As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us. Today it is Mr. Ayo’s turn to have a showcase after we featured Brocky a couple of weeks ago.
Please note that I will not be choosing a Balls’ Pic O’ Da Week. It is too hard! Pun fully intended. Instead, I will post my favourite pics at the end of the month. Stay tuned for that. In the meantime, enjoy!
As far as the music, I will be pairing the Mr. Ayo showcases with obscure songs from The Cure that I really like. I’m hoping you’ll discover some you didn’t even know existed. Litre probably knows them all, but the rest of you probably won’t.
***
Balls’ Monthly Resolutions March Update!
Resolution #1 – Fitness
The goal is to get to 15% body fat and stay there. I measured myself last Sunday and I was at 14.3%! Initial goal achieved! I just need to keep it at that level for the rest of the year.
Resolution #2 – Literature
The goal is to read 5 new books in 2022. I still haven’t cracked one but I do have two next to me waiting to be read. Maybe this weekend…
Resolution #3 – Writing
The goal is to create a new series for DFO. I had an idea going but then current events happened and the idea didn’t make as much sense anymore. I’ve now figured out that my idea of Dok as an International Assassin sent to kill the leader of a rogue state would probably subject the site to enough cyber attacks to slow us down to a crawl.
Back to the drawing board!
Resolution #4 – Leisure
The goal is to take a week off work with no cell phone availability. I am looking at a road trip cross-country to the East Coast sometime in May. I’ll keep y’all East Coasters posted if it happens and maybe we can meet up for a drink.
Resolution #5 – Giving Back
The goal is to perform one act of giving back per month. For March, I will take credit for coaching and training a friend’s son and getting him to lose 50 pounds. His target was 238 and we hit that in March. The next target is 220 and I feel confident he’ll get there.
***
For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
Here are your 21 pictures of the week.
***
YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
***
And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
I will be playing obscure Cure songs in chronological order. Enjoy!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
***
That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.
Love those first 2 Cure songs…will listen to the rest.
WOO BALLS!
Well done Balls, and great hustle Mr. Ayo!
I ate these for lunch today.https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPSBaxmWUBUY2aH?format=jpg&name=large
That was at about 3:30. Haven’t felt remotely hungry since.
https://twitter.com/CalhounColonel/status/1510102034938310656/photo/1
This is a ridiculous stat that will probably end Sunday, because I frankly don’t say a way that Aaliyah Boston (sp?) and South Carolina don’t run train on UConn. But has Michael Scott said that Wayne Gretzky said “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”, go good luck Huskies.
I also heard a joke this week:
Hey did you guys hear about the barbarian wrestler who was addicted to sex?
He was a Randy Savage!
Well, that was the complete opposite of the UConn-NC State game; in that one neither deserved to lose, and in this one neither deserved to win.
I had a free coupon so I ordered a Papa John’s pizza for the very first time.
That was the most terrible awful “pizza” I ever had, and I’ve had pizza in Canada and England.
Never again.
Did it last more than 17 seconds? Then it wasn’t as bad as Rick Pitino.
This is the correct opinion. And why it was free.
Geno must have given some major blowies to these refs. What a bullshit game.
To be fair, none of us have seen Horatio for a while
Boo!
They didn’t call anything for 5 minutes at a time, then would make a couple of random calls, then disappear for another 5.
Shit, am I reffing this game via zoom right now?
Proscuitto is bacon bubble gum.
I’ve always wondered about the concept of antiscuitto
I prefer conscuitto
Why do college west coast basketball teams suck balls constantly? Stanford, you had one job.
Just started reading “The Old Woman with the Knife”
This will be the second Korean book about assassins I’ve read, the other being The Plotters. I’m not surprised Korea is taking over pop culture, they’ve got the edge the US lost back in the early 80s
“I’ve heard some good things about Baby Metal.”
-Me, trying desperately to stay current but referencing a band that broke through in 2014
I am beat, time for some wine and truffle pizza. Need to stock up on reds this weekend as I ordered a bunch of cheese and charcuterie from the zingerman’s spring sale
Found a funny;
Salt can’t be the only delicious rock. There must be other delicious rocks somewhere…
Popular in both women’s basketball and porn?
Double teaming.
Also playing tight on the person without the ball
My feet hurt, it’s snowing in April, brocky’s hibernation is done
HOW THE FUCK U DOING BOYS?
Remember when Adam sander wrote a movie where a plot line was him dating a woman 20 years younger than him
Was that every movie or just the vast majority of them?
Better than the Jaguars under Tom Coughlin!
Stanford has been a second half team. UConn is in trouble.
Posting this for the 2nd time today because-
1.) I can
2.) I’m drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcm3dbuV8Z4&ab_channel=LindseyBuckingham
Still a shame that Lindsey Buckingham never covered “Winchester Cathedral”
Or did an ad extolling the virtues of Coke.
Discussion raging at our home at the moment: why hasn’t jeopardy adjusted for inflation?
They did 20 years ago, the last time anyone else cared aabout it
They doubled the prize money shortly after I was on it.
I am still bitter about that.
Women’s college basketball program-wise is top heavy yet none of the players are. Kinda makes you think…
Have to imagine a Lingerie Basketball league would do well considerign the rip roaring success of the football version
There was that shoe commercial back in the 80s or 90s of women playing basketball in heels
And here I was, thinking we wuz getting Ayo in a Speedo smgdh
That can be arranged.
Feels weird cheering for (Aliyah) Boston.
I wish beer commercials were more like pill ads.
“Heineken. Ask your doctor.”
“Bud Light may cause headaches, nausea, divorce, truck nuts, mask aversion, gun purchases, book burning, the desire to deep-fry a turkey, gout and unemployment. Use product wisely.”
“Caution: Increased usage of this product without supervision may result in unintended sexual relations.”
“That’s my favorite kind!”
— Ben R.
— Dehaun W.
— Jameis W.
In honor of the big game today I’m watching some historical documentaries about Julius Caesar crossing the rubicon and crushing the Senate into dust, after which he lived happily ever after and Rome ruled the world in peace for a thousand millenia.
/the big game being Senatours v. Red Wings
You get a rook goalie from Denmark making his first start on the road. You should win this.
U Mads, bro?
That reminds me of “Braveheart” where Robert the Bruce convinced William Wallace to retire to a farm upstate, I meant “island”, with that French chick after the English Crown Prince came out of the closet which his father King Edward the Longshanks, Hammer of Scots , was perfect okay and understanding with.
But it’s not even March 15th
Spurts Updates:
Canada is in The Group of Meh for the World Cup!
SC and Louisville are trading scoring runs.
The Senators are absolutely destroying Herodotus’ Red Wings 1-0.
Seems appropriate for April Fools Day…