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2025 Trade Deadline / Dreaming Open Thread
Buenas noches, damas y gérmenes. I’m subbing today for Rev because he had to attend a private zoning matter about a developing sinkhole near…
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“How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?” Or, Your 2024 New York Jets Preview
The New York Jets may or may not be a football team. Sure, at one time they were, culminating in one of the great…
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From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview
“The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them.” -Jon Bois It’s one of the great ironies that the team…
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Oh Yeah, It’s Time for a Jets Preview (or, Quarantine in the Underworld)
Scene: The underworld! Hades, the god of the Greek underworld, and Persephone, his wife and the goddess of both the underworld and vegetation, are…
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Another Jets Preview in the Underworld, 2019 Edition
Right, this. Uh, shit. I haven’t been down in a while, being busy and all. Eh, let’s start this and I imagine someone will…
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And Now, A Jets Fan’s Take on the New Unis
So, unless you were under a rock yesterday, you might have heard that the New York Jets got new uniforms. They even had stuff…
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New York Jets 2018 Preview, or Your Idiocy Tries to Escape the Underworld
It’s that time of year, where leaves fall on the ground, a once-in-a-generation hurricane hits somewhere (this time Hawaii!), and you briefly think “Hey,…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Mmmm. Tryptophan. A hell of a drug. Hope everybody enjoyed their Thanksgivings yesterday, and kept the hand-to-hand combat to a minimum between yesterday’s family…