Championship weekend is here!
Before getting started let's address the obvious.
Trust me I watched every replay and this was definitely the best angle. Turn the volume up for this one. Having been to US Bank Stadium I can testify that it is loud during a regular season game I can't imagine
We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.
Let's go to The Tale Of The Tape!
Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right
Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj
QB: Advantage DJ Taj
2015 was Mariota’s rookie season and the Titans finished 3-13, being shredded by Johnny Manziel in the process. How times change; now Tennessee stands to be destroyed by Tom Brady on his ascension to Unparalleled Excellence. That’s forward progress even Jeff Tripplette can’t deny.
Last Saturday the Titans won its first
Well that was certainly a wild card round wasn't it?
Last week when we posted the wild card round predictions I mentioned how those "expert insiders" at the 4 letter network had all gone chalk on their wild card predictions. Well guess what motherfuckers? ALL of you were wrong. Every goddamn
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After an unprecedentedly strange, bizarre? unusual? After a really weird fucking NFL regular season we have finally made it to here. The start of the NFL postseason! Congratulations are in order to 11 of the 12 playoff entrants - fuck the 12th - and condolences are in order
What wagers can I get horribly wrong today??
Gator Bowl - Louisville v. Mississippi State (Noon, ESPN)
Such a shame that Dan Mullen won't be around for this, as would make for a great coaching matchup. Ville have been disappointing all season long, though, and I don't see any reason why that
Hey, at least Iggles/Raiders was pretty good last night! What treats does Day After Santa have to offer?
Heart of Jerral World Bowl - Utah v. West By God Virginia (1:30, ESPN)
I think the Cousinfucker QB is still ded, which explains Team Secular Big Love coming in as significant favourites. Still,
Santa is still slacking off in most ways I see....
Can't blame him, though. He's got a big day tomorrow. He deserves a little relaxation today.
But at least he gave us the early gift of not just one, but TWO Saturday Varsity Footy match ups today/tonight.
Earlier today, my Ratbirds shamed/got shamed
Air thine grievances here, y'all.
Birmingham Bowl - Texas Tech v. South Florida (Noon, ESPN)
IIRC, this used to have Papa John attached to it, surely a relief to him not, now that the city done sent all them daaaahhhhkies to vote for Sen-elect Doug Muthafuckin' Jones!! No, I'm not tired of saying
Because Scotchnaut got shamed today while buying beer at the pet store, and thus is now drowning his sorrows with Modelo and single malt, you're stuck with me tonight.
If you didn't do the required reading earlier today, you won't get those references. And thus you should feel as much shame
4:00 EST UPDATE - By Special Commentist Party Demand....
Bearistocrats! at Fuck Lions (4:30, NFLN)
Technically, this one does count as a varsity contest. The line is down to Fuck Lions -5 (ML +195 FOAR Chi****), so it seems maybe the sharps think it's somewhat likely Fat Stafford's hand blows up, and/or
Yes, winter can bite my fat white ass.
In my neck o' the woods, we had snow and ice this weekend, and most of it is still on the ground. That's because it's still cold as shit. I live in the south, dammit. This isn't supposed to happen. Or at least