2026 NFL Draftmas – Day Three (and Whatever Lesser Stuff Happens)

Footy has left me bruised, battered, and broken.  So, thankfully there is MOAR human chattel auctioning today (ESPN/NFLN).

Spurs misery porn theatre will continue this weekend, and the pressure is on with WHam! (UK) seemingly the only plausible alternative to 18th position.  Leeds are surely safe, Robins Hood look 90% of the way there.  Thusly, Fronkenmaths gets kind of brutal.

City of Men and King’s Afrikan Water Pistols are level on points AND goal differential, so maybe we’ll see an old-fashioned boat race to run up the scoreline.  Remember that season there was a possible “margin of victory” tiebreaker for the last NFC Wild Card (this may be a fever dream of my imagination, but it’s REAL TO ME), and the Steve Beurlein Black Panthers had a similar last-gasp boat race with Green Bay?  I forget who either’s opponents were, but I do recall onside kicks despite being ahead like 3 or 4 scores.  Dunno how this will translate to Lesser Footy, except that I doubt Handsome Mikel is willing to play that game.  Instead, he’ll just hope City of Men drop points.

Good luck with that.

In other pyramid news, Foxy Footy are on their way down to 3rd tier League One, and that club are being consumed by flames on all sides.  Icarus flew too close to the sun, indeed.  Also a reminder what an absolute charlatan Brendan Rodgers was/is/forever will be.

Anyway, that’s all I got to say about that.