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  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Live Laugh Whatever

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Live Laugh Whatever

    May 1, 2023

    Oh hey, it’s 11:39 pm on a Sunday night and I just remembered I need to have one of these up and running tomorrow.…

  • Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V It’s Like 3.0 Now

    Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V It’s Like 3.0 Now

    April 27, 2023

    I’m writing this Sunday, April 23rd, and of course by that I mean that I’m re-writing it on Tuesday, April 25th, because the Jets…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Action!

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Action!

    April 24, 2023

    Hey, it’s 11:34 pm and while pouring the last beer of the weekend I realized that I’d forgotten the mock draft.  I didn’t feel…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Pa-Rum-Pa-Rum-Pa, Mother F***ker

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Pa-Rum-Pa-Rum-Pa, Mother F***ker

    April 17, 2023

    Oh my god, look at that dork.  Jesus, no wonder people hate that song so much.  If I hadn’t just spent my hard-earned American…

  • Monday Morning Mock Drafts:  Let’s Team Up

    Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Let’s Team Up

    April 10, 2023

    Today we’re going for a bit of a niche topic, but a niche topic with passionate fans.  Some of you are wrestling fans and…

  • Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V1.0

    Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V1.0

    April 3, 2023

    No mock draft this week, because it’s time for the annual DFO Mock Draft, where I take the opportunity to take wild guesses at…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead

    March 27, 2023

    I have never actually seen the movie Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead, but I’ve always liked the title.  I think it…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Jump That Shark!

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Jump That Shark!

    March 20, 2023

    (That shark in the featured image looks so happy) Continuing my streak of doing very little work on these this year, this week’s topic…

  • Monday Morning Mock Drafts:  Plant It!

    Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Plant It!

    March 13, 2023

    Good morning.  Whoever had “Week 4” (is it 5?  Maybe it’s 5), in the “When Will Horatio Forget To Have The Mock Draft Ready…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  God I Hate That Guy

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: God I Hate That Guy

    March 6, 2023

    This weeks’ draft comes from Scotchnaut, a frequent contributor to these topics and local hobo control.  The less said about the latter the better…

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