Here We Go, Here We Go, Here We Go Again

    August 30, 2023

    The Dallas Cowboys are coming off of consecutive 12-5 regular season campaigns.  They’ve never done that before, mostly because they’ve only recently started to…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Get The F*ck Out

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Get The F*ck Out

    August 28, 2023

    Two more of these to go. I had a topic in mind all day, but didn’t get around to it until after midnight best…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Let’s Highbrow This Shit

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Highbrow This Shit

    August 21, 2023

    God, this offseason just will not end.  I cannot wait for Hippo Thoughts to move in here every Monday through the off-season, and not…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Tight Ends, The Balls Edition

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Tight Ends, The Balls Edition

    August 7, 2023

    We’re winding down the off-season here people, and Hippo Thoughts are fast moving in to this spot.  Last week we finished off our offensive…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Tight Ends

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Tight Ends

    July 31, 2023

    Good morning and good start to what I assume is the work week for most of us. I spent Sunday climbing Mt. Everett in…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Livin’ In The 80’s

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Livin’ In The 80’s

    July 24, 2023

    I was watching ‘The Bear’ when I realized I hadn’t written this post yet, which is dumb because I’ve known what it was going…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  On Guard!

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: On Guard!

    July 17, 2023

    OK, let’s make this quick.  Thanks to something called ‘the Greenland Block’, (Zymm, while you’re stuck there anyway see if you can give that…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Let’s Choose Our Words Wisely

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Choose Our Words Wisely

    July 10, 2023

    Greetings, folks.  I was sort of stumped for a topic this week and was about to once again lean heavily on RTD or Scotchy,…

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