Twenty years ago I bought my PSL for the Ravens. After i wrote the check I had $100 in my bank account, but having been brought up on football, and starving for the same, I was all in.
This year I didn’t renew my tickets because I’m sick and motherfucking tired
INT. 666 FIFTH AVENUE — DAYTIME
Two men sit side by side at a table in a small room. The older man confidently watches the closed-captioned television without expression. Though both are sitting, it is clear that the older man towers over the younger in every discernable way. The younger man,
Sorry for the late postings, I forgot.
But glad tidings, my imaginary friends, for Fat Sam a/k/a Gravy Tits a/k/a That Hippo Head Fuck/Cunt a/k/a The Gravy Boat has been formally sacked. Hippo can wear his Everton hat again! And with PSV Eindhoven's Marcel Brands already taking the reins as the new Director
INT. FOX SPORTS STUDIOS -- WESTWOOD, CA
A producer mimes a countdown from five and, when reaching one, points a finger to the FS1 personality standing in front of a green screen.
Erin Andrews: And, finally, in news related to the perpetual carousel that is NFL coaching hires, New England Patriots Offensive Coordinator
Let's blow that up a little. Because it deserves it.
A beautiful Cinderella story spoiled by essentially gifting the assdickery Redshite into the finals. Christ on a bike.
Liverpool is the worst. You can hear German Elton John whining all the way down here in the Southland. You know the questionable calls
Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin' sweet for them, if not coming off a humiliating hiding in the Champions League quarters). That will be on big NBC at 12:30, and everyone will watch.
Of course, we can have a DFO Futbol Semana de Odio in advance of our World Cup previews in May.
In what reads like a note from a stroked-out Grandpa, Johnny Manziel has started his "Comebackszn".
He will be playing in the new-ish Spring League, which is a thing the NFL
Editor's Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals Belichick's hatred for playing with an unmarked deck. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more
Well, I do have some final thoughts on the Week 15 NFL side. Somehow, even though the league initials stand for No Fans Left, foolish advertisers are still paying gobs of money to see ungrateful athletes execute pre-determined game plans that results in rigged game outcomes! Think I'm wrong? What's
Apparently, stupidity and sexual harassment is not restricted to active NFL players. In the latest scandal to rock the NFL, several on-air personalities and former players employed by the NFL's own Network are being accused of some very bad things.
I'm SO happy that the current climate allows for assholes like
Week 10 is upon us imminently, and the New England Patriots are, once again, atop the AFC East Division, with a 6-2 record.
FACK THEM, THOSE FACKIN' QUEEAHS
I CAN'T BELIEVE I CHEEAHD FOAH THIS FACKIN' TEAM, EVAH
Wait -- Tawmmy -- why are you upset, exactly? I feel like considering the questionable
There has been a fair amount of discussion so far this year of what the new name for the football team formerly residing in San Diego should be. To BOLTMAN, they will forever be the Heretics. To many on this site, various combination of Football/Shitty Clippers and LAwnmowers has been