Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Slate Week 16 Open Thread

Somewhere in Cancún….

The assassin grumbled. She said to herself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have underlings!”

She muttered to herself but she knew deep down she had no choice. Some work you just had to do yourself. If you didn’t, that would mean someone else would and, quite frankly, she could use the money for the Christmas celebrations. She couldn’t afford to waste more time

She saw him park his fat ass on the beach and put up an umbrella. It was about a 100 yards, but he was unmistakable. That’s what happens when the economy goes in the shitter. Everything becomes “lean” while the fat get fatter.

Why did she have to go into the office today of all days? I mean, there’s NFL football on the TV! And there are several games with playoff implications!

“Oh well. Might as well get on with it. The faster I do this, the faster I can get to the pool bar and watch the games. Stupid work.”

TO THE GAMES!!

Falcons at Cardinals

This game is only important for fantasy football purposes. For my personal benefit, I hope that Atlanta decides to rest Mr. Robinson and give him a well-deserved break. Much like their fan base, I don’t really care about the Cardinals.

Jaguars at Broncos

This is the premier game of the week. This will tell us who is for real and who is a fraud. For some reason, I think it may be the Jags that are for real, but the game is in Denver and that’s awfully tough for a team from the tropics.

Raiders at Texans

Can we just put Raiders fans out of their misery already? If they were dogs, they would be put down more for their benefit than anything. Just watch the foaming of the mouth. I’m pretty sure 90% of their fans haven’t gotten their shots.

Steelers at Lions

There is a chance that the Steelers go into Jerome Bettis’ hometown and pull off a miracle win. It’s about the same chance a guy has of pulling off a threesome with two hot Latinas and NO ONE gets jealous.

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