Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hindsight is 20/20

We’re back this week, now that the insanity of the opening rounds of the World Cup are over and we can focus a but.  As I write this Brazil is facing off against South Korea in the knock-out rounds, Croatia having earlier advanced against Japan on penalty kicks.  South Korea now carries the flag for all of Asia; Brazil is…well, Brazil is Brazil, and carries the flag for Brazil.  Don T. can speak to the more accurately but I suspect that a Brazilians two favorite teams are Brazil and whoever is playing Argentina.  And that Argentines feel similarly.

Anyhoodles, as usual we’re looking back on the week that was and reversing things that happened on the football field or on the pitch, since we should really pay some attention to the most popular spot in the world having its biggest moment.

Also it gives me my first pick, which is that the US defenders maybe mark some of the Dutch players as the latter closed on goal.  I haven’t seen Dutch that open outside of the Red Light District in Amsterdam!  Seriously, mark your goddamn man.  I had no expectations that the US would, or even should have, won that game, (the Dutch are simply better), but that’s no reason to let them take wide open shots at poor Matt Turner.

Oh well, something to work on for 2026, I guess.  In the end 1-0-2 in the opening round was…well, probably what we could have expected. Better, considering they tied England, but worse, considering they were one poorly timed tackle from beating an absolutely woeful Wales.

Yours in the comments.  Go back and change the past!

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King Hippo

McManus splits the gooch from 63, Justin Tucker shakes his hand and calls him a worthy adversary.

Downfield Matriculator

I am not a Niners fan, but I feel for Jimmy G and so would give him his healthy foot back so he could use it to kick John Lynch and ownership into a new contract . . . they are gonna screw him again now and see how far a Purdy mouth will take them.

Last edited 1 year ago by Downfield Matriculator
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I do believe we have a new nickname.

Redshirt

Cleveland’s OL chooses not to block for Watson for moral and strategic reasons.

Gumbygirl

I really wanted Japan to beat Croatia, and England to lose to Senegal. But hey, Steelers won!

Doktor Zymm

England losing to Senegal gets my vote!

Redshirt

Bengals kick a field goal near end of 1st half instead of going for it on 4th and 1 with an end around to their 4th string WR. Keeps the pressure on KC and doesn’t give them momentum going into halftime.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You’d change something in a game your team WON?

Redshirt

/and raises middle finger for wasting a wish

Redshirt

I know but my options were limited.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m honestly stumped. It’s the first Monday in a while when I wouldn’t change a thing.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I guess maybe that Jets receiver wouldn’t drop that go-ahead touchdown.

litre_cola

1st marriage.

SonOfSpam

They woke up filthy today.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They slept in the same boxcar as Jim Tomsula?

WCS

Worse, they stepped into Todd Marinovich’s used sharps pile.

Last edited 1 year ago by WCS