2017 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

I complained reported Tuesday that my weekend slate of games featured 14 total points by losing teams. With WAS putting up 24 on MNF and MIA rocking a Color Rush Goose Egg, the last five NFL contests streamed into my home have provided 38 points scored by losing teams (approximately

2017 Quotables – Week 7 (Submissions)

As I complained in the comments yesterday, my Sunday viewing slate was ARI/RAMMIT, NYG/SEA, NE/ATL. The total number of points scored by losing teams in those broadcasts: 14. I'm not bullish on the 2017 season. HOWEVA, Justin Timberlake is now officially slated for the Super Bowl 52 Halftime Show and Twitter

2017 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)

So I guess the Eagles then...good team, huh? That defense sure looks scary and the offense....it clicks. Probably all credit for that goes to Blount bringing in that P*triots culture (or straight up stealing it). I always thought that what a defense does against Cam says a lot of that unit

2017 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

So that, above, is the silhouette of Miami's mascot, T.D.. I swear, there is nothing about that organization that doesn't just feel completely lazy. And that's BEFORE the obligatory Jay Cutler jokes. They are a who team should seriously just end the season having only played 15 games. Anyways, in Quotables news, got some

2017 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)

First, lotta discrepancies in power rankings between the major sites. The top some but the bottom is seriously an eight-team frenzy. Say what you will about parity and any given Sunday -- a quarter of the NFL is effectively noncompetitive. Thank goodness the Rams made some sweeping changes and the

2017 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)

So we're locking arms now? Good -- I didn't want to #dogwhistle the alt-right to come 'both-sides' up Quotables every week. I mean, I guess that's the conceding the protest but, hey, it's not like a handful of millionaires would ever stand the chance against a couple dozen billionaires, right? Anyways,

2017 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)

Lotta "showing unity" gifs this week but, really, how much can we make fun of that? But if you got one in the chamber for such displays of patriotism/terorrism (YRMV), I'm sure you can shoehorn it in. But before we get to Quotables, here are your Power Rankings update: Last week (Week

2017 Quotables – Week 2 (Submissions)

First, your Power Rankings Update: Last week (Week 2): Top 5: PIT, GB, KC, NE, ATL Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, BUF This week (Week 3): Top 5: PIT, KC, NE, ATL, OAK Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, CIN Why the 2-0 Broncos are still on the outside, while N*'s victory over a consistently-underwhelming Saints team makes for the