• Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post

    Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post

    Yes, get ready for the traffic to start rolling in. It’s that time of year again! For the first time since COVID, the AVN…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    The skies are angry today, my friends. And whoever is setting the thermostat is a cruel bitch. -12C (10F) was the high today and…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    We played the babes of the bowling alley last Tuesday night. Usually they bowl in pyjamas. Tonight was a normal clothing affair, though. Mid…

  • I have confession to make

    I have confession to make

    I may be a Secret Southerner. I was thinking about this the other day as I was drinking Dr. Pepper, eating Mac and Cheese,…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    If you can’t out-bowl ‘em, out-drink ‘em. That was the motto of my first bowling league, which I will describe in the absence of…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    God bless the Duke of Argyll! If the youth of today aren’t the most annoying creatures on the planet I’ll eat my finest Sunday…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    The only thing better than true happiness is absolutely not giving a shit. This truth we, the nihilist association of something or other, hold…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    Sometimes it feels strange to have another man’s ball in your hands. The weight might not be quite right or the holes could be…

  • Guttersnipe

    Guttersnipe

    Today I have a tale of minimal importance. No, that’s not right. There is no import to speak of here. Certainly not the beer.…

  • Sexy Friday – Balls on Vacation Edition!

    Sexy Friday – Balls on Vacation Edition!

    By the time you read this on Friday night, I should, hopefully, be somewhere on the East Coast. I do not know exactly where…