TGIF! Well then, time to catch up on other stuff is upon us. Well not me, I’m too busy watching bike racing and car racing. Also, trying to catch up on that dragon show.

Word Count Filler Time

Let’s remember the idol Dolly Parton. And no, even though it’s Sexy Friday we’re not remembering her for those two reasons. Instead, we’re going to revisit some of her quotes.

“I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart under the boobs.”

“I believe in my cosmetics line. There are plenty of charities for the homeless. Isn’t it time somebody helped the homely?”

“What people do behind closed doors is certainly not my concern unless I’m behind there with them.”

“I would only set foot on the street without all this makeup if my husband was dying of a heart attack. He’d have to be really sick.”

“I’m a very open person. One reason I’m a good boss is ’cause you always know what I’m athinkin’. I won’t treat you bad. I’ll just say, ‘Hey, WCS, there’s somethin’ that’s really buggin’ the shit outta me.”

“After Mama gave birth to 12 of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her.”

“It’s a good thing I was born a girl, because if I’d have been a boy, I’d have been a drag queen.”

“I have to honestly say that most of the stuff the tabloids write has a little grain of truth. They’ve told a lot of stuff about me that’s true. They’ve told a lot of stuff about me that ain’t true. And I don’t admit or deny any of it, because what I ain’t done, I’m capable of doing.”

“I’m more apt to count my blessings than my money.”

“I think the fact that I look totally artificial, but I am totally real, has its own kind of magic in it.”

“I want to be an 80-year-old lady whose sex life they’re still wondering about.”

We still indeed are wondering Dolly.

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yeah right

Doesn’t matter what you’re doing you need this on as background music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENBX_v1Po1Y&list=RDENBX_v1Po1Y&start_radio=1

Sharkbait

Well this is excellent

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Just got…oh wow nine more minutes of Mogwai Fear Satan and I’ll give it a spin.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[nine more minutes of Explosions in the Sky later]…

Yeah, pretty sweet.

Puts me in the mood for…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXfZtlAPUNc

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, east coast problems, one half of that game is all I can do. Will try and watch the GWS match after practice tomorrow. Night, folks.

yeah right

I’ll stop with the spoilers.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You can spoil this game, just not that one 😉

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Gold Coast? More like GOAL Coast, amirite?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

But really, that was a gorgeous sequence from Anderson there.

yeah right

It was a gorgeous goal.

Counted 3 moves to set it up.

Carlton isn’t fucking around either.

They look good.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh, shit, Carlton vs Gold Coast is on live now, why am I not watching that?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Because it’s a rerun. Did you forget that the season is over?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How dare you?

yeah right

Nope. It’s not a rerun.

It’s live and happening.

AFL watch party going down!

yeah right

How did that not bounce in?

Fucking footy.

yeah right

Now that’s through.

Beautiful.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Rikki means his Bombers ended the season for my Giants last week, so he’s being a dickfor.

yeah right

Noted.

Doktor Zymm

What’s a dickfor?

/obligatory

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

For pooping.

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yeah right

Gotta say, the camera angles and production values of this match are as good as I’ve seen this season.

Maybe they got inspired by the World Cup.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

It’s part and parcel of being at the MCG

yeah right

Makes sense and very smart to build the broadcast visuals into consideration when building the stadium.

yeah right

Beautiful Friday.
Walk, exercise, massage therapy and I’ve been officially cleared to resume all daily activities.

It’s currently a balmy 75 in Pedro but there’s a breeze and no complaints.

Good week.

Lofty week.

Still not sure I want to fire up the oven for Sunday Gravy but life is all about adapting to your current environment.

Happy Friday peoples!

2Pack

Anche tu

yeah right

Obrigado!

Gumbygirl

What about the nightly activities?

Redshirt

The speech was exactly what you expected from Trump. Other than me losing the will to live and having an unusual craving for pumpkin spice, there was no side effects of me watching the speech while in detox.

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Gumbygirl

He is the most interesting man in the world, just ask him

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2Pack

Thanks Ayo, I like lady number 2 this week. Still like both of Dolly’s reasons too.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Mamma Mia!!

scotchnaut

This Just In:

Jaws 2 doesn’t get better after the 5th watch.

