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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread
Hi everyone, I’ve come back this week to pursue a topic near & dear to my cold, black heart – [DFO] Hate Week! A…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail Of The Week: Meet Me at the Waldorf
Happy Friday one and all once again. This week I’m taking my cocktail inspiration from the fact I should be going to New York…
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Let’s Get Positive! Starring, the NFL
Back in the XX Century, university class schedules converted Thursdays into Drinking Days. They’ve been that way ever since, confirmed by Friday hangovers. Recently,…
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The Team No One Wants to Play
Titans fever is raging. Kicker Stephen Gostkowski recovered from crippling yips after missing four kicks and an XP in Week One, and has kicked…
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Quarantine Blues: Minnesota Vikings Team Preview
banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} Date: Mid June 2020 [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: “Jesus Fuck if I have…
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Breaking News: Wakezilla signs with the Miami Dolphins! (Your Miami Dolphins Preview)
/Scene begins in a press conference room in Miami. The media are already seated when a dopey looking guy walks up to the podium.…
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Brady Bunch in the Bay – The Buccaneers 2020 DFO Preview
Our 2019 Tampa Bay preview focused on the team’s nickname and the crab-filching faltching felching stealing quarterback. Well, seasons change, people change, but Tampa…
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Your “Struggling With The Façade” Monday Open Thread
Beerguyrob is off tonight, hopefully rollicking in mirth. He deserves nothing less. Me? I’m in a foul mood. Didn’t want to say anything, but…
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Commentist Cabin Fever
The banner is NOT a selfie—oh, hi! I’m Don McClure. You might remember me from group posts such as “It’s Called ‘Fútbol’, You Bastards”…
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It’s not so much boredom as the tedious repetition of daily events that is starting to get to me during this current march towards…