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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 12 HATE WEEK EDITION
“Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Your “[DFO] Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread
Welcome one and all to one of the few traditions we all hold dear ’round these parts – [DFO] “Hate Week”! An annual tradition…
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Your “Happy Groundhog Day” Thursday Night Open Thread
Banner photo credit: some random pinterest page Did you know that there’s a Meteorologist Hall of Fame? I hope not, because if you were…
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The Maestro Goes To A Meeting (Your Tuesday Night Open Thread)
[EXT. A cold, barren Canadian wasteland.] [A man in a giant parka dismounts from the back of a polar bear. The bear is haggard,…
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Yay, We’re All Happy About Brady’s Seventh Ring – The 2021 DFO Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview
600,000 Americans died last year from a disease that kept them from getting enough air in their lungs, so it was only appropriate that…
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Brady Bunch in the Bay – The Buccaneers 2020 DFO Preview
Our 2019 Tampa Bay preview focused on the team’s nickname and the crab-filching faltching felching stealing quarterback. Well, seasons change, people change, but Tampa…
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Your “It’s Still A Pig” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: After the Bucs underwhelming uniform reveal, the Falcons then said, “Hold my beer”. The “ATL” really makes it apparent they are the…