Today we are back to showcasing the pictures you all have posted. Enjoy the tourney games tonight!
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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
Here are your 11 pictures of the week.
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today is a showcase of Shawn and Gus’ favourite famous friend: Tears For Fears!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.
It’s interesting how few people have Baylor making it past the Sweet 16 in the Insanity Bracket.
Sup
Good weekend so far provided that you’re not like gambling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMnaa__JZbU
Fun fact. The first half of the tournament is over in 2 days. The second half takes another 3 weeks.
Culling of the herd is hard to watch. Wanna get that done quickly.
Hello everyone, is it just me, or did Vlads stadium gig look a bit desperate?
Looked Trump-esque.
I bet the vodka and black bread snacks were free
I am and will still always be venerable Dictatorship.
Some interesting stuff from an attendee here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskARussian/comments/thqrx8/ask_me_anything_about_yesterdays_rally/
One thing I’ve seen is that they spliced in footage from a different rally to make sure it looked like people were happy and enthusiastic about being there.
Woo Hoo! Sex Under a Coconut Tree is #1!
(for now)
THESE GUYS THE WISCONSIN BADGERS I CALL THEM TEETH BECAUSE THEY ARE ALREADY VERY WHITE BUT COLGATE IS MAKING THEM LOOK EVEN WHITER.
THESE GUYS THE WISCONSIN BADGERS I CALL THEM ORAL-B BECAUSE THEY BOTH SUCK AND ARE BETTER THAN COLGATE.
YAAAAMMMMM FC!!!!!
(Still up drinking Tamarind vodka watching SecsiMxi futbol)
YOU STUPID CHEESE-EATING FREAKS! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
They’re probably eating cheese made from skim milk, that’s their problem. Better cheese, better team
Were you too busy eating shrimp off the barbie?
STealin babies dressed as a wild dog
To use against the dingo that took your baby?
It’s more likely you’ll find Rex Reid shrimping a barbie
Ukrainian folk punk is the best folk punk
https://youtu.be/vmvSrW9vzHo
Blood Eyes making the Pirates’ eyes and anuses bleed.
I scurried past that when I was scrolling for something to watch. Don’t need any more suck today!
The Fightin’ Curry’s need a Curry.
Welp, this is a pantsin’. But hey, we made it in! That makes us tied for 33rd or so in the country, doesn’t it?
“More like WRONG STATE!”
– Tommy Lloyd
I am drinking Jarritos Tamarind and vodka and I blame 1 man.
One man one vote for Tamarind drank!
YEAH BABY!!
Correct.
My suggestion for Sunday Gravy: https://foodperestroika.com/2022/03/07/poutine-khuylo/
Khuylo is one of the anglicized spellings of the Ukrainian word for dickhead, and you may remember that Ukrainian fans were scolded for their soccer chant “putin khuylo, lalalala”
https://youtu.be/h4fFNBTXGPQ
Oh shit, I just realized that the Rams wear the colors of Ukraine! THE SUPER BOWL WAS AN OMEN THAT PUTIN IS FUCKED AND UKRAINE WILL TRIUMPH!
SIT ON DICK, putin!
So bit of history. After the collapse of the USSR, Ukraine had the world’s third largest nuclear stockpile. There were fairly extensive negotiations involved on the part of both the US and Russia to get them to disarm, with some of the nukes being dismantled and others being returned to Russia. They eventually got a large payment from Russia for the value of the enriched uranium, and the Budapest Memorandum, which contained 6 points that the US, Ukraine, and Russia all agreed to. One of which: RESPECT THE SOVEREIGNTY AND CURRENT BORDERS OF UKRAINE
YES, Russia already violated the shit out of this back when they annexed the Sudetenland, ahem, I mean Crimea, but putin gave some BS about not having made an agreement that applied to Ukrainian governments that aren’t Russian puppets. In conclusion, fuck putin and may he live a thousand years bearin the pain he has visited on others
And to answer the obvious follow-up, “why the fuck would they give up nukes?” well, it’s mostly because the nukes were not altogether workable without Russian help. So it seemed like a win-win at the time. Of course, Putin is the worst, so it worked out badly, but we’re not sure if they would’ve been usable in Ukrainian hands.
They needed money to make them work, and aid would not have been forthcoming from the international community if they decided to keep them, so yes, it probably was the best decision at the time. However, it’s silly to think they couldn’t have made them operational just because the Russians had the codes. Codes are great when you have a bunch of people who will kick up a fuss when anyone starts to tinker around in the hardware, but if you have smart people who are encouraged to tinker with the explicit goal of bypassing that stuff it isn’t going to take long before they’re in control. It’s like saying that it’s pointless to steal an iPhone cause that shit has a password. It’s the hardware that counts
Thank you for providing color on that. You’re like a smart Troy Aikman!
And I have better hair!
“U”
One other thing to note: the US pledged to provide security guarantees. We kinda are dodging that one to avoid WW3.
Yup, that was the Budapest Memorandum, where Russia also guaranteed that they would respect the sovereignty and current borders of Ukraine. Both sides already reneged back in 2014, so that pledge was worth exactly diddly-squat. Belarus and Kazakhstan were also included in that agreement, so if they ever shake off their Russian puppet dictators they can also look forward to Russian invasions.
I would prefer Putin not live 1,000 years, in pain or not.
As long as pants are off, any way is the right way.
