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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Get Dressed!
Today we’re starting the work week the right way, getting dressed in out snazziest gear and then blowing off what we’re supposed to be…
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Horatio Does The Draft: Buffalo Bills 2017
As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: All By Myself
Lately I’ve been watching ‘Alone’ on Netflix. ‘Alone’ is a show where 10 contestants got shipped off to some godforsaken and very remote area,…
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Here’s Your Stupid Tuesday Morning Thread
So I was, really going to review the 2017 Buffalo Bills draft this today but the thing is the things I get paid to…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Schadenfreude
Ah, German, the language of love. If ever there were a people inclined to have a specific word for taking joy in the misery…
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Horatio Does The Draft: 2017 Baltimore Ravens
As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Stop The Presses!!
We’ve all been there. It’s a rainy, (or, this summer in Connecticut, stupidly hot and very dry), Saturday, there are no decent sports ball…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Shall We Play A Game?
It’s well nigh 11:30 pm as I write this. I was just finishing off some Fortnite quests, (no, you’re a loser), when I realized…
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Horatio Did The Draft: 2017 Atlanta Falcons
As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s All Cool Off
People, it is hot here in Connecticut. We are at 91, but through some combination of atmospheric conditions and alchemy, it feels like 97.…
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