We are now at the tail end of the group games. What do we think of the hosts’ performances so far?

MÉXICO

The Mexicans won all their games. They had never done that in any World Cup. They also had the first Mexican woman referee a World Cup game. She did really well too.

They are building and have played better each game. The Czechia game was as good as I’ve seen in a very long time. Grade: A

CANADÁ

Our buddies/pals/friends from the Great White North lost in their last game to Switzerland but did manage to qualify to the next round as second in the group.

They will face South Africa in Los Angeles on Sunday in the first knockout game. I love you guys but I ain’t spending a grand to go to the fourth circle of hell that is SoFi. I’ll cheer for y’all in front of the TV. Grade: C

US of A

The Yanks lost to Turkey in the last game at SoFi despite the home crowd advantage and the fact that it looked like they were really trying to win even though they had already wrapped up the group.

That meant that Turkey finally played up to their potential while the US showed theirs against better opposition. The opponent in the first knockout game is Bosnia UND Herzegovina, who tied Canada on points and in their head to head match but got third in the group due to goal difference. Grade: B

OTHER STUFF

I have added Ozzy’s Boneyard to my Saved Channels on Sirius XM and I’ve been listening to more metal than I’ve listened in a very long time. I’ve missed it.

I was thinking today about who the top three iconic metal singers are. This is a topic ripe for arguments and discussion, so I’ll give you my three and let y’all fight it out in the comments.

  • Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden)
  • Rob Halford (Judas Priest)
  • Ronnie James Dio (Black Sabbath & Dio)

Tonight’s games:

COLOMBIA V PORTUGAL at the Dolphins’ Stadium

I’m thinking this will be a tie but Colombia could win it just to piss off Ronaldo

CONGO V UZBEKISTÁN at the Falcons’ stadium

Congo needs to win to move to the next round. They will probably do it.

ALGERIA V AUSTRIA at the Chiefs’ stadium.

Both teams are tied on points but Austria is winning the tiebreaker for second place. A loss could eliminate either team. Tie benefits both. What do you think will happen?

ARGENTINA V JORDAN at the Jerrydome

This is Messi’s opportunity to blast the goal scoring record out of reach and to get close to the single tournament record. Does he score two or three?

The World Cup pool can be found at:

https://www.footytips.com.au/comps/DFO_DOES_FIFA?p=doorfliesopen

The password is: doorfliesopen”

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I cannot believe that I turned off the Austria-Algeria game at ~80′. I did not expect anything more than casual bunting of the ball back and forth until the clock ran out.

WCS

Haven’t been able to watch much, if any, but judging by hearing JaguarGator9 giving himself a series of strokes and heart attacks while he calls them, I’m assuming the Algeria-Austria game is bananacakey?

Mr. Ayo

3-3 tie, so yeah. Here’s the goal replay thread.

https://bsky.app/profile/cjzero.bsky.social/post/3mpcwtjlq4225

SonOfSpam

Bananenkuchen!!!

Mr. Ayo

Back in 2nd. You’re going down clown.

SonOfSpam

You’ve um never left 2nd. But yes, I am Pagliacci.

Mr. Ayo

Bananacaks with ALG-AUT.

They should have just done a nil-nil no event tie, but this was way better.

Horatio Cornblower

Wow, I haven’t seen Austria improve their standings like that since they shut down Hitler’s birthplace!

SonOfSpam

They did???

/rewrites itinerary

Horatio Cornblower

I dunno, if this Messi guy keeps it up he might have a future in soccer.

Mr. Ayo

Just play until he stops producing. Next Jagr I think.

Bogdanski

Perfect list, only notes: Rob Halford with Fight and Dio with Rainbow

yeah right

Capri Sun and orange slices!

C’mon guys!

Hydration break my ass.

WCS

Elisha’s so jealous and upset his break times don’t include orange slices and Capri Suns.

2Pack

Yeah Buddy. Nothing soothes the soul like listening to more metal. Well almost nothing…

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Mr. Ayo

My first glance at this photo was quite wrong.

Brick Meathook

Me too.

blaxabbath

That goal is everything I know about Algeria and their people.

Until we attack them. Then I’ll be an expert.

Horatio Cornblower

“They’re going home, but they’re going home with something to remember”

And since they’re in Dallas, that something is syphilis.

blaxabbath

Big goal for Autism there.

Horatio Cornblower

JORDAN CAN’T HAVE A GREAT COMEBACK WITHOUT BEING WAY BEHIND!!

blaxabbath

This game’s in Dallas? Stat line looks more like Jordan playing in Washington.

Doktor Zymm

One of the great things for me about Meta being such a shit company, I get a lot of schadenfreude from news stories about them. Although I do feel kinda bad for everyone still stuck working for them, it’s not great time to switch tech jobs

Brick Meathook

These come in both left and right handed versions, which is a mark of high-end design quality. Things were much better back then, before hippies and immigrants ruined this country.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

My father in law is visiting, is an Argentina fan, and fell asleep on the couch approximately three minutes before that goal.

Horatio Cornblower

Got a feeling there will be others.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Goals or sleeping in laws?

yeah right

Over under.

How many craft breweries are currently prepping a “Green Algae” double IPA?

