Treasure these full sportsball days while we got 'em, y'all. Plenty of good shit, once again. Ballsy: Speaking of, I highly recommend Metamucil. Ole Miss (+10.5) at Georgia (7:00, ESPN) Jawja sure is living right. They have tough games on their schedule, just every one (except next week's trip to Knoxville) is between
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Veteran’s Day Weekend Lesser Footy Morning
4 November Evening Glory
Oh my cats, y'all. Hope you got a nap in, and/or have some trucker speed on hand. DELICIOUS late slate ahoy! Ballsy: I recommend Monster although I am really enjoying Celsius recently. Seems healthier? Kansas (+2.5) at Iowa State (7:00, ESPN) Could definitely be the sleeper matchup of the day. Rock Chalk fresh
November Delight – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Extravaganza
Nut cuttin' time is here, y'all. Also, I apologize in advance for next week's stupid international break. Don't forget to wave at the Clubhouse degenerates who have assembled in Las Vegas! Mighty Whitey (fresh off a midweek Caribou triumph) get reeling Men Untied (fresh off a home spanking by Geordie Arabia's B
28 October 2023 Uncreative Night Thread
Back in the Saddle to Close October – JV NFL and Lesser Footy
“At Least the Wolven Sort Don’t Play” JV NFL Night Thread
Yes, indeed. At least that's one pissed-offedness trigger that's on bye. Huzzah, universe! Ballsy: It's a good thing my alma mater sucks at football and I don't like them because they rejected my niece. That way I can enjoy college football without any aggravation. Texas Tech (-4.5) at Original Recipe Big Love
The “Why Grandpa Hippo Is Extra Angry” Lesser Footy Thread
Reasonably OK Evening Slate Open Thread
Mediocrity Saturday (Except Out West) – Early JV Thread
You'd think we'd get a better schedule from the universe, with no morning Lesser Footy to enjoy. But noooooo, the universe say fuck all y'all, yew git what yew git. Georgia (-31.5) at Vanderbilt (Noon, CBS) Golly gee, sure glad Vandy has home field. Imagine how bad they'd get pistol-whipped Between the Hedges. Arkansas
Not-Yet Chilly October Nights – JV NFL-palooza
I hope the early fixtures amused and/or delighted you. Here's a 2nd helping, getting up limbered up for tomorrow's MANDATORY 14 hours of NFL glory. Ballsy: I'm back! I do not guarantee attendance at tomorrow's mandatory Footy. I will do my best, Mr. Hippo, but I needs my beauty sleep! Kenfucky (+14.5) at
The Hunt FOAR JV NFL October – 7 Oct Early Thread
Some weeks, I just can't really be arsed to preview all the Lesser Footy. Especially with the German Elton John up on his cross again, wailing about the Spurs match/VAR fuck-up. You've gotten waaaaayyyyyy more than your fair share of oopsie-doodles over the years, please just STFU. Full schedule is here,