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World Cup (Of Slavery) 2022: Oh Sh*t, I Knew We Forgot Somethin
While divvying up the team previews for this here edition of the World Cup, somehow both the finest an most corrupt of the international…
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World Cup (of Slave Labor) 2022: USA! USA! USA!
(Featured image is Landon Donovan’s incredible injury time goal versus Algeria to put the USMNT through to the knockout round in 2010. It…
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World Cup (of Slave Labour) 2022: Here Come The Danes!
Now there’s a sentence you don’t want to yell too loudly around Lindisfarne. The Danish National Soccer team is nicknamed “The Red & Whites”…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hindsight is 20/20
Happy Monday afternoon folks. It’s time once again for our newest and, if not loved, at least acknowledged feature of drafting things you’d change…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hindsight Is 20/20
Another week done in the NFL. This Thursday, (fun fact, I haven’t watched a minute of any of the Thursday games, and my life…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: SUDDEN CHANGE!!!
As our more astute readers will recall, we brought the Mock Drafts back in-season for the sole purpose of drafting things that we would…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hindsight Is 20/20
We’re bringing back the Monday Mock Drafts, because the #content monster needs to be fed, and because things get a little thin during the…
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LaboUr Day Open Thread
I’m filling in for Don T this evening, who is busy doing…something else, I guess. I didn’t ask. I just assume it has something…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft:
Turns out it only takes me taking Friday off to get a four day weekend to forget what day it is by Sunday. It…
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Horatio Does Dallas: Your 2022 Dallas Cowboys Preview
When we last left America’s Team, they were coming up short on one of the most absurd play calls ever, Dan Prescott galloping unmolested…
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