Horatio Cornblower

Yes

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Imbibable Patriot Algae

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I mean, it’s not a real brewery, but they’re on it

https://www.instagram.com/p/DZqQp1gFJdM/

Doktor Zymm

Mr. Spirulina Gose to Washington

Senor Weaselo

Austria! Algeria! The Prisoner’s Dilemma in action! WHO YA GOT?

Mr. Ayo

That’s the only draw I’ve picked so far

litre_cola

I gapped out in my own tourney and forgot

Mr. Ayo

And of course that’s not going to happen. Burn in hell Austria.

Mr. Ayo

Algeria ties it back up! Yes!

Always loved that place.

Mr. Ayo

God dammit! Back to burning in hell for Austria.

Mr. Ayo

Love you again Algeria! Keep it tied please.

litre_cola

The woman in the cellar was chilling, lets go with that one.

Senor Weaselo

I’m finally home after walking Senorita Weaselo back to her place (you know, like a fucking gentlemen, but not that kind because she moved back home).

And now I will eat my pandan nian gao. I prefer the thinner Chinese style, but also, this has pandan.

litre_cola

Fuck I love futbol. It gives no shit rich or poor = (unless you’re playing club level in North America), black, green, white, all you need is a ball of tape and 2 tied together palm trees and you can play.

/as witnessed in Morocco
/these popcorn shrimp are delicioUs

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Man, I hope Jerry Jones is REALLY angry about his stadium being full of so many brown people

Horatio Cornblower

If their money is green Jerry ain’t care.

SonOfSpam

Congrats to Doc Congo!

WCS

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Vince McMahon, asshat.

litre_cola

OK, everybody is going to bed, just took another edible, opened another bottle of wine.

litre_cola

Also momma_cola brought zyns back for me from Blaxland and I have popcorn shrimp in the air fryer.

Horatio Cornblower

I think you’re supposed to call it the Democratic Republic of Co…

Oh. Oh, right.

litre_cola

That’s Doctor Congo to you Mister!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m here, hoping to watch a little of this Argentina match

yeah right

I’m ready to party Cowboy!

Horatio Cornblower

The last time this many Colombians were in Miami, Tony Montana was introducing them to his little friend.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh cool, Columbia’s playing!

/waits patiently for rage-induced power outage in San Juan

Mr. Ayo

I am not playing for the record.

(Does’t spit because I’m well educated and have learned proper manners)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dr. Congo with some bad news for the South Korean patient.

yeah right

Milwaukee is wearing their beer league softball uniforms tonight.

Yes. I’m watching baseball.

litre_cola

I really hope you are watching your 2nd home v hooker Central.

WCS

Cal’s Gary Stamps score right as the first half concludes, and now leads 24-14 over the BC Loins .
Haven’t been able to keep a close eye on the game, but does seem like the Stampeeders have controlled play.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Also I was going to make this but don’t have any fruit roll ups, so I’ll just have some scotch.

https://www.reddit.com/r/cocktails/comments/1uhe3pf/reflecting_pool_cocktail/

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“God that looks disgusti…[looks at cocktail name again]…ah, right.”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Messi is coming off the bench tonight, so would actually be impressive if he smashed the record.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Damn. I wanted to see the keeper get chipped twice in one game.

SonOfSpam

All keepers should get chipped so their owners don’t lose them.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“But how did you know mom was a keeper, dad?” – Harrison Butker’s son

Fronkenshteen

Congolese goal, DISALLOWED. Foul in the buildup. Uzbek defender made a meal of an inadvertent head slap.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And now the ref ignores a way more significant foul that would have resulted in a penalty kick for Congo. This guy must be on Samsung’s payroll.

Doktor Zymm

Turns out the ref is actually Ebola

Fronkenshteen

Well, Uzbekistan just turned into the fucking Harlem Globetrotters for five seconds, and it’s 1-0. This match might go full banana cakes, DR Congo are desperate.

SonOfSpam
  • Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden)
  • Rob Halford (Judas Priest)
  • Ronnie James Dio (Black Sabbath & Dio)

Can’t argue too much with this, except I think Ozzy’s gotta be in there somewhere. I’d probably kick out Halford for Ozzy. (no ofens)

Horatio Cornblower

I would swap Dio and Halford but otherwise no argument. You can’t go wrong with any of them.

Mr. Ayo

I’m enjoying the Colombian fans!

SonOfSpam

I’d ask why you didn’t pick the Portugal/ColUmbia game in the pool, but you must have very cromulent reasons. After all, you’re in second, which is very good!

Mr. Ayo

I updated another match and the stupid website wiped out all my later picks. I fixed it now, but I’m blaming ESPN for this.

Mr. Ayo

Dammit, I’m fucked now. Enjoy your lightly used fleshlight SOS

SonOfSpam

Always fucking do

(but seriously, now we’re into more “go either way” games, and I will have every chance to piss away this small lead)

litre_cola

Hello from the Ontario/Manitoba border.
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Fronkenshteen

Call the merch guy, because I’d wear that t-shirt, or sip coffee from that mug.

Doktor Zymm

Border protests have gotten kinda odd

litre_cola

Or fucking border seizures of Zyn’s and Malort. Let a guy quit smoking and drunk fight for fuck sakes

Doktor Zymm

Truth

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