Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Mushroom Bacon Pasta!

Good morning all!

Hope you’re enjoying your long holiday weekend.

This is the first year in several where the 4th of July falls on a day where it’s part of a three day weekend, rather than a standalone single day off in the middle of the week type thing.

Much better this way. Having one day off in the middle of the week doesn’t give anyone ample opportunity to celebrate SHIT! Then you have to go back to work the next day after overeating AND over drinking? That’s some bullshit, right there.

Much better this time.

The World Cup games have been incredible so far with Chaos looking like the real team to beat.

We’ve got games later today, including Brazil v Norway and Mexico v England!

I mean, C’mon!

Please feel free to comment away on the games once they get going.

I do have a pretty damn good original recipe lined up for you today as well and I appreciate you stopping by to take a quick look at it. Promise it’s quick and tasty too.

A few weeks back when browsing around for recipes I ran across a mention of Mushroom bacon pasta. Sounded interesting.

The bacon will be playing the part of guanciale, which is used in more traditional recipes. That’s because I had bacon in my freezer and I did NOT have guanciale in my freezer.

I read a few of these recipes but none really felt “right” enough to catch my fancy.

“Creamy bacon mushroom pasta” became “Creamy bacon mushroom pasta bake.” All a little too drab and middle America for my tastes. So I gathered ratios and such from several different places then decided to make this motherfucker using my own skill set and experience.

I did read a recipe for “Penne Boscaiola” or a creamy “Woodsman” pasta that got pretty close to what I was looking for.

I still want to use what I had available however and that meant using up bacon, mushrooms, sun dried tomatoes and grated parmesan.

Fuck that shit, man! I can do this all by myself.

I don’t need no stinking recipe!

No accreditation needed today. I’ll own this shit.

 

Yeah right’s Mushroom Bacon Pasta with Sun Dried Tomatoes!

Here we go.

You are going to require:

A half box or so of dried pasta  – I used farfalle for its chew but really any pasta could work here.

Several strips of bacon cut into small pieces. About 5-7 ounces worth.

8 ounces white mushrooms – sliced

1 large shallot – minced

3-4 cloves garlic – minced

1 tablespoon of minced sun dried tomatoes

1/3 cup white wine – I like my Pinot Grigio, I do

1/2 teaspoon dried basil

1/2 teaspoon dried oregano

8 to 10 ounces heavy cream

Half cup of grated parmesan

2-3 sprigs of fresh thyme.

Salt & pepper to taste

For serving: freshly grated parmesan cheese.

 

Let’s start with the pasta.


Farfalle is the “bow-tie” pasta and it has a kick-ass chew and texture. Plus it’s a little easier to wrangle onto your eating fork. It’s also a little cleaner to eat since you won’t have strands of lengthy pasta whipping around your dining room slinging sauce all over the goddamn place.

Just a better pasta for this application.

We will next require the dicing of one large shallot.

There’s been some really nice shallots in the stores lately. Never studied them long enough to find out if they have a “season.”

Turns out they are usually in season in the early spring so that makes more sense now.

Give it a proper mince.

Yeah, you noticed the minced garlic up there too. Just get all of your prep done before getting down to making this dish. It comes together really fast.

Since this dish can take on a LOT of flavor, go ahead and chop up the sun dried tomato.

I did say mushrooms, yeah? Rinse and drain and get ready for action.

Chop up the bacon into lardons and get it in the skillet.

The sauce is effectively a one-skillet sauce. When we’re done cooking the sauce we’ll just dump it into the pasta pot once the pasta has been cooked and drained.

Stir everything together and you’ve got a “Bingo!”

Cook the bacon until it starts to crisp, then add in the shallot.

Shit yeah. Saute that shallot right in the bacon grease.

If you noticed I didn’t once say “Drain the bacon grease.”

That’s not a phrase I use if I can help it.

Cook and saute the shallot for 2-3 minutes then add in the mushrooms.

You KNOW this shit smells incredible right now! Saute until golden brown, say 6-8 minutes.

Next in goes the minced garlic and the thyme sprigs.

The initial recipes I read used chicken stock to deglaze the pan but fuck that. We need some big flavor up in here. Gimme the good shit.

Let’s get a look at our mushrooms.

Perfect. In goes the vino. Between 1/3 and 1/2 cup. Not too much because we don’t want our sauce too thin. Besides we need to save some to drink.

Add in the wine.

Cook for a few minutes until the wine gets absorbed into the mushrooms and everything smells perfectly delicious.

Add the heavy cream and cheese in there.

Cook until the cheese blends in and the sauce thickens. Just a few minutes should do.

Be sure to remove the thyme twigs before serving.

Cooking time will vary but it should be between 6-10 minutes.

When the texture of the sauce is to your liking add it to the cooked, drained and rinsed pasta.

