![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
0
0
votes
Article Rating
AN EARNEST RESPONSE: PENIS PENIS PENIS
/
Subscribe
Please login to comment
36 Comments
An additional Ernest Response
To whit: https://youtu.be/0hrM2biD7g4
Hey Buddy! I got your penis right here!
[produces small gift box from behind his back]
Seriously, thanks for letting me use it. I really appreciate it.
I’d like to weigh in as being pro-vagina (different than vagina pro).
Me: “We hit the penis trifecta at DFO!”
Wife: “I’m leaving you.”
I’m confused. Is this vote for or against penis reform? Goddamn congress probably already has penis bill riders attached.
“What’s that? They got Bill penis riders?”
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0120a88f1a87970b-600wi
A little inside baseball, here.
Any post with more than 2 links comes across my desk for review before it posts. When I read “I’ll counter your penises” and then a bunch of pictures, I thought, “Should I approve this, or will it bite me in the ass?” I see that I made the right choice, for the very first time.
Really it was the only choice.
Have already seconded and thirded the motion.
That’s what being kept in a locker will do to you.
You fuckers with your penises are getting these posts blocked by my work’s web blocker.
Fucking penises.
Wait, how did you get a picture of my ex-girlfriend?
Although I did not pick that avatar and tried, (desperately I might add), to change it initially it has grown on me. Or it’s a parasite and has just sucked my free will down to nothing. Tomayto, Tomahto.
My posts may have my original avatar but the funky pizza slice has grown on me too.
That is a solid WordPress avatar right there.
WordPress needs to be investigated I think they got ahold of Eli’s doodle book…er I mean play book.
Pictured: Eli’s slant route to Odell Beckham
http://daleannepotter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/CrayonDoodle.jpg
You say Tomayto, Tomahto, I say Tomayto, Tomayto.
Every version of this reminds me of George Carlin’s “you say To-mah-to, I say FUCK YOU!” bit.
God, how I miss his being above-ground.
It’s name is “Uproxx.”
I read “Tomayto, Tomahto” as “Toronto, Ontario”
Sore-y
I consider this a modest proposal. Penis.
Modest, or 33 ml modest?
Oh god, the predator vagina-face monster.
So long, SFW list…
Predator huh? I remember being on location for that picture. I’d go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup… baby, I got a stew going.
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.