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Let’s talk about toilet humoUr. Okay, not really funny, but let’s revisit the aesthetics of a proper 70’s bathroom.

Rubber Ducky
Sesame Street debuted their Rubber Ducky by Bert and Ernie in 1970. A veritable cottage industry of yellow rubber duckies broke out and they could be found in most bathtubs in the 70s.

Aqua Velva
Due to persuasive advertising Aqua Velva became the go-to after shave brand and could be found in any bachelor or married man’s bathroom.

No More Tears
Back in the day, shampoo would run into your eyes while showering and cause eye irritation. Johnson “No More Tears” Shampoo showed there was a better way. Although it was first released in 1954, it wasn’t until the 70s that is became the best selling shampoo.

Earth Tones
No doubt you’ve seen the horror show that comprises the coloUr palette of a 70s bathroom. This included the bright and loud choices of “Avocado Green”, Harvest Gold, and Chocolate. And, of course, they were all combined to create a truly garish scene.

Non-Slip Bath Decals
Those old porcelain tubs were slippery, especially when wet. To combat that, folks in the 70s would put n0n-slip decals in the bathtub. Also, flower shaped as the last vestige of 60s Flower Power.

Seat Covers
The 70s saw home owners trying to spruce up their bathrooms by putting covers on their toilet seats. Fuzzy toilet seat covers. The primary issue there was the lid wouldn’t stay open when the men of the house were peeing. This also encouraged some deranged lunatics to carpet their bathrooms to match.

There are some other things, but this is Mail-It-In-Friday™️.

 

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rockingdog

Found a funny:

WAITER: would you care for dessert

JEFF: i’ll have the jello

GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo

JEFF: jesus christ not this again

GEOFF: geosus christ

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fuckin’ fruitbats, man.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Honestly if we did a draft of Albums to Get Fucked Up To it could consume a month of my life or more and it would not be time badly spent.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I mean like the aftermath where I listen to all the selected albums and wreck my brain.

Gumbygirl

Sexy Friday!

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Gumbygirl

That’s going to be me if I don’t stop pigging out!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

…SO BUY ME BEER AND WHISKEY CAUSE I’M GOING FAR AWAY!

yeah right

FAR AWAY!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t know if there’s a better album to sing along to. Name five. You can’t!

yeah right

I miss walking into a boulangerie and getting fresh bread.

Maybe a latte if you’ve got things to see.

Paris interests me like New York did back in the 80’s.

That place is fucking alive.

SonOfSpam

It’s pretty magical, and I’m not easy to impresHEY A SQUIRREL!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Gonna be one of those nights. Might just drink my way through the whole album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZIISfOm3dI&list=PL68D998D2C9FC89B8

yeah right

Talk to me.

I’ve got 9 hours of time change to get used to.

It’s only seven in the morning in Paris.

Which means nobody’s gonna wake up for 3 more hours.

Much easier transitioning back to regular time than vice versa.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Draft topic: Albums to get fucked up off your face to. This album and Dark Side of the Moon would have first round grades.

yeah right

Frank Zappa. Sheik Yerbouti.

yeah right

Or Talking Heads “Fear of Music.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This may require science.

yeah right

No shit.

That is a target rich topic.

Gumbygirl

I did some carb loading tonight! My stuffed pepper had rice in it, so naturally I put it on a baked potato. And then came dessert… this sounds gross, in a Paula Dean fattyfatass way , and it is, but hear me out: cut up a can of cinnamon rolls into quarters, mix that with a can of cherry pie filling. Bake till the rolls are completely done, drizzle the icing on top. Not gonna lie, it was delish in a white trash way!

Gatoraids

4th rnd draft pick of the Kansas City Chiefs goes to Gumbygirl (Outside Coronary Blocker)

Bogdanski

I want to go to there

yeah right

Happy Pedro Friday.

I’m still gonna need about 10 fucking years to fully process this fucking month but damn…

The food has been life changing.

Oh shit!
I got my x-ray results back and there are no abnormalities!

Heart is in epic shape.

Fucking abdomen still hurts like hell.

Bruised sternum and bruised 3 right side center ribs.

You do NOT want to sneeze.

I’m here and in about 4 months I’ll tell you when I’m ready for more.

SonOfSpam

Congrats man, your health is everything.

(my bloodwork came back today and…well, nothing horrific, so [drinks beer])

yeah right

Right back atcha!

SonOfSpam

“Thanks, but why the R in your greeting?”

-D. Trump

Doktor Zymm

Da Bears drafted another Tight End?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I just watch Puss N Boots The Last Wish and the bear crime family was awesome.

Horatio Cornblower

An ice cold Iron City beer and a Primate’s Brothers sandwich sounds like the last meal of a condemned man desperately trying to punish himself for some really really heinous crimes.