Never had problems casting myself, but in your case Sheilas on the laptop, men on the tablet to the side.
That is because you are a level 11 wizard with a +3 casting wand.
[nods in agreement] – Hunter Renfrow
I’ve had success casting off the tablet.
Me too, if you replace casting with jerking and tablet with gardener.
Oh, look at mister fancy pants with a garden!
On the R train downtown: “Do you know what time it is?”
Senor’s brain: “Please dear god don’t say showtime after I told you to get off at Atlantic. Wait, can I say showtime? Is that like the subway version of a Rickroll?”
Senor’s mouth: “10:43.”
Artist’s rendition:
Just get it close by halftime. That white boy needs to start 3 bombing, earn his keep.
“Way ahead of you, comrade.”
— Vlad P., Moscow
Thank you sire, I knew there was something there
I bet on UAB +9, please do not tell Gumbygirl.
Don’t her tell, but Houston is gamblor’s favorite
I once went to a game there when Case Keenum was the qb. I said I would drive because I thought it was dry. Nope, one of 13 schools at the time with booze. I watched my buddy get destroyed and Keenum was like Rex Grossman that game.
To this day, I just despise drunk people if I’m not one of them.
I was hoping it was mostly hype, but the jv 500’s appear to be for reelz. Hey, that was Sparks in that last ad. I love them!
Not exactly an inspiring start for the UAB Gumbys….
Ugh.
I’m sure this was covered in the daytime threads today, but the days of me finding the Cleveland Browns to be plucky underdogs you kind of want to cheer for are certainly over.
Is it because the dickhead qb?
/its because of that and more
Antonio Brown wants to sign with HASHTAG THEPAULS, too!
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
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Hey, there’s still the Lions!
Remember when imagine dragons were good? Me neither.
Then why were they so popular?
While losing half my life’s savings at the gas station this morning, I saw a sign on a telephone poll that said “Lose 2 inches in just 30 minutes.”
Deanna Favre probably would think that’s an ad for a quickie divorce lawyer.
Skim milk is an abomination, it’s just sugar water that gives some people indigestion
Zymm turned into anti-dairy Hippo so fast I barely noticed. Next thing she will have a go at is raclette!
Whole milk is great, especially if it’s not homogenized! I just have an issue with people ruining perfection.
Stupid Eli Manning – Maestro
The helmet catch WAS the perfection!
If some putin makes a fat-free raclette I will absolutely have a go at it
RIP John Clayton.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvXRaSvxmqg
That is not rocking.
Oh for fuck’s sake, 2022.
He was a good friend to my Steelers, without being annoyingly homerish. Damn shame.
DON’T FORGET HOT AFL ACTION TONIGHT!
At 8:10 PM Pacific:
AFLW Qualifying Final: North Melbourne v Fremantle
AFL Round 1: Geelong v Essendon
[points gun at Joliet Jake]
I’ll be taking that phone, thank you very much…
[puts away water pistol that had been painted to resemble a real gun]
Easy now…we’re all friends here…
Damn Wright St bringing San Diego Children’s Hospital patients off the bench.
Chin up, buddy. Rings don’t block holes.
That’s fucking poetry
Gnomic.
This has been a hell of a week and I am exhausted. Looking forward to cracking open a fresh box of wine and curling up on the couch
Welcome to the club, Z. I’ve been wiped out since Wednesday.
Absolutely shattered.
[sucking straw sounds]
“Looks like I could use a fresh box, too” – Judge Jeaninie Pirro
Goddamn it, you ninja’d me again.
“I’ve got two boxes, one for the each of you…” – Judge Jeanine Pirro, imitating a Doc Holliday drawl
“Oh wait, did I say you? I meant me.”
“Same, if by ‘curling up on the couch,’ you mean ‘doing my Fox News show.’ And if by ‘fresh’ you mean ‘second.'” — Jeanine Pirro
Did I hear Curling? – Canada, Dunstan
Sorry for your loss.
How is this team called The Raiders?
You’re asking logic from something from the state of Ohio.
I believe they’re from the state of Wright.
They should change their name to Wrong State
Damn it I need to go delete a comment now ..
I mean paying an artist to design the wrong mascot does seem like a That’s My Raiders! thing to do.
Nice wet fart to finish there, Mocs.
Y U NOE CALL TIMEOUT?!?!
I had Chattanooga for the upset, too.
Jeez Arizona, these guys were FOURTH in the Horizon League.
Funny. I always thought you were like 23.
Sounds like things a zillenial would say.
Were you also around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain?
Did you lay tracks for troubadors who got killed before they reached Bombay?
The messiah? Sounds more like a very naughty boy.
Multi Uni brother!
JJD I have credits from University of Winnipeg, University of Manitoba, Universite de Montreal, University of Calgary, Princeton, and Mount Royal Uni!
Wife went to 4 for her Masters.
Multi unis!
My sommelier diploma is from Strathclyde University in Scotland too!
UW-Zero?! Impressive.
Dad and brother live in FDL. Also had a cousin actually drink her way out of UW-0, which is quite impressive.
If I slip up and refer to Dick Cheney as something other than “Darth Petrolus” in the future please feel encouraged to correct me.
Honest Question. Manningcast or these two? I really like Buck but despise Aikman.
Manningcast and its not even close.
You should watch this one:
If you had a guy named Roach, you’d assume he played for CSU Fullerton, right? You’d be wrong, though.
Are we over here now? Spam and I were having fun.