Monday Morning Mock Draft: Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead

I have never actually seen the movie Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead, but I’ve always liked the title.  I think it has something to do with a guy being chased by the mob.  I’m guessing they’ve tracked him to Denver.  Other than that not sure.  It’s probably not a comedy.

It did, however, give me the idea for a draft topic when I was really stuck for one.  I had a bunch of ideas that just weren’t coalescing, (and yes, I’m aware of the “best place you’ve thrown up” suggestions, but on the odd occasions I threw up somewhere interesting I was generally too drunk to remember it.

So this week you’re picking two things.  The first is the city/town/village where you’re spending your final day.  Assume you’re not terribly upset about it.  Maybe it’s like a Logan’s Run thing, but above ground, and with intact cities.  Maybe you’re going to prison.  I don’t know, just go with it.  The second thing is the thing you would most like to do in that city for your last day.  The world is your oyster, for 24 hours.  You can make multiple picks, even using the same city, so long as the activity is different.  You may also pick the same activity multiple times but in different cities.  A city or activity is not off the board when it is picked, only that particular combination.  The city has to have existed at some point, but it does not have to exist now.  You want to go to Troy and tell the Trojans to give that wooden horse a good shake, that’s up to you.

Balls I’m just going to take ‘anal’ and ‘every organized municipality ever in existence on this planet’ off the board and give it to you.

Your host, of course, can only be Andy Garcia, from Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead

He’s not having a very good day, probably because I made him be commissioner for this draft.

With the first pick of the draft I am going to take Chicago, where I will spend the entire day exploring the Field Museum, the aquarium, and the planetarium in that science triangle they have over by Solider Field.  It counts as one activity because you can walk to each one from the other, something you should keep in mind when making your own picks.  Can you do it on foot?  The pick is good!  Do you need some sort of mass transit assist?  The pick has been Blair Walshed.

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