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Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V1.0
No mock draft this week, because it’s time for the annual DFO Mock Draft, where I take the opportunity to take wild guesses at…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead
I have never actually seen the movie Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead, but I’ve always liked the title. I think it…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Jump That Shark!
(That shark in the featured image looks so happy) Continuing my streak of doing very little work on these this year, this week’s topic…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Plant It!
Good morning. Whoever had “Week 4” (is it 5? Maybe it’s 5), in the “When Will Horatio Forget To Have The Mock Draft Ready…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: God I Hate That Guy
This weeks’ draft comes from Scotchnaut, a frequent contributor to these topics and local hobo control. The less said about the latter the better…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Last Meals
This week’s topic comes indirectly from Scotchy, who posted something about Maria Bamford talking about what her last meal would be. Ms. Bamford’s last…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!
Once again we’ve reached that long, dreary slog known as the NFL off-season. We’re looking at 6 months with no football of any note,…
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Hey, Who Wants To Draft Something?
So, like the author of the previous post, I have been swamped at work lately. It turns out that taking most of the first…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Words Fail
I got nothing. I mean, what even was that? As Hippo so correctly and astutely points out in his post-weekend thoughts, they didn’t even…
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Your ‘Eh What The Haal’ Sunday Morning Open Thread
So it’s 10:25 am and I’m looking at last night’s thread. I’ve been up for a while, moving furniture and such in preparation for…