Stir fully to get all of the pasta nice and heavily coated in the sauce.

Serve along with a side salad.

Be sure to add some freshly cracked black pepper right on top of the pasta. Gives it a fantastic little finishing kick.

Zoom in on that pasta would you?

It’s fucking perfect.

Creamy yet lite. It has plenty of delicious bacon but it still feels friendly on the digestive system. The cheese is rich but it never feels heavy. The little acidity from the wine and the subtle notes from the sun dried tomatoes chime in.

It could have used more tomatoes to be honest.

Excellent, excellent stuff,

I feel pretty goddamn proud of this one. All these years of fucking around with Sunday Gravy and now I just know what works with what and in what amounts.

Hell of a job for just “wingin’ it.”

 

Our “Fun” holidays today include: National Bikini Day, National Hawaii Day…

Do I really need to go any further? Isn’t that more than enough?

Alright. It’s also National Workaholics Day, National Apple Turnover Day and National Graham Cracker Day.

See! I should have stopped with the first two. But I do enjoy a nice apple turnover.

Thanks for reading and for spending part of your Sunday with me. It’s always highly appreciated.

Yes, you can go watch the games now!

Stop by again next week won’t you?

See you then!

 

 

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rockingdog

Found a funny:

you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us

Brick Meathook
Horatio Cornblower

As expected, Haaland would be a pretty shitty coxswain; that boat’s not getting anywhere with that stroke rhythm.

Fronkenshteen

That penalty call was criminal. This World Cup is like watching people rob banks live on tv.

Brick Meathook

I would watch the hell out of that.

Horatio Cornblower

I see Neymar is still a douche.

Horatio Cornblower

The announcers seem really surprised by this result, as if Brazil were ever one of the favorites and like Haaland isn’t one of the best players on the planet.

Horatio Cornblower

I dunno, Brazil, maybe next time have your best player take the penalty kick.

Horatio Cornblower

Or persuade Haaland to accept Brazilian citizenship.

There’s that.

SonOfSpam

Putting the ball into the net is an important part of the game that only one team knows about.

SonOfSpam

GOOFY VIKING SCORE

fleshwound_NPG

today marks only the third time donald trump has been useful in his whole life:

-bribing fifa to remove a usmnt player’s red card
-ending hillary’s political career, and the beginning of the end of the boomer-era dnc establisment (only silver lining of 2016)
-forcing chris christie to eat meat loaf

fleshwound_NPG

will NEVER stop laughing at this

trump-christie-meat-loaf
SonOfSpam

I know it’s completely stupid and unrealistic, but I would have endless respect for Balogun if he released a statement along the lines of “I disagreed with the red card ruling, but neither the officials nor FIFA rescinded the ruling. The fact that it was changed today after a call from the White House is obviously corrupt; as a result, I have decided for the good of the game to sit out tomorrow’s match.”

Fuck, I’m delusional. Sorry to waste your time if you read this.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I genuinely think he would be thrown in jail and have his citizenship revoked if he did that.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, I guess for his own safety he should not do that.

Maybe start the game then get a hamstring injury a few minutes in? Like your ref red card idea.

Horatio Cornblower

I would like a magical pony, while we’re at it.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, Brazil’s players are in choke mode, but they still may be too talented. Bananacakes are possible the remainder of the match.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I scheduled for us to pick up some food at 3 p.m. sharp!” – the Dr. Mrs. and no I’m not making this up

SonOfSpam

“Ok great, have a nice trip, be careful, I’ll be thinking of you!”

Horatio Cornblower

“By ‘us’ you mean you and your mother, right? Drive safe!”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It would be pretty funny if the ref in tomorrow’s game took one for the ref team and in the first three minutes of the game handed Balogun a straight red card for breathing on one of Belgium’s players wrong.

blaxabbath

If Team USA plays him, they deserve to lose this and every one WC tournament.

You know, like they’ll do even if he plays.

Fronkenshteen

Stu Holden is garbage, but Landon Donovan is the absolute worst sports broadcaster working. He has no right to be as listless, disinterested and unprepared as he is. He has done nothing to earn any such on-air gravitas, yet he basks in his own glory match after match. Disgusting. Every American broadcaster has been a complete embarrassment this tournament.

Last edited 22 days ago by Fronkenshteen
Fronkenshteen

They went with the Mets?! This season’s Mets? Insane.

