2017 Quotables – Week 17 (Results)

Congrats to those of you who made it through another successful regular season. The fans -- the silent heroes of the NFL (except in Seattle where they are just so loud/throw fish) -- I don't think get enough credit for the mental anguish they experience every year. I mean, Browns

Let’s Take a Field Trip!

Banner image via some random ass site Scene: A large industrial footprint that, come on, you can read the banner image, right? Clearly we're at a recycling facility. Let's say it's north of New York for proximity to the NFL offices and because where exactly doesn't matter. It's fiction, just suspend

2017 Quotables – Week 15 Results

Banner Image from Pinterest.  What? Screw you.  And yes, he is a big ol' meathead. Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables has decided that you all deserve his entertainment but not his judgment. So you're stuck with me. Boo fucking hoo. This week's submissions here. You'll note not all

Quotables Results – Week 14

As previously advertised, Blax will not be the final judge and arbiter of this week's Quotables submissions. HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID! All kidding aside, everything is fine and me being picked to replace him as judge has absolutely nothing to do with me being circumcised though not Jewish.  Call me King

2017 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions)

Welcome to your Week 14 Quotables submissions. Here in Cardinals Country, we're hanging on the final threads of, "If Atlanta and Seattle lose out, then we've only gotta have 14 other scenarios play out and we're getting a wild card!" So, naturally, most fan energy is focused on the Roy