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  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  All By Myself

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: All By Myself

    August 22, 2022

    Lately I’ve been watching ‘Alone’ on Netflix. ‘Alone’ is a show where 10 contestants got shipped off to some godforsaken and very remote area,…

  • Here’s Your Stupid Tuesday Morning Thread

    Here’s Your Stupid Tuesday Morning Thread

    August 16, 2022

    So I was, really going to review the 2017 Buffalo Bills draft this today but the thing is the things I get paid to…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Schadenfreude

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Schadenfreude

    August 15, 2022

    Ah, German, the language of love. If ever there were a people inclined to have a specific word for taking joy in the misery…

  • Horatio Does The Draft:  2017 Baltimore Ravens

    Horatio Does The Draft: 2017 Baltimore Ravens

    August 9, 2022

    As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Stop The Presses!!

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Stop The Presses!!

    August 8, 2022

    We’ve all been there. It’s a rainy, (or, this summer in Connecticut, stupidly hot and very dry), Saturday, there are no decent sports ball…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Shall We Play A Game?

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Shall We Play A Game?

    August 1, 2022

    It’s well nigh 11:30 pm as I write this. I was just finishing off some Fortnite quests, (no, you’re a loser), when I realized…

  • Horatio Did The Draft:  2017 Atlanta Falcons

    Horatio Did The Draft: 2017 Atlanta Falcons

    July 26, 2022

    As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  Let’s All Cool Off

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s All Cool Off

    July 25, 2022

    People, it is hot here in Connecticut. We are at 91, but through some combination of atmospheric conditions and alchemy, it feels like 97.…

  • Horatio Did The Draft:  Arizona Cardinals 2017

    Horatio Did The Draft: Arizona Cardinals 2017

    July 19, 2022

    Oh. Hello there. I wasn’t expecting company. Welcome to my humble abode. /camera cuts around cluttered shed. //a raccoon chitters from the corner As…

  • Monday Morning Mock Draft:  The Draft Of Steals

    Monday Morning Mock Draft: The Draft Of Steals

    July 18, 2022

    OK folks, let’s make this quick. I just got back from Baltimore, and boy is my liver tired. Great fun meeting a bunch of…

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