Can you believe that all three hosts made it to the Round of 16? That’s amazing! Let’s look at each one:

MÉXICO

The Mexicans beat Ecuador in what was probably their best performance in a World Cup ever. Seriously, it was an impressive display. And Ecuador was no slouch.

They will host England at the Azteca tomorrow night. Expectations are tempered at the Balls household. I would love for them to play well. I would hate for the game to be decided by penalties. If they end up somehow going through to the next game, I will be worried about all the fireworks that will go off around the LA area.

CANADÁ

Les Canadiens beat South Africa 1-0 in the US of A since they finished 2nd in the group. It was a good win in regulation that made history. It was their first ever win in their first ever knockout game.

This morning in Houston, they faced Morocco for the second time in a World Cup. They lost the first time in Qatar 2-1. Today, they lost 3-0. I blame Ayo and Spam for picking Morocco while the rest of us did our duty as good Americans and forgot to put picks in.

US of A

The Yanks scored one goal against Bosnia and 1 against Herzegovina and moved on to face Belgium in the Round of 16. It didn’t come without a price as Folarin Balogun received a red card late in the second half and will miss the Belgium game. He has been arguably the team’s best player.

That red card, however, overshadowed the great performance the US team had. Even down to 10 men, they still managed to score their second goal. I would not count them out against Belgium, who barely squeaked by Sénégal.

OTHER MUNDIAL STUFF

Argentina is going to win it all. I’m sorry, but I do not see any other outcome. They have an easier path to the final than anyone and they’re hitting on all cylinders. If they don’t win it all, it will be a major shocker.

The consequences of earlier-than-expected eliminations are starting to roll in. To date:

  • Germany has fired their coach and have a tentative agreement to bring in Jürgen Klopp
  • Uruguay’s coach will not be invited back as his contract expired after their elimination.
  • Ecuador’s coach has resigned after the elimination by México
  • The Netherlands’ coach has resigned after extending their record unbeaten streak at the World Cup but getting eliminated in penalities
  • South Korea’s coach not only resigned but made a public apology to the Korean people
  • Scotland’s coach resigned and will stay in Boston to drink Sam Adams the rest of his days (the latter part may be made up)

This afternoon’s game:

FRANCE V PARAGUAY at the Eagles’ Stadium

The last time these two teams met each other in a World Cup, Paraguay almost eliminated the French. They went into extra time in the Round of 16 and a French Golden Goal in the 113th minute pushed them through. France ended up winning their first World Cup that year.

The World Cup pool can be found at:

https://www.footytips.com.au/comps/DFO_DOES_FIFA?p=doorfliesopen

The password is: doorfliesopen”

COMMENT AWAY!

On a secondary note, Happy 4th of July to everyone. I’m celebrating by having pancakes for breakfast, Red White And Blue Monster for lunch, and hot dogs for dinner. Like a proud American.

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WCS

Final count was twelve (12). If you took the under, see your bookie.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

Trump: they say we need a new star fox can you believe that? No more Slippy Toad, no more Peppy Hare, now it’s women, but women can’t be foxes, maybe they can *20 seconds of unblinking staring*

*band tries to begin to play God Bless America*

Trump: no I’m not done yet, FALCO Lombardi-

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I can’t just let that slide.” – the Dr. Mrs. with regards to a minor board game rule trangression by a teenage girl who didn’t even want to play in the first place

WCS

Been sitting on eleven for a couple of hours now. This shift ends at 06:00 EST.

yeah right

We’re blowing up quite nicely right here.

This fucking town.

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wf4exIiQr8

Even our Canadiaun friends agree.

Gumbygirl

It’s Beirut here in the IE. Unfortunate, because all of the pets are scared, but SIL’s cats and Henry can’t be on the same floor or there’s Big Trouble. So I have been up and down the stairs constantly trying to comfort them. Getting my steps in vertically!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It wasn’t all that crazy out by us. We joined the neighbor up on his roof and were a bit underwhelmed. Past years have been more active.

Horatio Cornblower

Meant to mention this but when I was playing pool with my son yesterday at some point a guy walked up and asked if “you guys want to play anyone else”

So my son agreed to play him for the table and as the guy was racking my son says “hey, do you want me to show you how to do that the right way” and a tear came to my eye as I stood up with cue stick in hand and thought “another milestone: our first father-son bar fight”

Didn’t come to that. Guy and his friend went a combined 0-4 against us before deciding to do something else.

2Pack

Ciao tutti. I hope you had a good day today.

s-l400
2Pack

Mine was great. The garden is really doing great this year. Haven’t had to spray for bugs yet. It’s the simple things.

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2Pack

They always put on a great gig at the embassy. After recent public disagreements there were some politicians that made a big show about not attending. My man the Defense Minister (I call him Gru because he looks like him, really big guy) was interviewed and asked if he was going. He said oh yeah they have the best burgers there.

Horatio Cornblower

My garden has been terrible. There isn’t enough sun, which I knew but didn’t have enough time to address this spring. “Next year I’ll move it” which is a phrase I will probably repeat until I retire.

The butterfly/pollinator plants I put in, on the other hand, are taking off like nobody’s business.