Gumbygirl

Blasphemer!

BC Dick

An Buck fan is like an angel from
Heaven.

2Pack

It’s lady number 5 this week Ayo. And I feel sorry for kids who didn’t have a fuzzy toilet seat cover as part of thier development.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I didn’t get a chance to comment earlier, but congratulations on your retirement!!

2Pack

Thanks Buddy. I spent much of yesterday just paying attention to the moments. It felt good. Going forward will feel better.

Bogdanski

Congratulazioni per il tuo pensionamento

2Pack

Grazie Capo

King Hippo

Belated huzzah from me as well. My Black ass has another 9 years and 2 months to go before I can pull the pin.

2Pack

It will go by fast.

Gumbygirl

I have a rubber duckie. Got it at the motel in Great Falls Montana that was home to the Sip and Dip Lounge. They had mermaids! And mermen! And a hundred year old lady named Pat playing an organ!

Horatio Cornblower

Is…is her head on backwards?

2Pack

I hope not

yeah right

My grandmother Grandmommie Gladys used to crochet a whole toilet set.
She did the seat cover, dribble mat, and the killer touch was the cover for the spare roll of toilet paper.

They were poodle themed.

Now I need mental therapy.
Thanks brain.

Doktor Zymm

I did not know I wanted a crocheted poodle toilet roll cover but apparently I very much do!

Gumbygirl

You should have seen the Spanish flamenco dancing lady one with the Barbie body my Aunt Peg had. That was Fine Art!

Doktor Zymm

Amazing!

Doktor Zymm

Holy shit, just saw a picture of the ginger mullet the Stillers drafted

https://youtu.be/ET5CBb7Nstc

Gumbygirl

He’s a stunner.

SonOfSpam

Sadly, the RAMMMMMIT best pick among the first three rounds was the rotational tackle they got at #93 and it wasn’t that great.

Then again, RAMMMMMIT is gonna win Superb Owl 61 at SOFI next season.

(calling my shot, like Babe Ruth, only without talent but still alive haha George Herman Ruth you couldn’t make it to 160 who’s a loser now hahaha)

WCS

Superb Owl champion, Ty Simpson.

Horatio Cornblower

Those doughnuts aren’t gonna get to Stafford’s locker by themselves.

SonOfSpam

Upon reflection, he’d be closer to 120 or so now. Didn’t even make that, pussy.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Generational choke job by the Rockets.

SonOfSpam

That was pretty sweet, thanks for mentioning it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

God I hate the Lakers but it’s easy to hate the Rockets more based on some of the amazing choke jobs they have pulled off. Name five better choke jobs – you can’t!

Gumbygirl

That’s a look!

WCS

In important UFL news, the DC Defenders (3-1) are currently curb-stomping the Birmingham Stallions (1-3), 45-19. The game is in Birmingham. There is about six minutes left in regulation.

At least one of my teams seems to have their shit together.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

New Chargers center Jake Slaughter looks like he’d offer to take a look at your taxes to make sure you didn’t miss any deductions.

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Brick Meathook

An interesting fact is that offensive linemen tend to be pretty smart and usually get real degrees while playing in college.

Gumbygirl

Our friend from high school, Jay, beat Jimbo Covert in the PA state wrestling tourney. I think Jay came in 4th. We had a state champion in our class , and also one in golf. Small school, I think we were 2A.

Gumbygirl

My hometown is gorgeous at night. And I have a delicious looking stuffed pepper in the oven, that’s going on a giant baked potato soon. I am high as fuck. Today isn’t a total loss, despite appearances.

WCS

Yinzer and homerism aside, I agree.

Unsurprised

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

oh my god

WCS

WVU alum and Yinzer native, Pat McAfee…

For this, I do sincerely apologize. Yinz know we’re not all this awful, right?

RIGHT?!

King Hippo

Why didn’t yinz go back in time to when you was in Morganhole, kick his ass real good, like??

WCS

Hahaha, funny, funny, funny joke, Stillers. Seriously now, though, who’s your actual pick?

ballsofsteelandfury

I really think their thought process was:

We need another Big Ben

WCS

Welp…

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Gumbygirl

Oh for fuck’s sake.

Gatoraids

filling it with choco tacos no longer is enuff

King Hippo

They really took the stiff outta Paedo State. Hilariousness.

King Hippo

Tonight, Hippo learned that Mark Rypien is still alive.

Gatoraids

and loving it

Gumbygirl

This Bears draft, I can’t qwhite put my finger on what they’re thinking, but they’re definitely moving to Indiana.

scotchnaut

Nebraska’s Nate Boerkircher’s second-biggest surprise other than being drafted by the Jags? Being told that his bloodline was 35% Xhosa, and that Finding Your Roots was not a prank show.

ballsofsteelandfury

Canada looking good here.

