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  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

    February 27, 2025

    Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3

    February 19, 2025

    Lady Balls and Balls woke up the next morning slightly tired. They had stayed up late trying to figure out one good deed that…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2

    February 12, 2025

    “So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for…

  • Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1

    Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1

    February 5, 2025

    The 11th hole at Los Verdes is a 305-yard Par 4 from the Blues that goes downhill and plays much shorter than it looks. …

  • How Did We Do? Saturday Morning Footy Open Thread

    How Did We Do? Saturday Morning Footy Open Thread

    May 25, 2024

    Teh Hippo is off on a well-deserved break as the EPL wrapped things up last week with Man City getting their fourth Premiership in…

  • Friday Morning Brain Farts/Carpenter Jorb

    Friday Morning Brain Farts/Carpenter Jorb

    May 17, 2024

    In lieu of actual prose, here’s some randomness to waste time while waiting for DJ 3000 to reload munitions from last night’s operations the…

  • How Are We Doing? Saturday Morning Footy Open Thread

    How Are We Doing? Saturday Morning Footy Open Thread

    April 20, 2024

    Teh Hippo asked me to fill in this weekend as he is driving to the Great White North. Considering he’s from North Carolina, that…

  • A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!

    A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!

    February 15, 2024

    Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…

  • How did We Do? Morning Open Thread

    How did We Do? Morning Open Thread

    May 31, 2023

    I like to check back at the end of the EPL season to see how well we did at predicting stuff. Call it an…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    March 21, 2023

    Finally, mercifully, we’ve almost reached the end. Only a couple more greasy gutters into which we must dip our collective fingers. Week 25 is…

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