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Preparing For The Footy Sunday
Look, we can has fixturez today. Don’t worry. But holy shitsnacks, does tomorrow’s slate look amazing. First EVAR Merseyside Derby for Hill Dickinson Stadium,…
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Once MOAR Into the Final Stretch
Stupid international/Mickey Mouse Cup break is finally over. Most clubs have 7 fixtures remaining, with 5th through 13th an absolute madhouse jumble. And of…
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Smarch Smadness and EPL Open Thread
I can nae force myself to be arsed (with watching or previewing), but at least you get a cheerleader pic. My inner pervert ALWAYS…
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Everybody Point and Laugh At Spurs Thread
No doubt everybody has had that dream, where they are in the office, going about a mundane day’s work. Then, all of a sudden,…
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Learning to (Re-)Love the Prem
Look, FFS. It’s what we GOT, so we might as well make the best of it. King’s Afrikan Water Pistols regained their mojo, at least…
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A Title Race After All?
Because apparently I like being wrong/stupid, I have insisted for months on end thta the King’s Afrikan Water Pistols would run away and hide with…
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The Footy Before The Storm
Welcome to the hellish realization that the 2-week-long vacation is nearly over. As is the NFL regular season. FUCK. ME. SIDEWAYS. Naut du Scotch…
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Entropy Season in the Prem?
It sure seems like we are headed that way. Villa started out like ass, now they are hot on Handsome Mikel’s tail (PHRASING!). The…
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Last Jam-Packed Sportsball Sabado del 2025
Yes, I am already maudlin in advance. But let’s keep a stiff upper lip and whatnot, There is no early bird special, and I’d…
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An Appreciation of The Revolution and JV NFL Pseudo-Bye Week
Before we get to the footy, I just want to highly, HIGHLY recommend Ken Burns’ The Revolution (streaming free on PBS). It doesn’t pay short…