Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh God, You’re Not Gonna Play That Again, Are You?

Guten Tag drones.

Let’s make this quick.  I’ve just come back from a weekend in Vermont, where I ate and drank a lot and did not sleep much.  I need to remedy the latter tonight, but I’ll not doubt be stewing over that C+ Yahoo just gave me for my fantasy football draft.

Just kidding.  Yahoo giving me a C+ is pretty much all I could ask for, considering last year it gave itself an A- for auto drafting Kyler Murray and Marvin Harrison Jr. early for me, and gave itself an especial pat on the back fro drafting Hollywood Brown, who proceeded to not play at all for 15 weeks.  This year I went Derrick Henry, Kyren Williams, and Chubba Hubbard with the first three picks, so I’m really counting on a return to 1985 offensive thinking this year.

Ah yes, no one give a shit about my fantasy football team, nor should they.

This week’s topic comes from everyone favorite, and possibly only, Fulham supporter, Litre Cola.  Taking a break from cursing out his favorite Lesser Footy team, at some point this season Litre suggested “songs you like that everyone else hates.”

The rules are very simple.  Do you like the song?  Does everyone around you not like the song?  Congratulations, it’s a pick!

Litre didn’t give me a pick, or at least I didn’t write it down, so I guess the first pick goes to me.  I am a man of impeccable taste, so I really can’t think of one off the top of my head.  I’ll go with Ace Frehley’s ‘Back In The New York Groove‘ which I do like, but which I have noticed elicits groans from several people if I play it, and outright cursing if my brother is around.

The rest of you are on the clock.