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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Stop The Presses!!
We’ve all been there. It’s a rainy, (or, this summer in Connecticut, stupidly hot and very dry), Saturday, there are no decent sports ball…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Shall We Play A Game?
It’s well nigh 11:30 pm as I write this. I was just finishing off some Fortnite quests, (no, you’re a loser), when I realized…
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Horatio Did The Draft: 2017 Atlanta Falcons
As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s All Cool Off
People, it is hot here in Connecticut. We are at 91, but through some combination of atmospheric conditions and alchemy, it feels like 97.…
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Horatio Did The Draft: Arizona Cardinals 2017
Oh. Hello there. I wasn’t expecting company. Welcome to my humble abode. /camera cuts around cluttered shed. //a raccoon chitters from the corner As…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: The Draft Of Steals
OK folks, let’s make this quick. I just got back from Baltimore, and boy is my liver tired. Great fun meeting a bunch of…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Is This Some Kind Of Bust?
Hi folks. Sorry this is late. I was distracted by this season’s edition of the New York Yankees turning into last season’s edition of…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft, On A Tuesday: Like Hell You’ll Adopt My Baby
Greetings, and welcome to the start of the work week. It’s one day later than usual, and thus the mock draft is one day…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: I’ll Have The Combo Platter
Good morning people, and welcome to the start of another work week. As usual we’ll be starting that week be screwing around and trying…
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Things Fall Apart, The Center Does Not Hold: Sunday Open Thread With Horatio
Litre sent up a flare in the back channels this morning saying he wouldn’t be available for tonight’s open thread, because he was “away”,…
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