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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hindsight Is 20/20
We’re bringing back the Monday Mock Drafts, because the #content monster needs to be fed, and because things get a little thin during the…
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LaboUr Day Open Thread
I’m filling in for Don T this evening, who is busy doing…something else, I guess. I didn’t ask. I just assume it has something…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft:
Turns out it only takes me taking Friday off to get a four day weekend to forget what day it is by Sunday. It…
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Horatio Does Dallas: Your 2022 Dallas Cowboys Preview
When we last left America’s Team, they were coming up short on one of the most absurd play calls ever, Dan Prescott galloping unmolested…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Get Dressed!
Today we’re starting the work week the right way, getting dressed in out snazziest gear and then blowing off what we’re supposed to be…
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Horatio Does The Draft: Buffalo Bills 2017
As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: All By Myself
Lately I’ve been watching ‘Alone’ on Netflix. ‘Alone’ is a show where 10 contestants got shipped off to some godforsaken and very remote area,…
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Here’s Your Stupid Tuesday Morning Thread
So I was, really going to review the 2017 Buffalo Bills draft this today but the thing is the things I get paid to…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Schadenfreude
Ah, German, the language of love. If ever there were a people inclined to have a specific word for taking joy in the misery…
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Horatio Does The Draft: 2017 Baltimore Ravens
As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through…
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