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  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Hindsight Is 20/20

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hindsight Is 20/20

    October 24, 2022

    We’re bringing back the Monday Mock Drafts, because the #content monster needs to be fed, and because things get a little thin during the…

  • LaboUr Day Open Thread

    LaboUr Day Open Thread

    September 5, 2022

    I’m filling in for Don T this evening, who is busy doing…something else, I guess. I didn’t ask. I just assume it has something…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:

    September 5, 2022

    Turns out it only takes me taking Friday off to get a four day weekend to forget what day it is by Sunday. It…

  • Horatio Does Dallas:  Your 2022 Dallas Cowboys Preview

    Horatio Does Dallas: Your 2022 Dallas Cowboys Preview

    August 30, 2022

    When we last left America’s Team, they were coming up short on one of the most absurd play calls ever, Dan Prescott galloping unmolested…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Let’s Get Dressed!

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Get Dressed!

    August 29, 2022

    Today we’re starting the work week the right way, getting dressed in out snazziest gear and then blowing off what we’re supposed to be…

  • Horatio Does The Draft:  Buffalo Bills 2017

    Horatio Does The Draft: Buffalo Bills 2017

    August 23, 2022

    As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  All By Myself

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: All By Myself

    August 22, 2022

    Lately I’ve been watching ‘Alone’ on Netflix. ‘Alone’ is a show where 10 contestants got shipped off to some godforsaken and very remote area,…

  • Here’s Your Stupid Tuesday Morning Thread

    Here’s Your Stupid Tuesday Morning Thread

    August 16, 2022

    So I was, really going to review the 2017 Buffalo Bills draft this today but the thing is the things I get paid to…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Schadenfreude

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Schadenfreude

    August 15, 2022

    Ah, German, the language of love. If ever there were a people inclined to have a specific word for taking joy in the misery…

  • Horatio Does The Draft:  2017 Baltimore Ravens

    Horatio Does The Draft: 2017 Baltimore Ravens

    August 9, 2022

    As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through…

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