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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Plant It!
Good morning. Whoever had “Week 4” (is it 5? Maybe it’s 5), in the “When Will Horatio Forget To Have The Mock Draft Ready…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: God I Hate That Guy
This weeks’ draft comes from Scotchnaut, a frequent contributor to these topics and local hobo control. The less said about the latter the better…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Last Meals
This week’s topic comes indirectly from Scotchy, who posted something about Maria Bamford talking about what her last meal would be. Ms. Bamford’s last…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!
Once again we’ve reached that long, dreary slog known as the NFL off-season. We’re looking at 6 months with no football of any note,…
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Hey, Who Wants To Draft Something?
So, like the author of the previous post, I have been swamped at work lately. It turns out that taking most of the first…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Words Fail
I got nothing. I mean, what even was that? As Hippo so correctly and astutely points out in his post-weekend thoughts, they didn’t even…
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Your ‘Eh What The Haal’ Sunday Morning Open Thread
So it’s 10:25 am and I’m looking at last night’s thread. I’ve been up for a while, moving furniture and such in preparation for…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hindsight Is 20/20
I was on vacation last week, having gotten an invitation to spend a free week at a villa on St. John in the Virgin…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hindsight Remains 20/20
Once again we expand our “things you’d change from last week’s games” to include the Copa del Mundo, which might be Spanish for The…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hindsight is 20/20
We’re back this week, now that the insanity of the opening rounds of the World Cup are over and we can focus a but.…