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What if teh Autumn Wind Was NAWT a Pirate? Footed Ball Thread
I mean, did you SEE that puppy abortion Thursday night? Plus, Pirate Kansas is on track to go 0-fer-PAAAAWWWWLLLLLLLL (and is off this week to…
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October Sabado Smorgasboard
All varietals of footed ball, represent. We kick off bright and early, with our intrepid Robins Hood hosting Chelski (7:30, USA). Is the big…
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Lacklustre October Footy Thread
The quality of the fixtures, or the writings? YES. Start your morning, if you dare, with Leeds welcoming Spurs (7:30, USA). As usual, I…
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New Derby Fuel – Kashyap Patel is a Redsh*te
I learn so many interesting things from my trans-Atlantic imaginary frenemies (ie, NSNO – the Everton message board), but this is the tidbit that…
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Footy Returns With A Vengeance
Or perhaps with a cabbage fart, who can really say in advance smgdh. Arsenal and the Robins Hood kick off our footy morning (7:30, USA)…
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Rejoice! A Full, True Saturday Has Arrived
Jesus God, I thought we were NEVAR gonna get to this day. But FITBAW is everywhere you look. Fulham and its famoUs, hated Trespassers…
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EPL Week Dos y Overseas Farmageddon Thread
Welcome back to the maddest season, when ALL TYPES OF FITBAW come back into our meagre, hopeless lives. Please to keep your hands and…
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Queries for EPL Opening Weekend
Welcome to the much-needed resumption of festivities. Please try to control one’s excitement, or at least cover one’s tumescence. Villa and the Barcodes kick…