Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hindsight is 20/20

Happy Monday afternoon folks.  It’s time once again for our newest and, if not loved, at least acknowledged feature of drafting things you’d change from last week’s games.  Keep in mind that these extend from last Monday through Sunday night, so if there’s something you’ve been stewing about for a week a) now’s your chance to get it out and b) get a life.  Football’s a game, and not a particularly straight one, either.

Now, as you all know I root for the Cowboys, but I like to think of myself as a fairly reasonable version of the breed.  I am fully aware the Jerry Jones is an awful person who’s continued insistence on being heavily involved in football decisions put a very low ceiling on their chances of success, that Mike McCarthy is pretty much incompetent when it comes to coaching, (which is, you know, his job), that the Cowboys are a woefully undisciplined lot with a penchant for backbreaking penal…wait, where was I going with this?

Oh, right!  I generally accept that the Cowboys aren’t all that good, that and that their losses are generally attributable to the issues listed above, (and many, many other self-inflicted ones), rather than some grand conspiracy.  That said, the picture above was what happened on 3rd and 4 on Dallas’s first, (and predictably last), drive in OT.  You will note that the ball has yet to reach Cee Dee Lamb, but that Jaire Alexander is there with bells on, one hand wrapped around Lamb’s left arm, one hand lovingly grasping Lamb’s right shoulder.  This is textbook pass interference.  Was it called?  You already know that it was not.  Now, it’s perfectly possible, perhaps even likely, that even with that call Dallas would have done something dumb in the next few plays.  Maybe even likely.  I am not at all saying that the Cowboys would have won, but they would, and should have, kept the drive going, to live and die by their own dumb little hands.  And calls like this always seem to happen when a team, (any team, and you, not just Dallas), when playing against a Rodgers or a Brady.  It’s annoying as fuck, and it needs to stop.

So if I could change one thing about last week’s slate of games it would be that Alexander be (rightly) flagged for PI on this case, the Cowboys get the 1st down, and then we see what happens.

Have at it.

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BeefReeferLives

I would change it so coaches still had the option to challenge a blown non-PI call like they did in 2019.

That way, not only would McCarthy and the Cowboys been completely hosed by a blatantly missed call, but the referees would have been able to fuck them over yet again by denying that it was PI (which it obviously was) and taking one of their timeouts to boot (just like what happened over and over and over again in 2019).

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King Hippo

Dalvin Cook scores on that overtime 1st and goal. Would likely save my fantasy team.

BC Dick

I would like to eliminate all slow motion and freeze frame replays and reviews so we don’t have to spend 10 minutes thumbwrestling our colons over whether a ball shifted an inch when hitting the ground or a guy was a quarter second early on a defensive play. ‘Tis a game played at full speed, not a math equation. Perfection is the death of fun.

King Hippo

If you can’t decide within 2 minutes max, then it can’t be conclusive to overturn (in my simple estimation)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I thought there was a time limit, but they are probably as indifferent to applying it as they were to reviewing that Buffalo catch near the end of regulation that was clearly not a catch.

King Hippo

Seems like it’s a “time limit suggestion” in practice.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My pick is for that Buffalo defensive back who attempted to intercept the pass to Jefferson and inadvertently helped him catch it to, a moment before the ball arrived, disappear into some kind of space vortex/phantom zone. And he’s not allowed back out until he understand that YOU DON’T TRY TO INTERCEPT BALLS ON FOURTH DOWN. YOU VOLLEYBALL SPIKE THEM INTO THE GROUND.

Gumbygirl

I wish every week we had at least one game that was as entertaining and crazy as the last few minutes of regular time in the Buffalo/ Minnesota game. Soooo good!

yeah right

I wish that I had back the 5 years of the end of my life that this game took from me.

Good lord was it awesome though.

King Hippo

The mental high from winning such a game has to be immense. Players, coaches, supporters all.

yeah right

The only recent comparison would be the Minneapolis Miracle. Still shaking my head.

BeefReeferLives

& conversely, the mental anguish and torment from losing such a game has to be just fucking horrible.

You were this fucking close!!!

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Game Time Decision

As I’m getting killed in all my leagues, I’d like to go back in time and either draft better players, or, just, like, nawt play fantasy football

ballsofsteelandfury

Brocky?

Game Time Decision

Lol. Pretty much

scotchnaut

I’d like Kenny Golladay to crawl into a hole and stay there until his contract expires/we can find some putz GM to take him off the Giants hands. (even then we’ll have to pay a huge chunk of his salary)