SonOfSpam

Did they finally get a bigger boat?

Sharkbait

“I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

Michael Cane on Jaws 4

Redshirt

I’ve only seen the first Jaws movie, but based on what I’ve heard and read, I’m assuming I’ll be rooting for the shark for Jaws 2 through 19.

Jaws 19 Trailer | “This time, it’s really, really personal.” – YouTube

Sharkbait

Finally done with 7am training sessions. Tonight calls for a daiquiri.

Brick Meathook

This is the actual fucking “fortune” I got in my fortune cookie today:

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WCS

Does that apply to Horatio when he takes Lowratio on walks and the park?

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, you take him to an amusement park and see how fucking funny that comment is after his third straight trip on the Tilt-A-Whirl.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No way he’s tall enough to ride that ride

Gumbygirl

The Twirl and Hurl. I have barfed on that.

Redshirt

Okay, who is watching Trump’s speech tonight? I covered the last one and I’m still detoxing from it. Someone’s gotta take one for the team.

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Doktor Zymm

He’s making another one? It’ll just be the same thing but with more ranting about tariffs

Redshirt

White House Correspondents Dinner Redo. This time the Secret Service did the bare minimum and kept an armed gunman away from the entire succession list instead of ole-ing him in.

Doktor Zymm

I read ‘redo’ as ‘rodeo’ and tht would be way more fun. I would absolutely watch Trump attempt to ride a bull and possibly end up face first in some literal bull shit

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Absolutely not

Also his “order” mandating signs in front of the Smithsonian American History Museum warning of “inaccurate information” is just the latest example of Stephen Miller and company thinking the Third Reich is a playbook instead of a warning.

Redshirt

Agreed, though at least they are disclaiming history instead of changing it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Nah, I’ve already got a similar viewing experience lined up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czqTY2WurEo

ballsofsteelandfury

Why would anyone watch any politician’s speech?!?

Democrat or Republican, it’s all bullshit.

scotchnaut

Why? If I wanted to watch non-sensical verbalizing I’d just search for “Speaking In Tongues”* videos.

*Talking Heads songs excluded

Gumbygirl

Christ, you scared me. I thought Dolly died!

Redshirt

I also had the same reaction when Disney+ announced their Julie Andrews’ special. It turns out the line between “honored fellow” and “honored dead” is razor thin.

WCS

I checked, too.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Had some deeeeelish pasta this evening. Now it’s time for a digestif.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also, trying to catch up on that dragon show.

Rex Grossman has a reality show? WHAT CHANNEL IS IT ON?

Gatoraids

skinemax

Gatoraids
ballsofsteelandfury

THE OCHO is yum!

Doktor Zymm

Had no ide you were such a big Chad Johnson fan!

Redshirt

He was really good until he started to believe his own shit.

Gumbygirl

I would have guessed your favorite would be the one with the snorkel sticking out of her ass!

ballsofsteelandfury

She was my #1 until THE OCHO came along…

Doktor Zymm

Love Dolly, I need to remember to donate to her Imagination Library charity at some point.

Only just finished work, although that’s mostly past me’s fault for slacking off so much during the week. I’ll grab a drink at some point, but right now I am full of pasta and too damn lazy to walk to the next room

scotchnaut

Dolly is a relentlessly good person. There aren’t enough of her kind in the world.

Don T

I saw 9 to 5 when I was a kid and ever since Dolly Parton 🥰

Gatoraids

i went from 5 to 12 when I saw Dolly Parton
-N Foles.

Gatoraids

“The clerk pulls out a magic potion and says that if she drank it, then for the next 24 hours her boobs would grow a little every time she bumps into a man and they say something like “Excuse me? or “Pardon me”.
So she buys the potion and drinks it. Then as soon as she leaves the shop, she bumps into a man and he says “Excuse me”. Then she feels her breasts grow slightly and runs off yelling that it works. And she spends hours bumping into men until she’s got a huge pair of melons.
But just when she was satisfied with her new breasts, she accidentally bumps into a French man. And he says “A thousand pardons my dear”. The next day the biggest headline on the news is “Flying torpedoes kill French man in store”

think version of this i read inspired by Dolly Parton involved sinking a ship with torpedoes in elementary school

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