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    May 17, 2024

    In lieu of actual prose, here’s some randomness to waste time while waiting for DJ 3000 to reload munitions from last night’s operations the…

  • How Are We Doing? Saturday Morning Footy Open Thread

    How Are We Doing? Saturday Morning Footy Open Thread

    April 20, 2024

    Teh Hippo asked me to fill in this weekend as he is driving to the Great White North. Considering he’s from North Carolina, that…

  • A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!

    A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!

    February 15, 2024

    Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…

  • How did We Do? Morning Open Thread

    How did We Do? Morning Open Thread

    May 31, 2023

    I like to check back at the end of the EPL season to see how well we did at predicting stuff. Call it an…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    March 21, 2023

    Finally, mercifully, we’ve almost reached the end. Only a couple more greasy gutters into which we must dip our collective fingers. Week 25 is…

  • Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post

    Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post

    January 4, 2023

    Yes, get ready for the traffic to start rolling in. It’s that time of year again! For the first time since COVID, the AVN…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    December 20, 2022

    The skies are angry today, my friends. And whoever is setting the thermostat is a cruel bitch. -12C (10F) was the high today and…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    December 13, 2022

    We played the babes of the bowling alley last Tuesday night. Usually they bowl in pyjamas. Tonight was a normal clothing affair, though. Mid…

  • I have confession to make

    I have confession to make

    November 17, 2022

    I may be a Secret Southerner. I was thinking about this the other day as I was drinking Dr. Pepper, eating Mac and Cheese,…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    November 15, 2022

    If you can’t out-bowl ‘em, out-drink ‘em. That was the motto of my first bowling league, which I will describe in the absence of…

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