NOT REFERRING TO CANADIENS GAME

scotchnaut

Thanks, I’ve been hiking and cutting down on carbs during the week.

SonOfSpam

Not happy the Rams spent #13 on Simpson (D’oh), but at least we’re not drafting Carson Beck.

(also not thrilled spending a 2nd rounder on a 3rd string TE)

(i guess Snead/McVay know more than I do about drafting guys, right? Right?)

ballsofsteelandfury

I love how the new format has SUPERSIZED the boobs in pic#1

scotchnaut

[surreptitiously scrolls back up to pic #1]

WCS

Cardinal’s GM is still drunk, even without Steve Keims….

WCS

They’re going to do that jingoist spiel and not include Rocky Bleier?! Dude’s toes are still somewhere in the Vietnamese jungle.

King Hippo

Fatty McGoo was TOTES gonna reach for one of those mediocre TEs. So, thanks for saving us from ourselves, RRRRRRRRAM IT!! et al…

WCS

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Doktor Zymm

Chicken Paprikash over egg noodles with a Malbec for post-nap-and-doing-nothing early dinner. Hooray!
Anything notable going on with the draft?

WCS

…and there’s the first shots fired call. Took longer than I anticipated!

Horatio Cornblower

That Emmanuel kid really didn’t want to go to Cleveland, I guess.

Fronkenshteen

Jets 2nd rounder followed coach Cig to Indy from JMU through the portal. I may have Uber-driven a Jet!

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scotchnaut
WCS

“Will Fox viewers really believe that more inflation and stock market crash is owning the libs?”

Yes.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What stock market crash?

WCS

I thought that’s what’s printed on the screen capture for the clip above. It’s partially blocked by the YooToob logo.

Bogdanski

It’s more the dips and then the mysterious purchases 30 minutes before some announcement that make prices go up. He doesn’t care about the absolute level. Just the delta between his announcements. It is such an obvious grift yet they haven’t even gone after him for emoluments, ain’t no one gonna say shit about this

Horatio Cornblower

There’s no way Trump is this involved in strategy.

rockingdog

my favourite thing about the contemporary Iran and market situation is watching every commodities guy i know feel like jumping out the nearest window while you still have macro guys going like “it can only good happen” 🙂

lol

SonOfSpam

Pat McAfee needs to go away. Don’t care where, just away.

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus, Pat McAfee is fucking exhausting.

scotchnaut

He was a Kool Kat for a hot minute and then he [surprise!] started chasing the money.

Horatio Cornblower

Brandon Cisse’s been shopping uptown, I see.

scotchnaut

@Gumbygirl-I have to ask-how did you stumble upon The Waterboys? They weren’t exactly a radio-friendly band.

WCS

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King Hippo

She smoked with the KEWL kids in high school

Gumbygirl

U knoe I did!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am pretty sure my uncle was the one who introduced them to me. He would send our family mixtapes ever year or so for a while. As I’m working through late 80’s alternative music I’m thinking he found a lot of stuff via MTV’s 120 Minutes.

Gumbygirl

I didn’t post that, but I loooove them. First time I heard them was in Dublin!

Gumbygirl

It was 1989, so they’d been around for a few years. We were living in Scotland, and MTV played a lot of stuff that the American version didn’t.

scotchnaut

Way back when my buddy was house-sitting for a super rich guy that had a soundroom that included pillars that had speakers in them. There’s no going back after you’ve heard The Waterboys engulf you when you’re high as bananas.

Gumbygirl

The bartender at the pub we were at in Dublin played the first couple of cd’ s for us. He wanted us to tell all the Yanks about them! They think we all know each other, lol!

scotchnaut

So you didn’t know Paul in Idaho? I guess you don’t get out much.

WCS

https://www.wpxi.com/news/local/parking-garage-partially-collapses-north-shore-apartment-complex-structure-condemned/HDHEA3YUFRF4PM5QFZ2TRUXTLA/

Posting this again since Balls was asking about it last night. Took a couple calls, but not the primary for this. Turns out, this is a block away from where my aunt works, and her employer used to park there. They stopped using it a while ago, and I guess we know why.

Fronkenshteen

Oh lord. Not the blue arrows. What are you doing, Jets?

King Hippo

CJ Allen falling to 62 sure would make Hippo happy.

Like pool girl’s shoulders (from this weeks photo montage)

King Hippo

Hippo is not allowed joy.

Gumbygirl

Germie?

SonOfSpam

Not especially; I washed up pretty thoroughly. Thanks for checking!

Horatio Cornblower

Sounds like a Little Rascal character who died of dysentery

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I heard he was a bit of a trouble at school. He had a reputation for being very vocal in class.

Gumbygirl

Yes, but his laugh was infectious!

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