2Pack

I think we’re getting the right weather mix this year. Looks like I’ll get a bunch of olives too.

Horatio Cornblower

Four hours in the car from Vermont, found that my car has a dead battery, couldn’t do anything about it do to the thunderstorm, but family and pets are home and safe and I’m about to crack a third beer because I have next week off too.

So I’d say it was a decent day, all in all.

2Pack

Jumper cables and beer fix most problems.

Horatio Cornblower

The thunder and lighting is really limiting the former, although happy to say has had no effect on the latter.

Redshirt

Still got two hands and 9.8 fingers.

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WCS

“Amateur.”

— Jason P-P, FLA

WCS

Up to eight…

WCS

Nine

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

One of the upsides of the pets going deaf and blind is that the fireworks don’t bother them as much.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Damnit, this coffee/cacao stout I took a flier tastes more sour than anything else. I need to have a Moose Drool brown ale to cleanse my palate.

WCS

That’s now three…

Horatio Cornblower

Mrs. Horatio is trying to get back from a party she went to, (after driving 4 hours back from Vermont, because “it was important to a friend”) (me: “fuck that”), and has so far had to turn back twice because of trees downed across the road.

I told her to call Allegheny 911, ask them to get someone out there with a chainsaw, then make sure to bitch about fireworks.

Horatio Cornblower

We’ve got local yokels shooting off fireworks despite there being a thunderstorm going on, (not serious here, but I guess the NW corner of CT has no power at all); the dog is cowering under my desk here and the cat is clawing at the back door demanding that I let him back outside so that he can fight both man and God.

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blaxabbath

Former Arizona guard (and WVU and Kentucky and Cincinnati), Kerr Krisa, has been arrested by the FBI and his ass is being shipped to West Virginia for his role in a multimillion dollar fraud scheme while he played there in 23-24.

SonOfSpam

Pretty sure fraud is legal now, stupid cops.

Horatio Cornblower

‘Fraud’ in West Virginia would include ‘promoting literacy’ and before you yell at me WCS may I present two words: Gordon. Gee.

WCS

E. Gorden Gee is the Temu of college presidents.

blaxabbath
Horatio Cornblower

Guy is such a piece of shit.

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34

This not happening on the Fourth of July is such a missed opportunity. Damn whale, dying four months later….

Horatio Cornblower

There’s no way there was any plan behind this other than “Hey, what if we took that dynamite left over from the highway project and…”

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WCS

Buckle up, folks. It’s the Fourth of July.

O/U on pointless fireworks calls WCS receives: 15.
I’ve taken three calls since I began at 22:00, the very first was one. The next two were not.

PLACE YINZ BETS

BrettFavresColonoscopy

/SMASHES OVER

Horatio Cornblower

/loads up on bottle rockets
//drives to Pittsburgh
///downloads Kalshi

Mr. Ayo

OVAH!

Horatio Cornblower

In honor of July 4th, here’s San Diego cutting to the chase and just ripping off the band-aid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA

Brick Meathook

BEST JULY 4TH EVER

Senor Weaselo

Senorita Weaselo showed me that too!

Bogdanski

I think that was the year I moved here. Such a shitshow. A hilarious, amazing, expensive, disappointing, mind-blowing, and stupid shitshow

BrettFavresColonoscopy

But enough about contemporary America

Gumbygirl

BOOM! Goodnight everybody!

Horatio Cornblower

Just found out that when we left for Montreal on Sunday I left the ignition in the ‘on’ position. I do have a battery jump pack that could probably recharge it over time, except for the raging thunderstorm currently overhead. So no trip to the store for me to pick up milk for tomorrow morning, and tequila and lime juice for tonight.

But I do have a bunch of beer in the downstairs refrigerator, so God still likes me better than he likes Brocky.

Also I should probably be under some sort of conservatorship.

Senor Weaselo

Just add it to Lowratio’s duties.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh like he can reach the battery.

Redshirt

Happy Independence Day!

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Redshirt

🎆

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Horatio Cornblower

Enjoy having two hands!

for now.

Redshirt

I’m on camera duty and Universal Blood Donor.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Try not to eat those

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So apparently Paraguay got ZERO yellow cards in the game today.

Lot of the ref’s family and friends gonna be buying new Cadillacs next week.

yeah right

We were just discussing the Bicentennial and I nailed the answer on this next question.

No googling.

Who was the US president at the time of the Bicentennial?

Horatio Cornblower

Without goggling I have to go with Garfield.

Horatio Cornblower

I watched ‘Death by Lightning’ a few weeks back.

SonOfSpam

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Senor Weaselo

Bruno Sammartino.

Gumbygirl

Ford.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He asked who was President, not what was the best-selling American car at the time.

litre_cola

Whatever. Fuck.

Am in back yard and Christian neighboUrs and am listening to Damian Marley and they get weed smoke. The circle of life.

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Horatio Cornblower

Morocco was a big ask. Canada did themselves proud.

SonOfSpam

Jesus approved of either weed or mustard seeds, I forget which.

litre_cola

Now ska music. Its 8 pm. Mrs Fola done. Shall we Goldfinger? Yes

yeah right

I know this is only going to mean things to the elder of our crew but back in 1976, while I was in high school the Bicentennial meant something.

