Playoffs huh? I'm more of a Browns 0-16 Parade kind of guy myself.
Well, I'm not here to comment on the quality of the games, gamesmanship, or game day experience. Though I will admit that I did watch the Bills game to the extend that I turned it on, literally, one
Congrats to those of you who made it through another successful regular season. The fans -- the silent heroes of the NFL (except in Seattle where they are just so loud/throw fish) -- I don't think get enough credit for the mental anguish they experience every year. I mean, Browns
Banner image via some random ass site
Scene: A large industrial footprint that, come on, you can read the banner image, right? Clearly we're at a recycling facility. Let's say it's north of New York for proximity to the NFL offices and because where exactly doesn't matter. It's fiction, just suspend
Happy New Year to everyone! This is your friendly neighborhood Balls here. Our usual author, Blaxxy, had himself quite a New Year and is under the weather.
Anywhoo, you get me this week. As I mentioned in the New Year Open Thread, one of my New Year resolutions is to look
Let me start off this week by saying that there is no buttception gif. I saw it, I got it, but then I realized that, in the NFL, butt stuff is only funny when it's tragic. Maybe if the pass had hit the receiver in the derrière, knocking him to
Banner Image from Pinterest. What? Screw you. And yes, he is a big ol' meathead.
Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables has decided that you all deserve his entertainment but not his judgment. So you're stuck with me. Boo fucking hoo. This week's submissions here. You'll note not all
Gosh darn it, Scoob.
The NFL's taking people's money:
The Seahawks have been fined $100,000 for not properly observing the concussion protocol in Week-10 when Russell got popped in Arizona.
coaching & medical staff will have to undergo "remedial training" on the procedures.
Marshawn Lynch has been fined $24,309
I'm still sore about being tossed off results last week, even though Balls did a fine job.
This week though -- man. I don't have much to offer anyone. Selection was weak but, hey, if anyone is going to make lemonade out of lemons, it's all of you all.
All of you
As previously advertised, Blax will not be the final judge and arbiter of this week's Quotables submissions.
HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID!
All kidding aside, everything is fine and me being picked to replace him as judge has absolutely nothing to do with me being circumcised though not Jewish. Call me King
Welcome to your Week 14 Quotables submissions. Here in Cardinals Country, we're hanging on the final threads of, "If Atlanta and Seattle lose out, then we've only gotta have 14 other scenarios play out and we're getting a wild card!" So, naturally, most fan energy is focused on the Roy
I'm not praising anyone anymore. Gold is just the new standard around here. Why? Because we got guys in here who love to caption. That's right, we're not here for the paychecks. We don't care about the pundits or your fantasy commenting league. You all thought we cared? We really
Looks like we're back to fan action this week. But since some people aren't watching the NFL anymore, you're gonna have to go to the SEC to see some real fans. Fortunately, snowflakes wear Zubaz too. I'd like to think the broadcasts return to focusing on fan engagement has something