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Dallas Cowboys 2023: Here We Go, Here We Go, Here We Go Again
The Dallas Cowboys are coming off of consecutive 12-5 regular season campaigns. They’ve never done that before, mostly because they’ve only recently started to…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Get The F*ck Out
Two more of these to go. I had a topic in mind all day, but didn’t get around to it until after midnight best…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Highbrow This Shit
God, this offseason just will not end. I cannot wait for Hippo Thoughts to move in here every Monday through the off-season, and not…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Tight Ends, The Balls Edition
We’re winding down the off-season here people, and Hippo Thoughts are fast moving in to this spot. Last week we finished off our offensive…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Tight Ends
Good morning and good start to what I assume is the work week for most of us. I spent Sunday climbing Mt. Everett in…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Livin’ In The 80’s
I was watching ‘The Bear’ when I realized I hadn’t written this post yet, which is dumb because I’ve known what it was going…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: On Guard!
OK, let’s make this quick. Thanks to something called ‘the Greenland Block’, (Zymm, while you’re stuck there anyway see if you can give that…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Choose Our Words Wisely
Greetings, folks. I was sort of stumped for a topic this week and was about to once again lean heavily on RTD or Scotchy,…
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Women’s World Cup: Here Come The Norse Saturday Night Open Thread
Editor’s note: I am a bad bad Balls. I screwed up AGAIN and just realized I was supposed to write a Saturday Night Open…
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Women’s World Cup: Is That A Great Dane In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Fun fact, per Wikipedia, the Danish Women’s National Lesser Footy team represents both Denmark and Greenland, so if you’ve been sitting tight on “how…