Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fixin’ Stuff

So that was a fun and exciting couple of days, right? The site did all this weird stuff, but hey, maybe it’s been sorted out, and now with night mode! (Except the replies, which is a kind of interesting!)

Meanwhile, my lappy keyboard is acting up. I’m not sure if I have the last gen of butterfly keyboards or the ones afterwards, but it’s not typing, so that’s an issue. Currently I’m using the desktop keyboard (with a USB hub which I also am surprised I didn’t have earlier for other things), but I’m not going to take that with me to work.

Please be a minor thing, the canned air didn’t work and I didn’t even try to get high off it, because I’m a professional! (He said, writing this on his phone.) (Update: THE FUCKING POWER WENT OUT? Why is Long Island so fucking dumb?)

The draft is tomorrow! How will the Jets fuck it up? (The answer, of course, is yes.) Honestly, no idea what’ll happen, and we all know that unlike the Sabres this team isn’t making the playoffs anytime soon. Bridge deals for everyone!

What’s the news? Mock drafts, mock drafts as far as the eye can see. We’ll even have them! And I guess laughing at the Mets. Am I enough of a sicko to go maybe next Wednesday? We’ll see how I’m thinking and if I need to schedule 18 makeup lessons including Wednesday. I don’t even normally work Wednesdays but you gotta zero out the queue, thanks jury duty! (I think it’s only like five students but I owe them like 3 lessons apiece. For the most part that’s what my Saturday break is for… putting a bunch of makeups in so I end up teaching for 7 hours straight.)

What’s the sports? Playoffs. The motorcycle cocaine kind (The Surprise Pennsylvania Curbstomping at 7, the battle of the North Stars at 9:30, and, uh, the age-old Dawn Detergent struggle at 10. Yes, that’s what I’m going with for Ducks-Oilers.) Also the less motorcycle kind with Game 2s of Magic-Pistons and Suns-Thunder and fortunately not the Knicks blowing ANOTHER double-digit lead late in the 4th quarter because we can’t have nice things.

And I guess other sports, but who’s going to watch them realistically?

Enjoy Draftmas Eve!