The whole country was patriotic as fuck and it really felt like a cause to celebrate.

I remember tall ships in New York harbor and fireworks everywhere and they released the first specialty quarter. The Bicentennial quarter.

And now?

Motherfuck this shit.

This is not the country I grew up in.

This shit is pathetic and only the rich are profiting and I can’t wait to get the FUCK out.

Happy birthday America. You diseased whore.

You deserve better.

Redshirt

(bets on USA ML and OVER 4.5 years)

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Horatio Cornblower

Anyone betting on Great Britain would do so having absolutely no understanding of supply lines, costs, or what a fucking globe looked like.

scotchnaut

Go for a swim or eat junk food? It’s America Day so you know what the answer is.

Horatio Cornblower

What’d you eat?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Working the grill and blender at someone else’s house lol

scotchnaut

“Do you want your striploin margarita medium pulsed or well pulsed?”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Hmm…tough call. Best have one of each. Wait, make that four of each.” – Coach Reid

yeah right

Kind of fun to do a kitchen take over.

Have fun and let someone else wash the blender.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh I already stabbed myself cleaning that motherfucker

yeah right

Kids?
You paying attention!

Doktor Zymm

You don’t just stick in some warm water and a drop of dish soap and blend away?

Doktor Zymm

Metro is free today, the gates are open and the screens say ‘no tap required’ but people keep trying to pay so they made an announcement lol

Horatio Cornblower

Rebecca Lowe: “Zlatan, would you have been able to keep your composure in a game like this?”

Zlatan: “No, I would have received a red card and probably sent someone to the hospital”

Fire Lalas into the Sun and give Zlatan a lifetime contract, immediately.

SonOfSpam

Even if I only read the last sentence, yes. But Zlatan is awesome.

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t want to overreact here, but this Paraguayan team needs to be deported, forthwith.

Horatio Cornblower

I think Don T likes Paraguay, actually.

Horatio Cornblower

“Steers it downfield where there is nothing but blue shirts!!!”

/camera pans back to show 5 Paraguayans in defensive alignment

SonOfSpam

Tim Ream, being a true Captain:

“Obviously it’s doubly special because it’s during the World Cup and triple special because it’s here in the U.S. But yeah, we’ve said this as a group with all our different backgrounds, where we all have grown up, it’s a true representation of what America is.
“It’s a melting pot of people, of personalities, of characters, and like I said, it’s a perfect representation of what the U.S. is and what it’s about.”

Horatio Cornblower

“Also fuck Steven Miller”

SonOfSpam

Well-earned!

Brick Meathook

Here’s some bombers flying over our neighborhood today. There’s flyovers every 20 minutes:

https://vimeo.com/1207052833

Horatio Cornblower

Wow, just like Iran.

Doktor Zymm

I’m about halfway between Ballsitchmore and Warshington DC and we got clouds and a couple raindrops

Doktor Zymm

And now wind with torrential rain

yeah right

Gotta admit, there’s something classy about the collars on the French kits.

Could still be the recensy effect.

Did I mention how well the entire city of Paris dressed?

To the fucking nines!

yeah right

This is a trying time of year in the Sunday Gravy test kitchen.

I had the oven going and all 4 stove top burners.

It’s still only 75 outside but shit escalated fast.

Maybe salads and grilling recipes from here on out.

SonOfSpam

Summer is no time for ovens.

Horatio Cornblower

I would think walking up and deliberately scuffing the penalty kick area right before a penalty kick would be a card, but apparently it’s just “gamesmanship”

Mr. Ayo

You’re kinder than me. That’s be a given penno if I made the rules.

SonOfSpam

Just incredibly weak shit.

Horatio Cornblower

Fair.

Mr. Ayo

VAR!!!

SonOfSpam

Easy call.

Horatio Cornblower

Just returned from Vermont. My daughter house sit the dog and cat and left me leftover pizza, so it’s feet up, beer on one side, pizza in the other, and France-Paraguay for this guy.

HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN’, BOYS!?!?

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Doktor Zymm

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The watermark makes it MOAR American!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m in this picture (sort of, it looks like they photoshopped someone else’s head onto my body) and I don’t like it.

Horatio Cornblower

Didn’t realize you were a flag.

Horatio Cornblower

Soccer players in general can be fairly described as “maddening” in that respect.

Gumbygirl

Not only did I get my picks in on time, I picked Morocco too. Sorry, my Canadian peeps! But c’est la guerre!

Gumbygirl

I know, horrible. But you’ll be happy to know I picked Mexico. I wasn’t about to risk la chancla!

Mr. Ayo

The only host country I picked was USA

SonOfSpam

Twinsies!

Gumbygirl

I picked them too. Not because I’m a rah-rah homer, but because I’m highly suspicious of the Belsh.

Brick Meathook

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Do we cheer for France, our massive allies in our own Revolution whom we later abandoned in theirs, or Paraguay, our continental neighbor and underdog?

Doktor Zymm

Monroe Doctrine says only WE can fuck up small South American countries!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Based on the uniforms we gotta go with Paraguay.

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