Today we’re starting the work week the right way, getting dressed in out snazziest gear and then blowing off what we’re supposed to be doing and drafting best sportsball uniforms. That’s it.

Rules are simple: Is it a team? Do they have a uniform? Do you like that uniform? Then you can draft it. Please specify home, away, or (if you’re going Lesser Footy), third option. Can be pro, semi-pro, amateur. Hell, take a Little League uni if you’re feeling particularly Sanduskyish.

Your commissioner for this draft is the one an only Tim Gunn, fashion guy.

With the first pick I take the obvious one for me, the greatest use of negative space, the Hartford Whalers old school green away jerseys.

Fuckin’ beauty, eh?

The rest of you are on the clock.