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Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group H
Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either…
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Ballsy’s World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group L
First off all, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it…
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Your “Aww, Not Him Again?” Hate Week Thursday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to Day 4 of [DFO] Hate Week, where it appears we have come across a perennial topic of this-here exercise – Tom Brady,…
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Your “Oh God – did I wake up in 2018?” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Hi everyone, Don’t worry, you haven’t fallen into the Springfield Mystery Spot. It’s your old pal, Beerguyrob, coming in off the bench to aid…
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Ballsy’s 2025 Goals – End of January Update
I don’t really expect y’all to give a shit whether I achieve my goals or not but I’m writing this to keep myself accountable…
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Ballsy’s 2025 Goals
I didn’t really want to call them Resolutions because they’re really not. I tend to think of Resolutions as change you want to effect…
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Become Revolutionary: Be Decent
Donald Trump is a proven liar, fraudster, sex assaulter, top-secrets divulger, and is likely a foreign agent. This declining and feckless creep cares about…
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Your “Dave Roberts is a Baby and Ken Rosenthal is a Toad” Wednesday Open Thread
If you haven’t been paying attention the San Diego Padres for nearly all of their existence, I don’t blame you. It has been a…