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I Would Like To Have Seen Montana: Tuesday Open Thread
For the third straight week, Tuesday finds your Supreme Spiritual Leader buried in a tomb of ice and frigid winter. For me personally, this…
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One Ping Only, Please: Tuesday Open Thread
Hey there. I didn’t know you were awake. Yeah, last season was great. We laughed. We cried. That thing you did with the new…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Time, Indeed: Tuesday Open Thread
Y’all fucked now. It’s gonna be Buffalo and Philadelphia fans in New Orleans, a town second only to Las Vegas in promoting itself as…
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Down, Down and Drowned: Tuesday Open Thread
NOTE: Sorry for the abbreviated post. The Young Deacon Mayhem took sick. Playoff Football Fever: Catch It! Then Spend Several Days In Bed, Praying…
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Post-Rational Postmortem: Tuesday Open Thread
NOTE: PER STANDARD, MY EFFORTS TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND DRAFT THIS AHEAD OF TIME (I.E. BEFORE ANTONIO PIERCE GOT SHITCANNED) WERE THWARTED BY REALITY.…
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Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome: New Year’s Eve Open Thread
Whelp, here we are again. As we bid farewell to this deeply insane Year of Our Lord 2024, I think I speak for all…
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Adeste Fidelis or Else: Tuesday Open Thread
O come, all ye drunkards, Boozed up and recumbent! O come ye, O come ye to DoorFliesOpen Come and behold Him Born the King…
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Death! DEEEEEATH!: Tuesday Open Thread
I mean, don’t get me wrong: I am a great believer in the power of Nothing Left To Lose. I get all the shivers…
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Down The Stretch They Come!: Tuesday Open Thread
Four games left. No more byes. No place left to hide for a whole lot of coaches on the hot seat. Let’s go. -Lions…