Alex Does A Cleanse – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

A Surgeon Rearranged My Guts And All I Got Was This Lousy Weight Loss

On March 27th, I ate a Dave’s Double, a large fry, a small frosty, a spicy chicken sandwich, and 6 spicy nuggets from Wendy’s.…

I’ve been 360+ lbs for about 15 years now. In that time, I’ve managed to get back into the 200s twice and have always…

In 2009, my favorite band broke up. The Barenaked Ladies were fun enough on the radio but I actually found a lot of weird…

I went to CharCon over the past weekend, and did more walking and more drinking than I’ve done in a long time. The whole…

The first manga I ever read was Fruits Basket, a romance anime about a homeless girl who moves in with a bunch of boys…

I’ve been unemployed for exactly two months as of today. In these two months I’ve learned a lot about what matters to me, and…

I got laid off on Thursday from a company I’ve worked for and been happy with for about 4 years. It’s not that long…

There are no good villains left in the NFL. With Brady gone, who else is there that’s fun to hate AND can instill the…

We’re like archeologists in the desert trying to understand what happened – one of us will uncover an IED with our tiny little brushes…

Welcome back to Q&A-Hole, a series where I make up a question asked by a straw-man rube suckhead and then provide a magnanimous answer…