I Need A Villain

There are no good villains left in the NFL. With Brady gone, who else is there that’s fun to hate AND can instill the kind of fear in a fan that no matter the lead, no matter how little time there is on the clock, your team can still get fleeced by the bad man?

 

There are plenty of players that fit into only one of these categories. Deshaun Watson is allegedly a despicable human being, and yet when he returned to play, he looked like liquid garbage. As a fan he’s fun to hate, but can’t threaten you on the field.

 

Patrick Mahomes has the kind of talent and history to really spook the opposing fanbase, but the man is too likeable to enjoy rooting against when he’s not playing your team. Even as a Broncos fan I was rooting for him to beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl. Josh Allen is similarly likeable, and his team’s inability to close the deal in big momentsakes him more of an underdog who is fun to root for than a powerhouse we all want to see fail.

 

Aaron Rodgers used to be scary and hateable before he became the face of alternative medicine. It doesn’t help that his last superman level performance is in the rear view mirror by a couple seasons. He’s more of a sad clown than a Boogeyman nowadays, and if he goes to the Jets that’ll be compounded even further.

 

The other classic villain, Bill Belichick, has been hamstrung by a poor roster and lack of offensive identity, to the point where it’s almost sad to watch the Pats these days. Almost. The defense is as sharp as ever but without an offense to complement it, their games lack the star power and pizzazz to strike fear in anyone.

 

Today’s fresh villains seem to be the team medical staffs. The scandals and retired player stories about mistreatment have provided ample fuel for the fan hatred engine, but similar to their counterpart Roger Goodell, they can’t be hated on the field, only in headlines.

 

That leaves us with only one viable candidate: the refs. They’re all powerful, can change the game at any time, and are a constant evil force both on the field and in the news. It’s sad to say that no player can match the villain power level of Tom Brady, but the refs can at least play the heel until we receive a new dark lord to hate and fear.

 

 

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Glad to have you back.

Personally I think THE NARRATIVE that the NFL is constructing is for the Bengals to be the villain.

blaxabbath

I love a good aging wideout with a big mouth story but I get your point. It’s a copout but the overall despicablness of the NFL Ownership Cartel makes me feel like searching for a villan is akin to picking the worst attorney at Exxon.

With the gambling is going to come the fixing so that’s one reason I don’t feel like you’re going to have a league-backed asset like Brady because the overall storyline is the forest lost in the trees of fantasy and gambling. Guys are going to be dropping random 4th down passes that are eight yards short to shoot his first half yards under the line. It’s a whole different product.

WCS

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This creature is an interdimensional disgrace. I know we’re talking NFL, but this thing really is just evil.

Sharkbait

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sorry, knee jerk reaction to seeing his face.

Horatio Cornblower

/vomits uncontrollably until his sphincter comes out.

Yeah, same.

WCS

Wait until Brady starts broadcasting. We’ll be fine.

LemonJello

Oh, there’s hate-a-plenty for broadcasters!

blaxabbath

Everyone speaks exactly the same way anymore. Could be any college kid on these broadcasts.

LemonJello

BRING BACK THIS GUY, JON GRUDEN!

Brick Meathook

I think Brady is honestly too stupid to do live broadcasting. He barely does anything in those Hertz commercials and I can tell they really had to work hard to extract that much out of him, and those aren’t live.

I’ve always thought he was a guy who was extremely good at being a quarterback but knows little to nothing about anything else.

blaxabbath

He’s also on the cutting edge of new financial tools.

LemonJello

First GinGentGary and now Alex is back? Coincidence? Probably.

Sharkbait

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Horatio Cornblower

“Have Demote killed”

Gumbygirl

Look, it’s Alex! Glad you are back, we missed you. We do need a new villain. Until we get a good one, I’ll just keep on hating Qaron, the refs and many of the owners.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yeah, Rodgers can be my villain until his corpse is carted off the field.

King Hippo

It will be funny to hate him, when he is Jesting with the Jest.

SonOfSpam

Josh Allen is low-key MAGA, so you can hate him. Or at least I can.

Redshirt

I don’t know what you are talking about. I feel the referees are impartial, fair and competent.

(resumes punching wall)

Game Time Decision

The replacement ref were even more impartial, fair and competent.

Game Time Decision

ALEX

Hope your vacation was good.*
THere’s always to owners to hate as well

*no clue if you had a vacation or not.

Gumbygirl

Ugh, I had it after Christmas. Still ain’t right, but I’m getting better.

Game Time Decision

Damn that sucks. Hope you and yours are on the mend now. Hoping to not have it evar again