Doktor Zymm

I watched video of the fireworks, they looked pretty good but they kept cutting to ugly magats in the crowd who were dancing along to the music I had on mute and probably yelling slurs. So fireworks, neat, everything else, bleh

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow this is really interesting and there’s no particular reason that I’m looking it up right now:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1934_FIFA_World_Cup

blaxabbath

I’m excited for a good old fashioned US Soccer Stepping On Their Own Dicks performance today.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The U.S. plays tomorrow. England are the ones who will be stepping on their own dicks today.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Eh we’ve already stepped on our own dicks with the President taking credit for FIFA unsuspending our best player. If he had shut the fuck up this would have been great.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If Belgium beats us they should change the name of the country to BALL DON’T LIE.

scotchnaut

Shoutout to my SIL! She’s in her mid-40’s and several decades of pounds overweight. Her weight loss solution was to join a CrossFit club (no hiking, jogging, light weights to start) right out of the gate. Did she fracture her wrist in two places on her first day? Yup.

/she’s the very typical ‘youngest child’ that was coddled and told she was special. I guess there’s an app out there that guesses the age of people when you send it a pic. She absolutely blew a fuse when my wife (who is 9 years older than her) was identified as being younger than her.

SonOfSpam

There are HIIT classes/groups that are far less insane than actual CrossFit (e.g., no trashcans for expected vomit incidents). Having done that stuff pre-Covid, not sure how you break your wrist. Was it an over-aggressive burpee?

scotchnaut

No idea. As is her way, she was bragging about the next-level cast that she was wearing that she’s never seen on anyone else. [sighs]

SonOfSpam

Amazing flex (ironic)

Horatio Cornblower

If a vegan did CrossFit what would they not shut up about first?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Being gluten-sensitive.

Doktor Zymm

Crossfit is an injury cult. Better than a suicide cult, sure, but still not one of the fun cults

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s the first time I’ve heard it described thusly and it’s perfect.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So FIFA is letting Balogun play at the direct request of the American Pedophile I mean President.

Gumbygirl

It’s the FIFA Please Prize.

scotchnaut

FIFA is a very quick learner with regards to how Balogun control works in the US.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, it’s weird to love and hate something like this.

I think the red card was deserved (if unfortunate), but I’m happy he gets to play.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If it had happened quickly with some bullshit about how VAR was incorrectly applied or downgraded to a yellow or whatever, I wouldn’t feel *good* about it, but I’d be okay with it. But the fact that the White House got directly involved is just going to suck any possible enjoyment out of a potential victory for me.

Horatio Cornblower

Messi did the same thing and got a yellow.

Because he’s Messi, but still.

Horatio Cornblower

You know the US has made it as a soccer power when the FIFA corruption works for them instead of against them.

Last edited 22 days ago by Horatio Cornblower
Gumbygirl

Balogun is in agun!

Mr. Ayo

I’m not a fan of mushrooms, but I’m betting I’ll like them in this recipe.

Can’t wait!

Last edited 22 days ago by Mr. Ayo
SonOfSpam

Motherfuckers still going around 1 AM or so. Was ready to murder on my dogs’ behalf, but way too lazy to follow through.

Gumbygirl

This sounds great! One question tho, why do you rinse the pasta after you drain it? I never do, that little bit of starch helps emulsify the sauce. And when I make something like this, I ladle out a little of the pasta water before I drain it, just in case I need to thin the sauce a bit- sometimes parm or romano causes it to seize up a little. Probably not necessary in this case, because the mushrooms release enough liquid, but just to be on the safe side!

Gumbygirl

How did I miss the heavy cream? Why cain’t Gumbygirl rede?

Horatio Cornblower

It’s the Birmingham; it’s contagious.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So they have been showing a woman in the stands during the Djokovic-Safiullin match so often that I’m like, she must be more than a girlfriend/wife, is she famous? Is she a coach or something? But no, she’s Safiullin’s wife and the camera just really, really, really, really likes her.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So which of you were at Travis and Taylor’s wedding? I assume Señor Weaselo played at it.

Horatio Cornblower

Someone on social media commented that she’s clearly a diabolical genius, because by getting married on July 4th Taylor can title the inevitable divorce album ‘Independence Day’

Gumbygirl

You know what you did!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ah, so you’re not talking about the Side B tune “If You Can’t Even Figure Out What It Was That You Did That Made Me So Upset, I’m Not Going To Tell You”.

Gumbygirl

No, I was thinking the A side “You Know What You Did, You Sleazy Bastard, And Now The Whole World Does Too”.

Gumbygirl

Oh wait, she wrote that one about John Mayer. My bad!

Horatio Cornblower

I thought she wrote one about Jake Gyllenhall?

Taylor gets around I guess, and good for her. Everyone needs a hobby.

Gumbygirl

Oh wait, she wrote that one about John Mayer. My bad!

Gumbygirl

Jesus Christ, I need to go back to bed and start today over.

2Pack

Nice Buddy.
Few simple ingredients, standard techniques, and spiced right. It’s the seasoning folks.
Nice.
Plus you never go wrong with Barilla pasta. Now I gotta go see if they have any cheeky ads…

2Pack

But of course they do…

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2Pack

Multiple… as is the way of our people…

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