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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Mother’s Day Edition
Once again I find myself remembering that Monday comes after Sunday and that Monday means mock drafts, but I only remember after 11 when…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hey, Who’s This Dunstan Guy?
Yesterday afternoon, while perusing the Kentucky Derby comments and making my own pick to win, (can’t believe Emmitt Smith let me down like that),…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Live Laugh Whatever
Oh hey, it’s 11:39 pm on a Sunday night and I just remembered I need to have one of these up and running tomorrow.…
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Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V It’s Like 3.0 Now
I’m writing this Sunday, April 23rd, and of course by that I mean that I’m re-writing it on Tuesday, April 25th, because the Jets…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Action!
Hey, it’s 11:34 pm and while pouring the last beer of the weekend I realized that I’d forgotten the mock draft. I didn’t feel…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Pa-Rum-Pa-Rum-Pa, Mother F***ker
Oh my god, look at that dork. Jesus, no wonder people hate that song so much. If I hadn’t just spent my hard-earned American…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Let’s Team Up
Today we’re going for a bit of a niche topic, but a niche topic with passionate fans. Some of you are wrestling fans and…
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Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V1.0
No mock draft this week, because it’s time for the annual DFO Mock Draft, where I take the opportunity to take wild guesses at…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead
I have never actually seen the movie Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead, but I’ve always liked the title. I think it…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Jump That Shark!
(That shark in the featured image looks so happy) Continuing my streak of doing very little work on these this year, this week’s topic…
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