We are down to the last quarterfinal game of the week. Earlier, France beat Morocco, Spain beat Belgium, and Norway played England this morning. Let’s talk about the first two semifinalists:

FRANCE

The Frenchies beat Morocco handily and look really good. It’s really a shame that France will meet Spain in one semi-final because those two seem to be the best two teams in the world.

They will meet on Tuesday at High Noon Pacific Time. I will NOT be at work that day. I just hope I’m back from the golf course by kickoff.

ESPAÑA

Los Españoles le ganaron a Bélgica 2 a 1 en El Leí. They are doing it with some unexpected names. Mikel Merino has been the hero of the last two games and he’s a sub.

The Telemundo announcer for the Belgium game noted that all of the coach’s moves are paying off and this is true. Every sub coming on has had an impact on the game. If they can keep playing as a complete team of more than 11 players, they have the best shot of anyone in this tourney of beating France.

OTHER MUNDIAL STUFF

Argentina has benefitted from the easiest path to the quarterfinals I’ve ever seen and yet it’s taken some Messi Magic to avoid catastrophe. You’ve got to figure that runs out at some point, doesn’t it?

Unfortunately, tonight’s opponent is Switzerland which, while perfectly cromulent, does not create fear in the eyes of anyone. Can they beat Argentina? Well, plenty of lesser teams have come close, but close only counts in horseshoes and grenades. News and notes:

  • Mexico’s Javier Aguirre has handed the reins of the Mexican team to Rafael Marquez. That was the arrangement prior to the tourney and nothing has changed. He will probably now go back to manage in Spain.
  • There is still uncertainty over whether Mauricio Pochettino will return as US coach.
  • Portugal’s coach is gone
  • Croatia’s coach is gone
  • Czechia’s coach is gone
  • Ghana’s coach is gone

This evenings game:

ARGENTINA V SWITZERLAND at the Chiefs’ Stadium

It’s appropriate that this game is being played at the Chiefs’ stadium because the latest FIFA Conspiracy Theory says that the refs are giving Messi and the Messiettes the Patrick Mahomes treatment. I wonder if he was invited to the wedding? I touch myself too much, so Tina will probably win after stinking up the joint.

The World Cup pool can be found at:

https://www.footytips.com.au/comps/DFO_DOES_FIFA?p=doorfliesopen

The password is: doorfliesopen”

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Gumbygirl

Holee shit, Lindsey Ladybugs is ded. Good riddance.

Doktor Zymm

Nawt the Republican senator I was expecting!

Bogdanski

The only one Almost as Hard as me regarding Iran! I Won his state three times in a Landslide! No one’s ever seen anything like It. Lyndsey knows how a US Senator should die Not like Moscow Mitch And his Chinese communist wife! I talked with Mitch for twenty Minutes today, he said, sir you’re doing a wonderful job, Obama and Biden could have Never done it. Lyndsey was also very hard on the gays, not as hard as me but Very hard. We are macho men, but everyone knows im The most Macho!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Honestly thought it was a gag

Which is something Senator Graham has previously negotiated with a paid companion

litre_cola

Guys ever done quiet high as fuck dishes because EVERY ROOM is taken?. I do have Fleetwood Mac in me headphones, so much cocaine, so much angry

litre_cola

Key is dancing whole time, but the placement of utils makes the noise

WCS

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Gumbygirl

There’s nobody here but Henry and me. I am drinking a red blend from Paso Robles, delightfully named Rabble, high as fuck, eating a delicious brownie. I have some dishes to do, but they can wait.

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2Pack

Try one of these…

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Horatio Cornblower

Absolutely done dishes while not in a condition to operate motorized vehicles.

Senor Weaselo

England-Argentina! The biggest stakes those two have had against each other since… you know.

Horatio Cornblower

So McGregor came out, threw one kick and “blew out his knee” then they stopped the fight after 32 seconds or so and some patty cake punches from the other guy.

The UFC is literally the WWE these days.

Also fuck McGregor. Looks like steroids and rape are bad for your knees. Do everyone a favor and DB Cooper it out of your plane one the way home, somewhere over the mid-Atlantic.

litre_cola

God I want to eat fondue and smoke all the cigarettes with the Swiss coach

yeah right

There will be bier!

Doktor Zymm

Canada says you basically HAVE to

SonOfSpam
Horatio Cornblower

Outstanding.

The documentary on that incident makes it pretty clear he deserved what he got. Too bad he took others with him.

SonOfSpam

At least he took other rich guys.

Gumbygirl

And Spaulding

Doktor Zymm

It’s always a good idea to do some research when you’re an early adopter, when it’s something as potentially dangerous as a deep sea submersible and you just blindly trust that dude, Imma blame the victim. The only one I do feel bad for is the kid

Horatio Cornblower

They could go back to showing that Argentine fan with the nice…flag until we get to the inevitable PKs, and I’d be OK with that.

SonOfSpam

Buenos pair-ies?

SonOfSpam

Yikes, that sucks. I guess the Swiss guy shoulda gotten up right away and said “hey I just fell” or something.

I do like that diving is now penalized, it’s just such a nothing play to give The Messis an advantage the rest of the game.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, no argument there.

Doktor Zymm

Although kinda sus to start penalizing it in the quarterfinals against a Favorite

WCS

Yellow for diving?

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SonOfSpam

If Switzerland comes back and wins, I will retire there*

*I would very much like to retire there anyway; sadly, I am not one of the beautiful people. Physically? Yes, stunning, But financially, I am rather ugly.

