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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Tossup
We made it to another weekend thankfully. I’m just about done digging out from another major snowstorm that decided to hit earlier in the…
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Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Many football lovers would like to tell you we’re in The Doldrums (I love that phrase for some reason) as far as news/observations are…
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Time For A Post Or Chili
Good Morning! It’s Thursday, which means that we should be preparing for a game on Bezos Prime, but instead we have to deal with…
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What Now? A Monday Night Open Thread
For those that partook, now there’s an Olympic hangover to add to the NFL one. (though if you’re superdesperate the Combine is on this…
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Sexy Friday – 20260220
TGIF! Valentine’s Day is done and dusted, but that baby is still on the way in November. Congrats in advance. Word Count Filler Time…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Taking a gamble
So it’s school vacation this week, so House Sharkbait has been busier than usual with both kids around full time. Thankfully I was able…
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Your Mixed Bag Thursday Night Open Thread
How ’bout them Olympics! As always, hockey delivered, bringing you four OT games over two days. Were I a betting monkey I’d put a…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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Sexy Friday – 20260213
TGIF! Welcome to the offseason. Not coincidentally, it’s Friday the 13th. Stay safe out there. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of unlucky, let’s learn…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Warm Thoughts
Happy Friday! I hope you’re enjoying the Winter Olympics as much as I am. I can’t get enough of them. It definitely helps I…