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  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Stop The Presses!!

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Stop The Presses!!

    August 8, 2022

    We’ve all been there. It’s a rainy, (or, this summer in Connecticut, stupidly hot and very dry), Saturday, there are no decent sports ball…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Shall We Play A Game?

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Shall We Play A Game?

    August 1, 2022

    It’s well nigh 11:30 pm as I write this. I was just finishing off some Fortnite quests, (no, you’re a loser), when I realized…

  • Horatio Did The Draft:  2017 Atlanta Falcons

    Horatio Did The Draft: 2017 Atlanta Falcons

    July 26, 2022

    As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Let’s All Cool Off

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s All Cool Off

    July 25, 2022

    People, it is hot here in Connecticut. We are at 91, but through some combination of atmospheric conditions and alchemy, it feels like 97.…

  • Horatio Did The Draft:  Arizona Cardinals 2017

    Horatio Did The Draft: Arizona Cardinals 2017

    July 19, 2022

    Oh. Hello there. I wasn’t expecting company. Welcome to my humble abode. /camera cuts around cluttered shed. //a raccoon chitters from the corner As…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  The Draft Of Steals

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: The Draft Of Steals

    July 18, 2022

    OK folks, let’s make this quick. I just got back from Baltimore, and boy is my liver tired. Great fun meeting a bunch of…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Is This Some Kind Of Bust?

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Is This Some Kind Of Bust?

    July 11, 2022

    Hi folks. Sorry this is late. I was distracted by this season’s edition of the New York Yankees turning into last season’s edition of…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft, On A Tuesday:  Like Hell You’ll Adopt My Baby

    Monday Morning Mock Draft, On A Tuesday: Like Hell You’ll Adopt My Baby

    July 5, 2022

    Greetings, and welcome to the start of the work week. It’s one day later than usual, and thus the mock draft is one day…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  I’ll Have The Combo Platter

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: I’ll Have The Combo Platter

    June 27, 2022

    Good morning people, and welcome to the start of another work week. As usual we’ll be starting that week be screwing around and trying…

  • Things Fall Apart, The Center Does Not Hold:  Sunday Open Thread With Horatio

    Things Fall Apart, The Center Does Not Hold: Sunday Open Thread With Horatio

    June 26, 2022

    Litre sent up a flare in the back channels this morning saying he wouldn’t be available for tonight’s open thread, because he was “away”,…

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