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    Something Something This Ain’t No Step-Dancing Club: Ireland At The Women’s World Cup

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    The Girls in Green, (dear the sweet baby Jesus is there no one in the marketing department), enter the tournament ranked 22nd in the…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Screw You, I’m On Vacation This Week

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Screw You, I’m On Vacation This Week

    July 3, 2023

    I took this week off as I usually do, because we get the 4th off and I get a 5-day vacation for the price…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Thanks For The Hand

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand

    June 26, 2023

    This week’s suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut.  He suggested “best supporting athlete/actor…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft;  Father of the, Oh Let’s Say Year For Starters

    Monday Morning Mock Draft; Father of the, Oh Let’s Say Year For Starters

    June 19, 2023

    Happy day after Father’s Day, folks.  To celebrate, let’s make like Internet Dad, go out of the office for cigarettes and never come back.…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Sue Me, I Like Baseball

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Sue Me, I Like Baseball

    June 12, 2023

    I watched a lot of baseball this weekend.  The College World Series was good, mostly because Virginia wiped the floor with Duke.  I think…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Cool Guy Don’t Look At ‘Em

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Cool Guy Don’t Look At ‘Em

    June 5, 2023

    This week we’re back to a full work week, none of that Memorial Day nonsense which makes me forget I have a job for…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Wait, What?

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Wait, What?

    May 22, 2023

    I was watching ‘Heat’ last night.  Great movie, until you start to think about what’s going on and that not much of it makes…

  • Screw You, Gary

    Screw You, Gary

    May 17, 2023

    THIS SOUTHERN STRATEGY I CALL IT PICKETT’S CHARGE, BECAUSE HOO BOY DID THAT NOT WORK OUT!! In news you may have missed, and probably…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft: Mother’s Day Edition

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Mother’s Day Edition

    May 15, 2023

    Once again I find myself remembering that Monday comes after Sunday and that Monday means mock drafts, but I only remember after 11 when…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Hey, Who’s This Dunstan Guy?

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hey, Who’s This Dunstan Guy?

    May 8, 2023

    Yesterday afternoon, while perusing the Kentucky Derby comments and making my own pick to win, (can’t believe Emmitt Smith let me down like that),…

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