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6 Dec 2025 JV NFL Night Threaderino
Welcome and FACK, am I ever depressed thinking about FITBAW slowly drifting away from our lives. Fightin’ Brockys (+4) v. THEEEEEEEEEEE Ohio State at…
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2025 Conference Championship Sabado
Welcome and ahoy, despite 90% of the playoff drama being all settled, we still have a few matchups to highlight. Plus, two MOAR this…
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29 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
Time to put a bow around this thingamabob. Let’s dive right in. Niiiiiiiiiiiicccccce Beaver (+13.5) at Washington State (6:30, CW) Don’t laugh, this in-season…
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Last Jam-Packed Sportsball Sabado del 2025
Yes, I am already maudlin in advance. But let’s keep a stiff upper lip and whatnot, There is no early bird special, and I’d…
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Stupid Texas and Non-#BFIB Missouri – FITBAW Thanksgiving 2025 2.0
Stupid Chefs (+3) at Even Stupider Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) I hate this matchup MOAR than I hate various Xmas Tree (and/or Hannukah Bush)…
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Between teh LioUns – FITBAW Thanksgiving 2025 1.0
Packers (+3) at Still-Kinda-Sorta-Fuck LioUns (1:00, Fox) Oh men. Men! (and Doktors and Gumby-adjacents and any lurkers). The Shield gazes deep into our eyes…
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22 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
We will miss these JV NFL nights when they are gone. Keep that in mind and STAY AWAKE!! And while you are contemplative, do…
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An Appreciation of The Revolution and JV NFL Pseudo-Bye Week
Before we get to the footy, I just want to highly, HIGHLY recommend Ken Burns’ The Revolution (streaming free on PBS). It doesn’t pay short…
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A Symphony In F-Minus – Week 11 MNF Thread
Yes, you get a guest conductor tonight. And boy howdy, do I ever have a RIPE TURD to present y’all. Cowpersons (-3.5) at Raiduhs (8:15,…
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Ides of November 2025 JV NFL Thread
Florida Men (+11.5) at Johnny Reb (7:00, ESPN) Every Lane Kiffin season has, to date, included a WTF loss. Recall how their baffling home…