There’s A Rumble Off In The Distance: Your Monday Night Open Thread

He’s here!

-I would like to note that one dumb putz wrote a headline something like, “Donald Works Out For Rams A Second Time”. The implication being that he was trying out for the Rams. How could someone get something so ass-backward wrong? Any time Donald walks onto the field, into the gym, runs through a drill or drives by the practice facility Rams officials are crossing their fingers, holding their breath and trying to stifle excited giggles. That’s the actual dynamic in play here, shithead.

Von Gets Another Paycheque:

And it’s got bonafide Dallas stink on it! It’s worth up to 7.5 mil with incentives-not bad for a 37 yr-old on the downside. But this is how the end of his career is playing out, one year deals, going wherever the wind, money and the possibility of another chip takes him. Don’t blame him one bit. Kudos [through gritted teeth] to Jerrah for throwing money at Dallas’ biggest problem. (aside from the GM) I’m sure that if he’s mildly aware of social media the wolves were howling for something to be done. Or was it actually the ghosts of Vegas hookers past trying to get the money he owed them?

A Kind of Unraveling?:

Puka is still being kept out of practice due to some ongoing twinges in his lower back. His style of play is very physical and one wonders if he can keep it up. Look, I know the Rams are being intelligent about his body because they’re a franchise that tends to pay close attention to things that other teams don’t. But still, in college he only played one full season.

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Bogdanski

Good job today on the album covers but Herbie Mann walked so Orleans could fly
https://share.google/qtGwHpJRilgwctdpB

2Pack

Many of these have worked thier way into corporate and political jargon also. So as a public service…

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Horatio Cornblower

We have our quarterly in-person meeting tomorrow and I’m going to turn this into a bingo game with my cult members younger attorneys I mentor.

2Pack

You just know some hotshot is going to use a couple.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dave Grohl is a real fucking showman

2Pack

He is a nice guy too. Well loved over here.

ArmedandHammered

I watch stuff like this on Monday afternoons, to get the stink of the day off me.

ArmedandHammered

Evening all. I hope everyone had a good weekend.

blaxabbath

Hear me out now.

Boondock Saints. But they target Cabinet Secretaries.

SonOfSpam

Can Willem Dafoe be gay again for no particular reason?

Horatio Cornblower

Such an overrated movie.

SonOfSpam

YOU DO NAWT KNOW HOW MEANIINGFALL IT IS

Horatio Cornblower

Oh, no way, a couple of Boston Irish drunks are prone to incredible violence? How insightful!!

BC Dick

Thank you.

rockingdog

Also I got the 1st pick in my Fantasy Football draft with my buddies!
It’s Rocking!!! 🏈

Probs gonna get Lions RB Jahmyr Gibbs. That’s a good idea, right?

SonOfSpam

I got the 2nd pick in one of my leagues; gonna take whoever’s left between Gibbs and Blowjob Robinson. I think you can make a case for either.

litre_cola

A lot of people forget that he was named after the Chicago Cubs pitcher Blowjob Robinson in 1918. The league had to come in and forbid blowing on the balls while in the mound.

SonOfSpam

Wouldn’t have been so bad, but the balls were the catcher’s.

Gatoraids

stick with Ladainian Tomlinson CANT MISS

Horatio Cornblower

FERDINAND MENDOZA!!! TAKE FERDINAND MENDOZA!!

Gumbygirl

It’s a damn good idea. Rocking, even!

rockingdog

Found a funny:

Any dog can be a guide dog if you don’t care where you’re going. 🐕

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Easy there, Michael McDonald

Horatio Cornblower

don’t make me go get that Orleans album cover, Mr. Yacht Rock References.

Gumbygirl

That draft was the best one ever!

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King Hippo

lodge an appeal with Black Jesus!!

Horatio Cornblower

It’s right up there with the “Who Wants To Fuck A Cartoon”

2Pack

Yes really allowed the Clubhouse to get it’s freak on.

/as if that’s ever a problem

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