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Last Jam-Packed Sportsball Sabado del 2025
Yes, I am already maudlin in advance. But let’s keep a stiff upper lip and whatnot, There is no early bird special, and I’d…
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Stupid Texas and Non-#BFIB Missouri – FITBAW Thanksgiving 2025 2.0
Stupid Chefs (+3) at Even Stupider Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) I hate this matchup MOAR than I hate various Xmas Tree (and/or Hannukah Bush)…
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Between teh LioUns – FITBAW Thanksgiving 2025 1.0
Packers (+3) at Still-Kinda-Sorta-Fuck LioUns (1:00, Fox) Oh men. Men! (and Doktors and Gumby-adjacents and any lurkers). The Shield gazes deep into our eyes…
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22 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
We will miss these JV NFL nights when they are gone. Keep that in mind and STAY AWAKE!! And while you are contemplative, do…
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An Appreciation of The Revolution and JV NFL Pseudo-Bye Week
Before we get to the footy, I just want to highly, HIGHLY recommend Ken Burns’ The Revolution (streaming free on PBS). It doesn’t pay short…
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A Symphony In F-Minus – Week 11 MNF Thread
Yes, you get a guest conductor tonight. And boy howdy, do I ever have a RIPE TURD to present y’all. Cowpersons (-3.5) at Raiduhs (8:15,…
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Ides of November 2025 JV NFL Thread
Florida Men (+11.5) at Johnny Reb (7:00, ESPN) Every Lane Kiffin season has, to date, included a WTF loss. Recall how their baffling home…
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Narrowing the Playoff Field MAYBE JV NFL Saturday
There is no Lesser Footy again this week. As such, maybe we can look at the macro JV picture, given how close we are…
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8 Nov 2025 JV Night Thread
Very weak/shallow night pool, let’s just make the best of it, shall we? Wake Forest (+6.5) at Wahoowa (7:00, ESPN) Believe it or not,…
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What if teh Autumn Wind Was NAWT a Pirate? Footed Ball Thread
I mean, did you SEE that puppy abortion Thursday night? Plus, Pirate Kansas is on track to go 0-fer-PAAAAWWWWLLLLLLLL (and is off this week to…