WCS

Well, this has been… unexpectedly interesting.

Horatio Cornblower

DON’T CALL THAT ONE A SWISS MISS!!!

/A giant hook pulls me offstage into a pot of boiling hot chocolate.

SonOfSpam

You been Gloop’d son

SonOfSpam

SUDDEN CHANGE!

Horatio Cornblower

Shockingly the Paramount livestream is not up to snuff and has crapped out. Got to see one decent fight.

This is not worth what I am paying for it, which is nothing.

Doktor Zymm

Just found out my flight to Chicago tonight is gonna be on a brand new plane. United ordered a bunch of 787-9s from Boeing with their new seating configuration and this particular one I’m going to be on has been a bit of a problem child with a bunch of cancellations. They sent it back to Boeing recently and it’s done a few flights since its return, but my flight tonight is already delayed so hope it actually goes.

The 787-9 is a well established plane, so it’s likely something about the seating or galley setup that’s causing the problems rather than anything about how it flies. It’s a widebody with a premium-heavy setup, so half the plane is gonna get upgraded if the flight doesn’t cancel, and I’ll get to try the new Polaris seat. I’m half excited, half concerned I’m gonna spend the night at the airport

ArmedandHammered

i hate the new seats, i hit my head muliptle times on the wings sticking out from the headrest.

Gumbygirl

The horror, lol! We are as soft as your bunnies, none of us are surviving the zombie apocalypse.

litre_cola

So torn man.

Senor Weaselo

“I take offense to that!” -Governor Rhodes

“Pistols at dawn.” -Aaron Burr (Happy Dueliversary, everyone!)

Bogdanski

You don’t hate Trump with the strength of a thousand weird kissie-face sun flags? Must be nice for your blood pressure

Horatio Cornblower

Just realized I can watch UFC for free, since Paramount+ is part of my cable package, since my cable package adds all sorts of shit to keep me from cutting the cord.

Still, a price barely worth it to hopefully see Conor McGregor eat shit, and a bunch of fists, in his return from a 5-year rings absence as he recovered from injury by doing a bunch of steroids and dabbling in rape.

WCS

So, game over?

ArmedandHammered

messi take the pitch?

WCS

Had the primary assist six minutes in.

litre_cola

I wanted Switz to win until England won. Now someone has to beat those dicks plus Messi narrative.

Horatio Cornblower

Don’t care if it’s good, please deliver two cases of this to my house immediately.

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SonOfSpam

That’s amazing. I will travel to Brooklyn, maybe tonight, to get some.

Senor Weaselo

I’m reading up on them. The address itself is speakeasy rules, it isn’t publicly listed. You have to ask.

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, I looked them up as well. To be quite honest they seem like the sort of people I would initially agree with, then take a swing at after 20 more minutes of conversation.

Gumbygirl

I laughed so hard I think I pulled a muscle!

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Doktor Zymm

This is amazing, kinda pissed I didn’t know about this a week ago when I was in NYC

Horatio Cornblower

Hey, I know a guy!

I have to say, it’s a pretty good feeling to have a new car after driving one, (admittedly one that was great) for nearly 16 years. All those weird burning smells you get on the highway? For the first time in years I am confident those are not coming from my car.

Doktor Zymm

I posted this in the other thread, must have been about 30 seconds too early for this one:

I don’t know what it is about how I pick teams, but even when it’s not a sport I follow I somehow manage to unerringly support whichever teams get eliminated in the middle rounds. My feelings about semi-finals tend to be mild annoyance. I’m gonna go ahead and blame NBC’s Olympic coverage from the 80s and 90s, all of their inspiration porn about people who were good enough to qualify for the Olympics but no where near good enough to medal or even come in the top 20 clearly sunk in

SonOfSpam
Sharkbait

I’m not saying this game was stolen from Norway, but it’s odd that footage of this game is now on the way to the British museum

Doktor Zymm

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m impressed by FIFA planning ahead and suspending Jarell Quansah for *two* games so he’d have to sit against Argentina.

Senor Weaselo

They didn’t have a FIFA Peace Prize winner lobbying for him.

Doktor Zymm

I would step in, but I only have one of these:

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Cecil Rhodes

Well, dear colleagues, wasn’t that just a delightful football match! After that masterful display, I am utterly convinced that the Three Lions are going to take their rightful place on the footballing throne in just a few days time! Those delusional Argentines and their medically enhanced midget maestro will likely attempt to topple Those Who Are Right in the next skirmish. Any match between those two squadrons will likely resemble the Falklands War — with the same result!

yeah right

God Speed Good Sir!

yeah right

We’re going deep in to the entertainment zone so I’ll give my late game prediction.

3-0 Argentina.

See you in a couple of hours.

scotchnaut

Please! Stop posting pics of smooth-belly-ed women.

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Doktor Zymm

Gotta get with the times!

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Gumbygirl

I dunno about smooth, that bellybutton piercing looks infected as fuck.

Doktor Zymm

I got tickets to handball for the LA Olympics!

SonOfSpam

They’re gonna maybe let me buy some tix in August. Be lucky to get first round judo.

Doktor Zymm

I also got a couple sessions of rugby sevens, there were a TON of tickets left for those, I guess Americans haven’t discovered how fun that game is to watch yet

Gumbygirl

I registered for the second ticket drop. I might get curbside for the marathon, but I’ll probably have to fight a couple of homeless guys for my spot.

SonOfSpam

“That’s a sport now???”

-K. Winslow Jr.

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