Your “Winter Can Bite Me” MNF Open Thread

Yes, winter can bite my fat white ass. In my neck o' the woods, we had snow and ice this weekend, and most of it is still on the ground.  That's because it's still cold as shit.  I live in the south, dammit.  This isn't supposed to happen.  Or at least

Your “The Official Flavour Of The 2017 NY Giants” Monday Night Football Open Thread

NFL News: The expected became fact this morning, as Ben McAdoo & GM Jerry Reese were both fired by the Giants. Reese can claim to at least have contributed to the Giants recent Super Bowls, so his tenure wasn't an abject failure but simply a collective one. Steve Spagnuolo will

Your “Card Subject To Change” Monday Night Football Open Thread

NFL News: Pete Carroll confirmed what most of us already knew: Kam Chancellor is not returning in 2017. The neck injury is just too bad. Mike McCarthy defended Mason Crosby's attempted record of a field goal attempt, a decision which help the Steelers get back into the game Sunday night.

Your “Finally a Good Game!” SNF Open Thread

After the "games" we sat through today, we finally get a decent matchup tonight.  It's too bad that we have to endure the incoherent ramblings of Cris Collinsworth, but we all have crosses to bear. In non-football news, UCLA has fired Head Coach Jim Mora Jr. Thus begins another cycle of

Your “What else is on?” Monday Night Football Preview and Open Thread

Seriously, when I looked at yesterday's schedule, there was not one game that I was interested in watching. Steelers-Clots wasn't even available in LA. We were instead given the merde-pourri of Vikings-Redacteds, Cowboys-Falcons, RAMMIT-Texans, and Shitty Clippers-Jaguras.  And then on Sunday night, we were given Pats-Broncos?  Yeah Right.  Now that

Catholics v. Convicts – the Next Century! Lesser Footy Thread

Yes, my friends, it's time to rekindle some hatred-based good times from our childhoods.  Ain't that always a hoot?  No Euro-Lesser Footy, as they's on international break, yet again.  SIGH. Michigan State at Ohio State (Noon, Fox) These teams are right next to one another in the rankings (12/13), but the spread

Bedlam! Lesser Footy Thread

Yes, it's coming early this year, but Bedlam! nonetheless. First, the rolly-ball varietal.  Stoke City and Leicester start us off (8:30, NBCSN), with the time zones still all fucked up and shite.  Stoke are really awful, Foxes slightly less so.  Alarm not set.  Newcastle and Bournemouth somehow pass for NBCSN's "feature"